To Darklight of the 0 Arcana: I don't see why not!


Petal Meadows (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"My dream came true...aliens ARE attacking." Luigi muttered as they climbed up the steps on some mushrooms.

"Yeah, but we don't know where we are. E. Gadd said something about a time portal, but...we could be in the future." Marisa said.

"That makes sense; I don't recall seeing aliens from our past." Mario said.

"Wait, so Cackletta WASN'T an alien? What about that freaking final form that almost killed us?" Luigi asked.

"Cackletta...is debatable." He explained. "Though, I would agree that final form looked alienish." Mario muttered.

"Do I even want to know who this Cackletta is?" Reimu asked.

"It'd be best if you didn't. That freak gave me nightmares for a week." Luigi said as they kept climbing.

Suddenly, they heard a noise. "Did you hear something?" Reimu asked.

"Oh good, it wasn't just me." Marisa said, and then some little alien landed right on Luigi.

"Ooooow..." Luigi said, dazed from the attack.

Marisa picked up the little alien as it was trying to bite her finger while Stuffwell looked at Luigi. "Luckily, I got a healing mushroom stocked." He said as he opened up.

Mario grabbed a Mushroom and threw it to Luigi, while Marisa gave it to Reimu as she dug for a spell card. "Why are you giving this to me?" Reimu asked, trying to not get bit from the alien.

"Ah, here we go." Marisa said as she looked out in the distance. "Pull." She ordered.

Reimu tilted her head in confusion and then realized what she meant. "Oh." She said as she threw it.

"LOVE SIGN: MASTER SPARK!" She yelled, as she launched it at the alien.

"That might've been overkill." Stuffwell said, sweatdropping at this as Luigi shook his head.

"Better?" Mario asked.

"Yep, a lot better." Luigi replied as they continued onward and getting into the town.

As soon as they got into town...there was a problem. UFOS were attacking the townspeople!

Hollijolli Village (Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time)

"What the hell?!" Marisa asked, as the UFOS left.

"My god..." Reimu said, putting her hand over her mouth in shock.

"I knew I shouldn't have left my bed this morning..." Luigi muttered as they walked around.

"Look at this place, it's a freaking mess." Marisa said, looking around.

"Mama mia..." Mario said, looking at all the damage the UFOS caused.

"Mmph...MMMPH!" a voice yelled as they turned to some house.

"Shall we go take a look?" Reimu asked.

"Sure." Mario said as they walked in to investigate, and seeing feet dangling from the chimney.

Laughter and Merriment (Kingdom Hearts II)

"Do you need help?" Mario asked.

"Oh! Visitors! Welcome to Hollijolli Village...or what's LEFT of it, because of those dang aliens! I thought I could hide up on this chimney...but...turns out I'm stuck!" He explained.

"Don't worry, I'll help you." Luigi said as he got under the chimney and jumped up, as he was launched out of the chimney.

"Alright! Now that's what I'm talking about!" He said, and then three Shroobs came walking up to him. "Oh...hello..." He said calmly and then sweatdropped. "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!" He yelled, grabbing their attention.

Serious Trouble (Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time)

They ran outside, to see a UFO kidnapping him and taking off. "HEY!" Reimu yelled, before firing some danmaku at it.

"Hey, who's this?" A Shroob asked in its native tongue.

"Seems we have trouble..." Another said.

"Shall we kill them?" The third asked.

"Yes." The first one nodded.

"I don't understand that kind of language, but we're going to destroy you." Marisa said as the others nodded.

Love-Colored Master Spark (Touhou 8: Imperishable Night)

"Call in the UFO!" A Shroob ordered through a walkie-talkie as a UFO came by a few seconds later, holding down some sort of timer.

"We got plenty of time." Marisa said as Reimu nodded.

Mario pulled out an Ice Flower as he then launched ice balls at the Shroobs while Luigi just jumped up and kicked one in the face.

"LOVE STORM: STARLIGHT TYPHOON!" Marisa yelled.

"TREASURE SIGN: YIN-YANG ORB!" Reimu yelled.

A Shroob walked up towards them and then pulled out a laser gun and fired at Mario, but he jumped out of the way and threw more ice balls.

"DIVINE SPIRIT: FANTASY SEAL!" Reimu yelled, as the Shroobs tried to dodge the spell, but accidentally bumped into each other.

Luigi charged up a move and then smirked. "LUIGI MISSILE!" He yelled, as he blasted towards them, knocking one away.

Mario ran towards one of them while dodging lasers and then punched a Shroob, and then jumped away as Marisa pulled out another spell card.

"LIGHT BLAST: SHOOT THE MOON!" She yelled.

The UFO was done charging up as it moved to them and then fired a powerful laser blast at them.

"OH GOD!" Luigi yelled.

"This isn't good!" Reimu yelled as it landed right next to them and exploded, knocking them down.

Hollijolli Village

"OH YEAH!" One of them yelled and high fived another Shroob as the trio laughed.

Meanwhile...up above...

Laughter and Merriment

"For crying out loud, how in the world did THIS happen?!" Baby Mario exclaimed, pacing around back and forth.

"Well if Kamek didn't save us, we'd be dead." Baby Luigi explained.

"I know, but we had to be saved by THAT hag...that's just lame." He said.

"You know, I have a bad feeling about this..." Baby Peach said.

"What makes you so sure?" Baby Mario asked as some Shroob UFOS came by and shot the back of Baby Bowser's ship. "WHOA!" He yelled, which freaked out Baby Luigi and Baby Peach as they started crying.

"ALL HANDS ON DECK! I REPEAT! ALL HANDS ON DECK! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!" The intercom yelled while Toadsworth came crawling out.

"Don't worry Princess! I'm here!" Toadsworth said as he ran towards her, as Baby Peach opened her eyes and smiled.

"Yay! You're here!" She smiled as Toadsworth took her all the way to the cockpit.

"Hey Luigi! Let's go!" Baby Mario said.

"NO! I WANT MY MOM!" Baby Luigi protested.

"Oh brother..." Baby Mario sighed as he dragged him away.

A few minutes later...

Enter Bowser Jr! (Super Mario Galaxy)

"ALRIGHT, LET'S BLAST THESE THINGS CLEAR OUT OF THE SKY!" Baby Bowser yelled. "FIRE THE KOOPA CANNON!" He ordered.

A Hammer Bro pressed the button, as a massive spiked cannonball shot out and destroyed the UFOS.

"Bullseye." He said.

"OH YEAH!" Baby Bowser yelled, fist pumping and then looking at Baby Mario. "And THAT'S how you get things done." He said, sticking his tongue out at him.

"Why I oughta..." He muttered, shaking his fist angrily at him.

"You're the best, sir!" Hammer Bro said, turning away from the controls.

"I know." Baby Bowser smiled...and then the whole ship fell. "WHOA!"

"Whoops!" Hammer Bro exclaimed as he pulled up, right above Hollijolli Village and near where the Shroobs knocked out the four.

"Hey! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE DRIVING, YOU MORON! YOU ALMOST GOT ME KILLED!" Baby Bowser yelled.

"Ego much?" Baby Mario asked, which earned him a glare from Baby Bowser. "Worth it."

"Sometimes, I wonder how you never end up getting fried..." Baby Luigi muttered.

"Sir! Look!" Hammer Bro said, pointing to the screen, showing Mario, Luigi, Marisa and Reimu knocked out on the ground. "Do we think we should help them."

"Nah, let's not and say they're dead." Baby Bowser said.

"B-but...they might need help!" Baby Peach exclaimed.

"Don't care." Baby Bowser said, while the bros noticed tears falling from Baby Peach's eyes.

"Uh oh." Baby Mario said.

"Three...two...one..." Baby Luigi said, as they both covered their ears.

Baby Peach started to cry, much to Baby Bowser's dismay. "ACK! SOMEONE PUT A CORK ON THAT GIRL!" He yelled.

"I say we should help those poor lads. If we don't, she'll keep crying." Toadsworth explained as loud as he could.

"STILL not helping!" Baby Bowser exclaimed loudly...and of course, Baby Peach only cried harder, much to his annoyance. "ALRIGHT ALRIGHT! FIRE THE DAMN THING!"

Another spiked cannon ball fired at top of the Shroobs, crushing them as it was a few feet in front of them.

"THERE! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!" Baby Bowser asked.

"Yes." Baby Peach said, as she stopped crying.

"Now let's find someplace to land and then help them." Baby Bowser sighed in annoyance.

"We'll go take a look." Baby Mario said once they landed.

"Alright, take your time..." Baby Bowser muttered in annoyance as the bros walked out.


When in doubt, cry! It'll always make someone change their mind!