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Rumpelstiltskin and Belle make their debut here with a full blown-on texting chat between Hook, Belle, and Rumpelstiltskin!
Barbie is My Life
BarbieIsMyLife: hello swan
Emma: Who is this?
BarbieIsMyLife: its captain hook. who else?
Emma: Y is ur name BarbieIsMyLife?
BarbieIsMyLife: bcuz barbie IS my life?
Emma: Oh dear. Those barbie dolls must have really gotten in2 u.
BarbieIsMyLife: yes i bought a whole set of them. maybe we could play w/ them?
Emma: Don't be so cheeky.
BarbieIsMyLife: i think its 2 late 4 that
Cora: |:-)
Emma: Did she find a new smiley?
BarbieIsMyLife: she did
Cora: |:-) Unibrows rule.
BarbieIsMyLife: im afraid she'll get a makeover and have a unibrow soon
Emma: Mid-life crisis. R u ready 2 send out the txt flyers?
BarbieIsMyLife: as ready as ever
Cora: |:-) Yay for unibrows!
Cora: |:-) Unibrows rule.
Emma: WARNING - Cora has gone off her rocker. Watch out 4 a crazy unibrow lady running ur way.
Snow: What? Cora came 2 Storybrooke?
Snow: Hello?
Snow: HELLO?
Snow: Y the hell isn't any1 answering me?
Snow: HEEEELLLLLLLOOOOO?
Charming: Snow, did u take something 2day that u weren't supposed 2?
Snow: ...
BarbieIsMyLife: WARNING - Cora went cray cray so u better watch out 4 a cray cray unibrow lady running ur way!
Rumpel: Excuse me? What does "cray cray" mean?
Belle: It means crazy, Rum.
Rumpel: Wait. Who is this... BarbieIsMyLife?
Belle: I don't know. Do u want me 2 find out 4 u?
Rumpel: No thank you. I'd rather not meet a perverted pedophile today.
Belle: Alright.
Belle: Oh my god.
Belle: Oh my god. o_o
Rumpel: Belle, what's wrong?
Belle: THERE'S THIS UNIBROW LADY RUNNING AROUND IN A PENGUIN COSTUME!
Rumpel: ... I'm scared.
Belle: Me 2 :(
Belle: Did u lock the door?
Rumpel: I booby-trapped it.
Cora: Quack quack moo moo honk honk caw caw roar roar hiss hiss!
Cora: Gooo penguins!
Cora: |:-) Yeah! Penguins with unibrows! Goooooo unibrows! Gooooo penguins!
Cora: I love you, unibrows. I love you, too, penguins. I love you...
Emma: o_o Um.
Ruby: I c what u were saying about Cora
Ten minutes later...
Emma: Did Cora leave?
Ruby: Yah. She's terrorizing some1 else.
Emma: Would it b funny if I turned auto-correct on?
Ruby: OMG! Very!
Emma: Hehehe. *evil face*
Belle: Is Cora gone?
Rumpel: Yes, dear. It's safe to come out now.
Belle: What's all that clanking noises?
Belle: O.O Did I just hear something TEAR?!
Rumpel: Nothing to concern yourself with...
BarbieIsMyLife: hey! did u take my barbie dolls?!
Rumpel: I might have. Why?
BarbieIsMyLife: they were MY dolls
BarbieIsMyLife: they cost me over $750
Rumpel: Well, then. You shouldn't have bought 60 of them.
Belle: How did u get the money 2 buy those dolls anyways?
BarbieIsMyLife: i have my ways
Belle: Wait. Who r u?
BarbieIsMyLife: captain hook
Belle: O.O ! Captain Hook?!
Rumpel: Captain Hook. *angry face*
Belle: WHY IS UR NAME BARBIEISMYLIFE?!
BarbieIsMyLife: bcuz those barbie dolls r my life
BarbieIsMyLife: my life has become much more brighter w/ them
BarbieIsMyLife: they r also very useful
Belle: Useful... how?
BarbieIsMyLife: i can't let any1 else know... this is my secret
BarbieIsMyLife: MY secret o_o
BarbieIsMyLife: MINE u hear me?! MINE. o_o
Belle: Geez, calm down u creeper.
Rumpel: ...
Belle: U r awfully silent, Rumpel.
Rumpel: I... I have nothing to say. o.o
BarbieIsMyLife: *angry face* what did u do 2 MY dolls?
Rumpel: I booby-trapped my house with them. I'm afraid more than half of the dolls were... destroyed, or killed in the attempt to protect my house from a crazy unibrow lady.
BarbieIsMyLife: *shocked angry face* what?! y?!
Rumpel: My safety and protection -
Belle: Hey! Mine 2!
Rumpel: o.o You just cut me off.
Belle: U deserved it.
Rumpel: As I was saying, OUR safety and protection is much more important than many measly Barbie dolls' lives.
BarbieIsMyLife: :000000
BarbieIsMyLife: war. u just declared war against me and my faithful barbie dolls
BarbieIsMyLife: prepare 2 lose rumpystinkshit!
Rumpel: You didn't...!
BarbieIsMyLife: RUMPYSTINKSHIT HAS DECLARED WAR AGAINST ME AND MY BARBIE DOLLS
BarbieIsMyLife: PREPARE 2 DIEEEEEE!
BarbieIsMyLife: OW! AHHH! OWWWWW!
Belle: o.o What did u do 2 him!?
Rumpel: I just cast a burning spell on him. Very minor.
Belle: MINOR?!
Rumpel: Yes. Very minor. :)
Cora: |:-) Unibrows rule.
Cora: |8-) Penguins with unibrows are awesome.
Cora: |8-)