version: the drunk boys under the girls' hands.
Hey there, now here iis the second version: guys drunk ! Have a nice reading ;)
1stchapter: a masculine disaster.
I
n the Guild of Fairy Tail, now number one of the Kingdom of Fiore, were men. Wait a minute… men? But where are the women? Well, they went in town, in a pub, under Cana's advices. No! It's a joke, they are at the swimming pool behind the Guild. And to let them some privacy, men prefer to be in the Guild. Then, while Natsu and Grey were fighting for the endless tie while everyone was in his proper place –which is really uncommon, we must admit it- Macao, Makarof and Wakaba had a wonderful idea, for them at least. Makarof stood on his feet on the bar of the Guild and cleared his throat, making interrupt the fight which just started for a while.
"My dear kids, I throw you a challenge, would you succeed?"
"Yeah!" they shouted without thinking.
"Very fine, we will make a challenge of drinking. The one who would have drunk the most will win."
"And what will we win?" asked Gajeel who was eating his steel in a corner of the Guild.
"Hem… I, you will see it at the end", the old man answered while scratching his neck.
In fact, he had no idea…
Immediately said, immediately done: each one drank one glass, two glasses, three… ten glasses. And we'll see later with the fifteenth glass (which is not beautiful to see).
On the girls' side…
Those ones were taking a shower on the order of Erza. This one, Lucy, Jubia, Lisanna, Mirajane, Cana and Levy were together. Suddenly Lucy looked at Levy and saw that she was in a hurry.
"Hey, Levy, you have a date with Gajeel or what?" she asked forgetting that no one excepted both them, didn't knew it.
"What?" Erza, Lisanna, Mirajane, Jubia and Cana shouted, looking at Levy.
"Lu-chan!" Levy exclaimed while blushing.
"You want to go out with Gajeel?" the gossip-demon of Fairy Tail asked.
"No" Levy exclaimed a little too quickly.
"Go on, you can tell us everything, Levy-chan!"
Levy sighed, her cheeks in fire.
"I'm not in love with him, for God's sake!"
"Jubia thinks you would form a pretty couple, Jubia sighed, this one who suffered with her Grey-sama.
"Are you sure?" Levy asked with hope.
"Burned!" Erza and Evergreen –who invited herself- shouted.
"Well, ok" the poor Levy sighed. "I love Gajeel. But I'm not alone to love someone!"
"Who?" Lisanna and Mirajane asked very curious.
"Lucy!" Erza and Levy exclaimed at the same time.
"Hééééééé? Me, but not, I don't love Natsu…"
She put her hand on her mouth, but the evil was done.
"You would form a too pretty couple" Lisanna cooed.
"What are you doing, girls?" Wendy asked while arriving with Carla and Frosh.
"We're making loving couples", the eldest Strauss babbled.
"Aye, and the poor victims are Lucy and me", Levy sighed.
"Who with do you want to go out?" Frosh asked under Carla's frowned eyebrows.
"Levy wants to go out with Gajeel and Lucy with Natsu!" Wendy guessed with excitation, taking part in the game.
"How… how do you know that? The concerned asked.
But let them at what they are doing and see the disaster inside the Guild of Fairy Tail.
The pillars were… No. In fact, there was no pillars anymore… Why? You would ask. Well, simply because the alcohol slightly went up in our masculine mages of the Guild. Some of them, such as Jett, Droy or Fried, were dancing on the French Cancan. Others, such as Gajeel, Natsu, Grey or Luxus –the big head in fact- were fighting… without safety. That's where the missing of pillars comes from. Makarof was… the referee while his children were destroying his precious Guild. It was true that the Guild needed to be reconstruct, but here, they somehow exaggerated a bit, didn't they?! Jett and Droy, feeling an peace in the fight, came closer to the Steel Dragon Slayer. This one was half lying on a stool of the bar near the master.
"Gajeel, may we talk?" Jett asked fists clenched.
"What?" Gajeel asked, drinking an endless glass of beer.
"Are you making fun of our Levy?" Droy asked without preamble.
Gajeel looked at this one, raising his eyebrows, astonished.
"What did I do to her?" he asked while thinking of what he had possibly done.
"You're making profit of our Levy!" they said all together.
"Hé?" he said astonished… and drunk.
"Yeah, you know she loves you, and you profit about the situation!" repeated Jett.
Natsu, feeling that the discussion was taking a bad turn, opened his mouth to throw a call for a general fight but a giant hand knocked him out, properly. Such as Jett and Droy in fact.
"What are they talking about, those frats?" Gajeel asked while scratching his neck.
"Don't tell him you didn't see it!" Lily exclaimed, looking at the sky under the laughs of Rogue, Lector and Sting.
"Hé?" Gajeel asked, seriously beginning to be pissed because he didn't understand anything.
"She loves you" Rogue smiled. "It's been not a long time we're hereand we saw it before you. Moreover, if you're not interested, I could be."
Sting knocked Rogue in his back, completely dead. This one took a table in his face and fell on the floor, knocked out, doubling the laughs of Lector and Sting.
Gajeel turned toward Makarof and Grey.
"Is that true?" he asked, praying it was not.
"Yeah, since a while" Grey answered, sitting on the floor, bare naked.
"Since Tenrou Island, I think" Johnny Readers added.
Gajeel took his head in his hands.
"Shit!" he groaned.
"What's happening?" Lily asked.
"I can't love her…"
"Why, you're already with a girl?" Lily asked while searching in his memories if he had a girlfriend.
"No, it is not that" he sighed, making a gesture as to chase the idea.
"You're talking about the Great Oak?" Makarof asked, softly.
Gajeel grumbled, avoiding his eyes. Oh yeah, he thought about it. Every time, of course. To see her smiling at his sides, knowing he had tortured her, turned him sick.
"You should let the past where it has to be, Gajeel!" Makarof sighed.
"It's easy for you, you hadn't tortured her!"
"I may have not, but you must go on with what you have committed, Gajeel. Levy didn't forget it, but she forgave you."
Gajeel groaned.
"So, what have I to do?" he asked after a moment of silence.
"You do what is good for you, Gajeel, but if I were you I would be confident about my feelings.
"General fiiiiiiiighhhhhhttt!" Natsu shouted after waking up as anything happened.
So, it is in this atmosphere that the girls arrived. Well, saying 10minutes after the fight throwing by Natsu, most of men were on the floor. The girls sighed. They had to take care of them. Lucy went towards Natsu. She blushed a bit and took on her shoulders, in the intention to take him to his house. But Erza stopped her.
"Seeing his alcoholic rate in his blood, you should stay with him…"
"That's exactly what I wanted to do" Lucy stammered, blushing.
Erza looked her leaving the Guild and went in the Guild. She stopped near Levy who didn't make a move and was panicking.
"How will I do that? He will never want, But what can I…"
"A problem, Levy?" Erza asked.
"I… it is…"
"Gajeel?" Erza guessed.
Levy lowered her head and murmured a little yes.
"As I can see him, I think he won't cause you any problem", Erza smiled.
Levy sighed and went towards the Dragon Slayer. This one raised his head as she was near him.
"Let me, Shrimp" Gajeel groaned.
"Even not in dreams" Levy whispered, taking his arm to put it around her thin shoulders.
"Where do you want to take me? At my house? You even don't know where I live…"
"It is where you're wrong" Lily murmured, winking at him.
Next and least: the last part of the second version, enjoy :p