Readers, here's Chapter 1 to this insane story.

Mario and Goombario made it back to Toad Town, and got advice from Merlon that the first Star Spirit is located at the Koopa Bros. Fortress. The two then headed for Pleasant Path, which was blocked by four mysterious Toads.

Mario: Great. It's emo season already?

Goombario: Hmm...

Goombario approached them.

Red Black Toad: Don't go down this path.

Black-Black Toad: Koopa Bros. Fortress is booby trapped.

Yellow Black Toad: Definitely don't go.

Green Black Toad: And don't get help from Merlon either.

Mario: Hmmm... (whispers: C'mon kid, let's tell Merlon about this.)

Goombario: (whispers: Great idea Mario.)

The two then went to Merlon and told him about the 4 mysterious emo Toads.

Merlon: What!? It's emo season, already?

Goombario: Yes, apparently.

Merlon: Somethings not right here. Emo season doesn't start until April.

Merlon goes outside and heads to the emo Toads as Mario and Goombario follow behind.

Merlon: Hey! YOU GUYS, YOU STUPID EMOS! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSE TO BE HERE UNTIL APRIL! GET OUT OF MY TOWN, PATHETIC EMOS!

Merlon then launches a Super-Saiyan-seque base ball of energy at the emo Toads, forcing them to turn into... THE KOOPA BROS. DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN!

Red: RATS! Our cover has been blown. Guys, let's retreat. Well see you later, fat pig and chocolate chip.

The Koopa Bros then took off for their fortress.

Merlon: You must chase down those Koopa Bros, at their fortress and save the 1st Star Spirit, and save the others and Peach. And to get to Koopa Bros. Fortress, you'll need the help from some blue-shelled Koopa. Where are you gonna find one in this time and age? I HAVE NO IDEA!

Merlon then storms back to his house, leaving Mario confused.

Goombario: Hey Mario, I know of a place where you can find a blue-shelled Koopa. I think we should check Koopa Village first.

Mario: Sounds like a plan. Let's do it.

The two heroes head down through Pleasant Path.

KOOPA VILLAGE

As Mario and Goombario entered Koopa Village, they noticed the place being in an uproar. Suddenly, a Fuzzy flew into Mario's face.

Fuzzy: MEEEORRRRRRRKKKKK!

Mario: EEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKK!

Goombario: Woah, this place is being invested with Fuzzies.

Mario: Yeah, but that's not our reason for being here. We need to find a blue-shelled Koopa. Let's check that house that conviently has a blue roof.

Goombario: Good idea.

They check the blue-roof painted house, and knocked at the door, and opened it. When they did, they saw a shell-less Koopa wearing a red hankerchief, a red wristband on each hand and was chasing a Fuzzy that stole his Blue-colored shell. The Koopa noticed Mario and Goombario as they oh-so politely entered his house, and he actually got onto his knees.

Shell-less Koopa: YOU TWO REALLY HAVE TO HELP ME! THIS STUPID FUZZY STOLE MY SHELL AND I NEED IT BACK! PLEASE, I'M BEGGING YOU!

Goombario: Mario, I think we ought to help him out.

Mario: I think you're right.

Shell-less Koopa: Oh, before I forget, my name's Kooper. Please to meet you guys.

Mario: Name's Mario.

Goombario: And I'm Goombario.

Kooper shook hands with both Mario and Goombario.

Kooper: Oh, and by the way, that stupid Fuzzy escaped.

Mario: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTSSSSSS!

Mario and Goombario stormed after the Fuzzy to get Kooper's shell back. Eventually, they made it to some forest behind Kooper's house.

Fuzzy: MEEEEEEEEOOOORRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

Mario: Come on, can you please stop with that annoying sound!

Fuzzy: Fine then piggy. Now according to the script, I'm suppose to hide in one of these trees, and you're suppose to guess which one I'm hiding in.

Mario: HAH! FORGET THAT!

Fuzzy: You asked for it. GUYS, WE GOT SOME FAT ITALIAN PIG'S BUTT TO KICK!

A bunch of Fuzzies charged at Mario.

-BATTLE SEQUENCE STARTS-

Mario: HP 10/10 FP 10/10

Goombario

vs.

Fuzzies: Each 3 HP

Mario: Watch this kid.

Mario plants a fire flower which then spit out fire balls at the fuzzies. Does 3 damage to each.

Fuzzy: You... cheater...

Goombario: Nice one, that's why I love you!

Mario: …

-END OF BATTLE SEQUENCE-

The fuzzy turned to ashes as Mario grabbed Kooper's Shell.

YOU GOT KOOPER'S SHELL! GIVE IT BACK TO HIM AND LET HIM JOIN YOUR TEAM!

Mario and Goombario went back to the village when they ran into Kooper.

Kooper: You guys get my shell back?

Mario: Sure did. Here you go.

Kooper then put on the shell that Mario gave him.

Kooper: Thank you sooooo much, and also, you guys are on a quest to save Peach from Bowser, right?

Goombario: That's correct my friend.

Kooper: AWESOME! I've admired many adventurers such as Professor Kolorado ever since I was a tiny fetus, squirming around in my Mom's...

Mario: Alright! Too much information!

Kooper: Anyway, is it aright, if I could... OH PLEASE CAN I JOIN YOUR TEAM! OH PLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE OHPLEASE...

Mario: ALRIGHT! YOU CAN COME!

Goombario: Yeah. But Mario's my man, got it?

Kooper: Thanks.

Goombario: (whispers: man this guy is really annoying, right Mario?)

Mario: Eh.

KOOPER HAS JOINED YOUR PARTY! HIS SPECIAL ABILITY INVOLVES MARIO KICKING KOOPER IN HIS SHELL TO RETRIEVE ITEMS AND HIT SWITCHES MARIO CAN'T HIT ALONE! AND NOW, HERE IS HIS BATTLE MOVES: SHELL TOSS, POWER SHELL!

Mario: Well, let's leave this place now boys.

Mario was being followed by Goombario and his new Koopa ally.

Koopa Citizen: BUT WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF THE FUZZIES!?

Mario: Uh, how about a 'no' and I have to save some princess.

Goombario felt bad, and got out a whistle and lured all the Fuzzies into a pond. Now everyone's happy. Yippee!

KOOPA BROS. FORTRESS

Kooper: Aww come on Mario, can we play a game together?

Mario: Look Kooper, we have to get to the Koopa Bros. Fortress.

Goombario: Yeah. So pipe down.

Kooper: Okay.

The heroes then made it to the Koopa Bros. Fortress. They then started the infiltration of the fortress.

Evil Koopa: STOP! THE KOOPA BROS HIRED ME TO NOT LET YOU PROCEED!

Goombario: BRING IT ON!

Mario: Come on Kooper, let's do it.

Kooper: EEEEEEEEKKK! I LOVE THIS GAME!

-BATTLE SEQUENCE STARTS-

Mario: HP 10/10 FP 10/10

Goombario

Kooper

vs

Evil Koopa: HP 4/4

2 Bob-ombs: Each 3 HP

Mario does a hammer shake slam down attack, does 2 damage to all enemies. Get Bob-ombs angry and fumed.

Goombario does headbonk on Koopa. Does 2 damage. Koopa faints.

Mario: Alright Kooper, do your thing.

Kooper: Gotcha man.

Kooper does Power Shell. Makes Bob-ombs explode.

Mario: Nice teamwork boys.

Goombario: No problem Mario.

Kooper: That was reeeeeeeaaalllllly awesome!

-END OF BATTLE SEQUENCE-

The three heroes continued through the fortress. Eventually, they heard Red and Yellow Ninjakoopas talking about something.

Yellow: Now watch, and be amazed at my plan to trounce Mario once and for all. My trap of chain reactions.

Red: Can you just do a fake ? Block?

Yellow: -sigh- Fine.

Yellow then sets a fake ? Block for Mario to fall for. Then they both left. Mario was then thinking on what to do.

Mario: You know what? I'M GONNA HIT IT ANYWAY!

Mario ran to the ? Block, hit it and then fell through a trap door, screaming in fear. Goombario and Kooper then ran and jumped down the trapdoor as well. A moment later, they ended up on a prison floor.

Kooper: DARN IT! WHY DID YOU LET THE URGE GET THE BETTER OF YOU!

Mario: BECAUSE IT'S BEEN A HABIT FOR A LONG TIME!

Goombario: YEAH!

Suddenly, a pink bob-omb of some sort approached our heroes.

Pink Bob-omb: Excuse me, are you alright Mister?

Mario: Yes. Thanks miss.

Pink Bob-omb: That's good. My name's Bombette. Pleased to meet you. Your Mario, right?

Mario: That's right. Nice to meet you too Bombette.

Mario then got up along with Goombario and Kooper.

Goombario: So Bombette, do you know how we can get out of here?

Bombette: Sure do. I'm Bob-omb and I need to think carefully just to do it.

The three heroes looked at Bombette as if she was some kind of idiot.

Kooper: Yeah, this reminds me of that one time I was stuck in Vegas and they put me into this large cell, and a bunch of angry white Tigers started chasing me and...

Kooper's annoying rant started to get on Bombette's nerves, and being a short tempered person, she had it.

Bombette: Grrr... WILL YOU SHUT UP ALREADY, YOU ANNOYING LITTLE RUNT!

Bombette then charged at Kooper, but he dodged her and she blew up near a crack wall, making some kind of escape route.

Mario: Sweet! You did it Bombette. You guys can escape!

Bombette: Thank you Mario. Hey, you're on a quest to save the Star Spirits and the princess?

Mario: Yeah.

Bombette: Cool. For helping me figure out an escape route, I'll join up with you heroes.

Mario: Sure, you can come along.

Bombette: Thank you Mario.

Kooper: Yeah. Just don't blow up on me.

Goombario: Well, let's go guys.

Mario: Yeah!

BOMBETTE HAS JOINED YOUR PARTY! HER SPECIAL ABILITY INVOLVES GOING OVER TO CRACKED WALLS AND ROCKS AND BLOWING UP NEAR THEM, AND DESTROYING THEM FOR MARIO! AND NOW, HERE IS HER BATTLE MOVES: BODY SLAM, BOMB!

And so, the four heroes then made their way out of the prison cell, and in no time, managed to reach the highest peak of the Koopa Bros. Fortress. The Koopa Bros then noticed that Mario managed to get back up here.

Black: E GAD! RED, MARIO IS HERE!

Yellow: HEY! HOW DID HE ESCAPE THAT PRISON CELL!?

Green: Beats me.

Red: Alright Mario, if its a fight you want, it's a fight you get!

Mario: Huh?

Suddenly, Bill Blasters started shooting Bullet Bills.

Bombette: Let me handle this.

Bombette then went and blew up the Bill Blaster all the way to Kingdom Come.

Bombette: Come on Mario. We got a Star Spirit to rescue.

Mario: Right. Let's go Goombario, Kooper.

Goombario and Kooper: We're on it.

The four heroes then went through another door. Then, they heard a mechanical voice. It was apparently a robot version of Bowser.

Bowser?: Ha. Ha. Ha. You can't beat me Mario. I am invincible.

Mario: Oh boy. Here we go.

-BATTLE SEQUENCE BEGINS-

Mario: HP 15/15 FP 10/10

Bombette

Goombario

Kooper

vs.

Bowser?: HP 10/10

Mario does hammer attack. Does 1 damage.

Goombario does headbonk. Does 1 damage.

Kooper does shell toss. Does 1 damage.

Bowser?: That all you got?

Bowser? does fist slam. Does 1 damage.

Bombette does body slam. Does 1 damage.

Bowser? does fist slam again. Does 1 damage.

Bowser?: Ha. Ha. Ha. How does this feel Mario? You can't beat us. I mean me. Ha ha ha.

Bombette: I do not have the time for this.

Bombette does super mega hyper mighty once-in-a-lifetime bomb attack. Does 5000 damage.

Red: OW! YOU PINK LITTLE BRAT!

The Koopa Bros were then shown.

Koopa Bros: Each member 5 HP

Mario and his 3 allies then went and turned into the so-called Mario Rangers as the Power Rangers theme started playing in the background.

Red: TWO CAN PLAY IT THAT GAME!

All of a sudden, the Koopa Bros transformed into the TMNT, or in other words, they didn't transform at all.

Black: Aw, nuts.

The Mario Rangers then went and push the Koopa Bros off the cliff. How sad.

-END OF BATTLE SEQUENCE-

The Koopa Bros were then locked in the same prison cell that Bombette was locked in.

Red: HEY! SOMEONE LET US OUT!

Bombette: HA! Let's see how you like being locked up in a prison cell!

Suddenly, the card of the 1st Star Spirit appeared. Mario then went and touched the card, setting Eldstar free, thus ending the chapter.

Meanwhile, at Peach's Castle, Peach and Twink were thinking of something.

Peach: Twink, let's sneek out of here and find some info for Mario.

Twink: Okay. Know of a secret exit?

Peach then pressed a switch behind a painting, and the fireplace turned into a secret escape route.

Peach: That answer your question. Let's go.

Twink: Okay.

They then went through and ended up in a strange room.

Peach: Hey, here's someone's diary.

Twink: Let's read it.

They then went on reading it.

Dear Diary,

I've made so much success. I captured the Star Spirits, stole their precious Star Rod, and then I went to lift Peach's Castle, and I even trounced Mario, that fat Italian pig, and I even kidnapped the Princess, but, Mario that fat slob managed to beat the Koopa Bros. and saved the first Star Spirit, so what? He'll never find the 2nd one in Dry Dry Ruins located in Dry Dry Desert. I'm just about done for now. Til then, farewell.

Bowser

Peach: YIKES! IT'S BOWSER'S DIARY!

Twink: That's not the point. The point is the 2nd Star Spirit is located in Dry Dry Ruins in the Dry Dry Desert.

Peach: Twink, go and inform Mario about this immediately.

Twink: Roger that.

Twink then took off again as Bowser came storming in.

Bowser: Nuts! My diary's in here again. I hope no one read it, this means Peach.

He grabbed the diary and then noticed Peach.

Bowser: Uh, Peach, go back to you're room before I get the Koopatrols.

Peach then shrugged her shoulders as she then went back to her room.

Meanwhile, Eldstar thanked Mario and his first three allies for saving him. They were outside the fortress.

Eldstar: Mario, do you're best to save the other 6 Star Spirits, for our fate is in your hands. Now see you later.

Eldstar then went back to Star Haven, as the heroes took Pleasant Path back to Toad Town. Before they reached Toad Town, they ran into a familiar face known as... Jr Troopa, surprise surprise readers.

Jr Troopa: There you are. I'll destroy you and your little new allies. They won't make a difference.

Bombette: WHY YOU LITTLE PUNK! JUST WAIT UNTIL I BLOW UP NEXT TO YOU!

Kooper: Yeah! You seem like a nuiscence! Your going down!

Goombario: Let's go Mario, my love.

Mario: Ok.

-BATTLE SEQUENCE STARTS-

Mario: HP 15/15 FP 15/15

Goombario

Bombette

Kooper

vs.

Jr Troopa: HP 15/15

Jr. Troopa: Let's start shall we Mario?

Mario: Whatever.

Mario uses hammer smash. Does 1 damage.

Goombario does headbonk. Does 0 damage.

Goombario: What the...?

Jr. Troopa: I have 1 defense now, moron. I'LL DESTROY YOU ALL!

Bombette does bomb attack. Does 3 damage.

Kooper does shell toss. Does 1 damage.

Jr Troopa tackles Mario. Does 2 damage.

Mario charges hammer attack by 3.

Kooper does shell toss. Does 1 damage.

Jr. Troopa does tackle. Does 2 damage.

Bombette does bomb. Does 3 damage.

Jr. Troopa: I'm almost defeated. That's it.

Jr. Troopa does Super Charge. Does 4 damage.

Mario: Alright. TAKE THIS!

Mario does super charged hammer attack. Does 4 damage.

Jr. Troopa: No way, this isn't possible. I...

Bombette then went to shut him up with a bomb attack. Does 3 damage.

Jr Troopa: ARRRGGGGHHHH!

Jr Troopa then faints.

-END OF BATTLE SEQUENCE-

Jr. Troopa then was push by the heroes into the stream and was screaming in the distance. Our heroes then again, walked into the sunset, again, in slow motion.

That's it for now. Next time we start Chapter 2. And Mario gets another ally. Who could it be? Find out next time.

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