WARNING: This chapter may be slightly disturbing, due to the fact that Near gets his butt sniffed, but I'm sure you all can manage. Anyways, thanks to another Spectaculous idea donated to us by Kit-Kat Punk-Lover we can continue our story. Now if only the rest of you were as contributive as her.
One day, L decided to drag Mello, Matt and Near with him to a police agency. Why did he decide to take them to the police agency? So the plot could progress. It's about time I had an answer for one of those "Why did they" questions. Any ways, there they were. So, some child rapist just happened to be within a three-mile radius of the police agency, meaning the agency had to go on lockdown. Boo Hoo. So, everyone in the whole damn building got stuffed into one room, which would have been okay, but it wasn't, cause' all the police guys were fat. They were all fat. And everybody knows fat police guys like to eat lots of food. Near, who for the sake of story progression, was crawling around on all fours, meowing, this time not for the sake of story progression, but because OMG how totally cute is that? Anyways, Near is on all fours, when one fatass says "Hey look, a lamb." "LAMB CHOPS!" Another screams, making Near pee in his pants a little. "Ahhh, Cheerios." Another says, sniffing Near's ass, because everyone smells like Cheerios after peeing in his/her pantalones. "Hey look, that guy has donuts!" A cop with a funny looking moustache exclaimed, pointing at the one and only L, whom was crouched over, eating a pink frosted donut. The guy whose nose was prodding poor Near's butt-butt suddenly perked out of the Cheerio scented, pee covered strip of white silk and proceeded to sniff the indeed sugary air. "It's better than Cheerios!" Long story short, the fat police officers all ganged up on poor scrawny L and beat the poo-poo out of him for the donut, which ended up being eaten by Mello, who pulled out his gun, and if you read chapter one, you know what happens when Mello pulls out his gun! And they all lived happily ever after!
A/N: I didn't really favor this chapter… I sorta rushed it…
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