All right I just drank a monster, got my laptop and am sitting in bed typing this now .

Seeing how depressed all you reviewers are over the last two chapters all I have to say is cheer up it gets better .

I don't own Naruto but I wish I did.

So without further adieu here is chapter 3!

With a little blonde in his arms Itachi ran down the hall to the nurse. He stopped for nothing. This was all his bastard of a brother's fault that Naruto was assigned as his charge. It wasn't that he disliked Naruto but he just thought it was wrong to spy on his like this. But he did get good pay. Damn it was good for a seventeen-year-old. He thinking about what kind of car he would buy when he got to the nurse office.

As he walked in he passed Mr. Jiraiya the principal with a big smirk on his face… Itachi walked into nurse Tsunade's office with little Naruto in his arms. He anime style sweated when he saw her putting her shirt back on…

"Well well look who is here," she said "Well what happened Itachi are you just going to stand there sweating?"

"What? Oh umm no uh ma'am," Itachi was always…nervous around Ms. Tsunade "he uh tripped and burst out crying so I umm thought he hit his…"

"Ok ok I understand you may leave" she interrupted "SHIZUNE GET YOUR ASS IN HERE NOW"

"Yes ma'am?" Shizune answered.

"Go get the bottle of Advil"

"Mmk" was the reply as Shizune tried to stop her ears from bleeding…

"Now Naruto what happened dear?"

"Well" Naruto said between sniffs "I was playing outside and was running *sniff* away from Saskue and Jugo when I tripped and hit my tummy on the step but it hurt more than I thought it should have *sniff*"

"Okay honey" she said as Shizune handed her the pills. She knew that Naruto probably hit his prostate gland and that is why it hurt so much. "Here chew this pill and you should fell better. SHIZUNE CALL NARUTO'S PARENTS AND TELL THEM WHAT HAPPENED AND FOR ONE OF THEM TO COME PICK HIM UP"

"Ok ok" Shizune said as her ears started to bleed again…

At the Namikaze residence….

"*Sigh* ok I will come and get him" Minato said over the phone. It was little Naruto's first day of what he called "big kid school" and he already had to be sent home. Oh well that's life Minato thought.

Minato hopped in the truck and drove to Konaha elm. When he got there he hopped out and ran inside the school. He reached the nurse office and scooped up his son and took him home. When they got home Minato sent Naruto to bed. Minato went down to his study so he could think about this.

"He can't go on like this" Minato thought "not only will his body not be able to take it but one just cannot live like this"

Naruto continued going to school only being sent home once a blue moon. Weeks turned into months and months turned into years. To Minato and Kushina it seemed like Naruto was in first grade only yesterday and now he was in seventh grade. Naruto was 13 now and had started puberty almost half a year ago. So because of that his father had to milk his prostate daily (which Naruto strangely enjoyed) and was forced to take those one a day men's supplements. His parents STILL haven't told him that he can't have sex or anything to do with growing up in fact…(poor kid)

The day was March 10 and it was the night of the spring informal dance at school. Naruto took a shower, put on the necklace he got for his 13th birthday, threw on a stylish T-shirt, put on some shorts, ate like 47 mints and went down stairs.

"Hey dad let's go!" he said to Minato.

"Ok ok gee be patient"

The two got in the truck and drove to the school.

"Ok big guy off you go don't make out with too many girls that your lips start to bleed heh heh" Minato said as they pulled up to the school.

"Oh shut up dad and don't call me 'big guy' you know I hate that"

"Whatever big guy have fun"

"Uggh"

When Naruto walked in he met up with Kiba, Shikamaru and Neji. Naruto went and got a soda and sat down. He was watching (spying on) Sakura. To Naruto she looked in a word down right sexy. Naruto threw out the empty cup and danced for a few minuets until a slow song came on. Kiba broke the ice and danced with Ino and then more people started. Naruto desperately looked for Sakura but by the time he did the song was over. He grimily went over to the wall and leaned on it with foot on the wall. By the time Apologize came on Naruto like immediately found Sakura and asked her to dance. She just blushed and smiled. She then put her arms around his neck and he put his on her waist and they rocked to the sound of the music. When the song was over they went their separate ways. Naruto bought a coke and sat at a table with his friends.

Kiba slapped his back and said, "You go man you should totally ask her out"

"Oh shut up Kiba"

"Well I'm just saying that you should you don't have to be so damn harsh gosh"

Sakura went to a table and sat with some friends of hers.

Ino smiled at Sakura and said, "You go girl you should totally go out with him"

Sakura chuckled and said, "Well if he asks I just might say yes"

The rest of the dance was…successful in a word. Naruto danced with Sakura every time a slow song came on. It seamed like ten minuets but alas it was 9:30 and the songs stopped and the lights went back on. Everyone then filed out side to wait for their rides.

Naruto desperately searched for Sakura. When he had her in sight he took a deep breath and walked up to her.

"Hey umm Sakura-chan" he said to her.

She turned around and said, "Yeeees Naruto"

"I was wondering if you uh wanted to…"

"Go on" she said

"Go…out with me"

She said nothing. What she did was take his head and kiss him.

Aww how cute. Automatic yes in my eyes. Sorry about the big time skip but I thought it was necessary…

Any way I hope you all liked it.

And yes I read my story traffic so of the like 400 of you that read this respond more plz! And make them positive guys I hate haters.

See you all later!