chapter 3: The Test and The Meeting
Naruto awoke the next morning seening that it was 6 am, he actually found it amuzing when his shadowkahn told him that the members of team 7 arrived before 6 am only to sit and wait for who knows how long. checking to see that it was 7:30 am.
"I got time." he said as some of the Ninjetti setting his table with delicious spread with Hardboild eggs, bacon, a stake done medium, and a baked potato with grilled shirp bits. "thank you."
afrer finishing his meal, he when to meet up with team 7 for the genin test. thought he didnt see the point seeing as he was not part of this team. long his way he came across team 8.
"Oi, Naruto. I heard last night you put on quit a show lastnight from what my mom said." Said Kiba as he and his teammates came up to naruto.
"you bet, I am that awesome." he said with his closed eye grin.
"good day Uzumaki-sama. i hope you have been well." said Shino while shown no emotion other then the buzzing from his bugs.
"H-hello N-Nar-Naruto-kun." said the ever blushing hinata, who was a little sad that Naruto was engaged, but she still wanted to confess her feelings.
"Hello to you to Hinata-san." he said with a kind smile but looked up to see the sun's position. "well I would like to stay and talk more but i am running late."
with that he left to the training grounds, once he got there he was welcomed by the loudest whail he has heard thus far.
"YOU'RE LATE!" screamed the pink Banshee.
"Haruno, would you like to be a meal for Kagenomu again?" said Naruto with a sickly sweet voice, while using abit of KI to create a Genjutsu that showed the Nine Oni masks behind him each smiling more sadistic then the next. but it was the the Mask of Tarakudo's that was the most villianious as it grind a rape face that would scare the ever living shit out of the undead Madara Uchiha.
-unknow location.-
faraway in an underground hidden base, sitting with his back to a giant underground tree that was connected to hi back with vines. as he looked up as if he heard something in the distance.
"Oooooooooh, I have... the Willies." he said with an Insain grin.
-back with Naruto and other people...-
Naruto looked to the tree lines, then gave out a irriated sigh as he was growing tired of dealing with two emos, one he could with stand, the other... he would much rather send into the shadow realm and let the shadows eat the soul of the self proclaimed emo king, and the Howler Monkey that chased after the said Emo King.
he then snapped his fingers, the result was summoning one of the Razorkahn. "Kagetanken, bring Kakashi who's up in the trees..." he said as the bladed shadowkahn was about to go and complete his mission. "On second thought... it is such an nice Autum day let him enjoy the fall."
Kagetanken understanding his mission sank back into the shadow, only to appear by one of the trees and did a quick swip at one of them and when back into the shadows. a moment later the tree fell and when it, did they heard a girlish scream from on top of the tree. Naruto had a cruel smile as he watched Kakashi land on his face while his foot twitched in the air.
"So kakashi, When will you be here?" asked naruto.
"Naruto-Baka, he is already here!" yelled Sakura.
"Sigh, Sakura you are an idiot." Naruto said as one of his Razorkahn rose up behind Kakashi and stabbed him through the head, which caused Sakura to scream bloody murder, which Sai went on the Offencive, as did Sasuke. thought kakashi went up in smoke. "told ya, that was a shadowclone. the only reason i could tell was because unlike the orginal, shadowclone do not cast shadows. which i can feel those around me."
just then Kakashi was brought to them by a pair of Samuraikahn one on either side of him.
"Naruto, do you really have to do this?" asked Kakashi as he was let go by the Samurai that went back into the shadows. "ok, now that Sunshine ruined my day, let us begin the test."
"Kakashi, I already know the perpose of this test i will wait until, they are done before you and I begin our test?" asked naruto as he went to lean against on of the training posts.
"Very well. you have until noon to finish this test." he said as he held two bells. which made Sakura question the test but didnt voice it. "Now you have to get these bells in order to pass, any one that does not have a bell will be sent back to the academy. Now come with the Intent to Kill or you will never win."
"But Sensei would that be dangerous against you?" asked Sakura.
this caused naruto to laugh out loud at Sakura.
"He is a bloody Jonin Sakura what are you gonna do, give him a paper cut or a make him get a little winded?" mocked Naruto as he look at sakura. "If you are to scared you can always drop out."
this lead to sakura wanting to prove that she can do better then the 'dope'.
-time skip just like the cannon but with sakura tied up.-
now that team seven passed... barely, naruto stood across from Kakashi how gave naruto his famous eye smile.
"Now Sunshine, how do you wish to go about this?" asked Kakashi as he kept reading his favorite book.
"Ninjutsu and Taijutsu only I will Not use my Kage Oni. but other then that is fair game, sound good?" stated naruto while he got into a fighting stance kakashi has seen before, the Uzuken or the Whirling Fist.
'So he knows his mother's fighting style, I guess i wont find out how my book ends now.' he thought as he put his book away. "well I guess that sounds fair."
as soon as he finished speaking he saw Naruto phase out of sight on to appear on his left while doing a round house kick, which kakashi only had enough time to block; Poor decision on his part as he was sent flying across the ground.
"better take me seriously or you will regret it." said naruto as he stood up in a calm stance.
"I think you made your point. Owe..." Kakashi said as he rubbed his forearms that were numb after naruto's kick.
If one paid attention to naruto's eyes they would have seen the talismans for the Ox and Rabbit in each of his eyes giving off a faint glow.
"Now let's Dance!" said Naruto as he and Kakashi each bolted toward one another at high speeds.
-else where-
"So this is Konoha, I would have expected something better. Sigh." said Hsi Wu as he looked around the village, he was kinda hoping for a tall tower or something for his perch, saddly the highest point was the cliff side at the back of the village.
"I wonder where we will find the boy." asked Xiao as he saw few Casinos which he knew he'll be checking out afterwards.
"I-" said Tso Lan as he was interrupted by a loud explosion in the western part of the Village. "think he is over there."
as they continued to walk they came across team 8.
"Excuse me Miss, Would you be kind enough to tell me where the training grounds are, You see i have been on a long term mission and have not been in the village for many, many years." aske Tso Lan to a beautiful raven haired woman that for some reason turned his normally pale cheeks a brighten hue of red.
"they are down this road, take a left keep going until you find two bridges take the Bridge to the right, and you will find the Training grounds." Said Kurenia as her cheeks took on a dust of pink when talking to a man that seem a few years older then her.
"thank you, Miss..." said Tso Lan fishing for a name.
"K-Kurenai." said the woman as she mentally kicked herself sounding like her favorite student infront of her crush. "and you are?"
snapping him out of his own stupper at the beauty before him. "Such a beautiful name for such a Crimson beauty such as yourself. realising he said that out loud. "forgive me, my dear. I am Tso Lan, of the Haichi-Oni these are my Brothers and Sisters."
blushing deeply at his complement. "its ok, are they you actual brothers and sisters?"
before Tso Lan could answer, Tchang Zu and Shendu started one of their usual fights which stopped when Bai Tza bonked them both over their heads.
"Unfortunately we all share the same Father."
"Oi, you said your name is Tso Lan right?" asked Kiba disregaurding the moment in which the two were having. "You wouldnt be the same Tso Lan that is training Naruto right?"
"Awe you mean my soon to be Brother-in-law, then yes I am." he said in tone that said he didnt like the behavior of the kid. "why do you ask?"
"Well i heard he is gettin married to your sister but which one?"
once again before Tso Lan could answer, Someone answered before him.
"Sorry dear brother, but Po Kong and Dai Gui are hungery and wish to meet my Fiancee before we all get some lunch." said Bai Tza as she walked over to Tso Lan. this caused a few reactions form those present.
Kiba for all he once thought negatively of naruto was now replaced with praise and worship. 'WHAT THE FUCK! HOW LUCKY CAN THAT ASSHOLE BE!"
Shino for once, the emotional Shino said something out of character at seeing the chinese amazon. "Da'hell..."
this would have shocked everyone but what worried them was how Hinata would reacted.
"I wish you the best." she said as she bowed to Bai Tza, as she turned to leave.
"Child, dont you dare move." said Bai as she held Hinata, by her shoulder. "Look, I dont know what i did to cause you to treat me with such disrespect, but I would appreciate if you came out and said i did to be hated, before you cast judgement."
this caused the young Hyuuga to tear up before...
"IT'S YOU THATS GOING TO MARRY HIM!" she yelled at Bai Tza who only smiled softly to the young girl.
"You like him dont you?" she asked while Hinata didnt know what to do. "You thought i would be angry? dont make me laugh child. I had to deal with my brothers and sister, But i will say this; Grow your back bone and fight for what you want. If you can do that, you might be able to get with him, and i might share."
Hinata was shocked at what she heared from Bai, but what happened next was even more shocking to the young girl as Bai leaned in and kissed her on the lips.
Now one would think that Bai Tza's family would be used to her after living with her for the last few centuries, but that was not so. as Dai Gui just stood there looking at the sight like his brain turned to dust... again, Kiba's and Hsi Wu's jaws hit the ground while watching Hsi Wu's older sister kissing the young girl while Kiba watched the tall white haired woman kissing his teammate. Xaio Fung looked slightly disturbed as he couldnt watch this, he maybe a pervert but he had limits meaning Little girls and Sisters are off limits. Shendu just Shook his head as he perfered women with a little more spicy then the norm. Tchang Zu, well he didnt really care.
Kurenai didnt know what to think of this, Shino had to supress a nose bleed, Tso Lan just face Palmed at his sister's bold behavior. while Po Kong just sighed getting bored while waiting.
when the kiss ended hinata's face was so red, some of the hyuugas back that the Hyuuga estate that had their Byakugan activated could see the faint glow of red coming off her. which lead her faint while standing up looking off into space with the most perverted grin on her face.
"I apologies for my Sister's crued behavior." he said while looking up. "I am terribly sorry we can not stay longer, but we must be going."
with that the eight siblings left team 8 to find Bai Tza's fiancee. after while they began to hear and see massive explosions, even the ground began to shack under the devastating forces being used.
"I say Bai Tza, Your Fiancee seems to be a little... Skilled with using our powers, almost like he was using them for years, unlike us when first gained our powers." said Shendu as he felt a little envious of this boys ablities.
"Yes, he is the perfect husband." Bai said with lust barely hidden in her voice.
-back to TG7-
naruto stood across from Kakashi both of them winded from the spare they were having, though Naruto was slightly better then Kakashi with his Uzumaki blood.
"So, Naruto." Said Kakashi trying to keep his breath even. "why dont we Finish this Spare?"
"Sure, why doing you go first." said Naruto with a cheeky grin.
"sure why not." said Kakashi as he phased out. only to appear behind naruto in a crouching position. "Konoha forbidden jutsu: THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN!"
this took naruto by surprise as he when fly throught the air holding his rear in pain. naruto could not take the insult to his pride as a striaght man.
in a fit of rage naruto started to unleash untolds amount of power loud cracks of thunder while he righted himself while using his fire control allowing him to fly in the air as he focused the element to his feet.
Kakashi looked at Naruto who seemed to fly in the sky but what caught his attention the most was how he held his hand together in a with palms flat against the other at first until he slowly started to pull them apart only for Kakashi to see a softball size fireball that seemed to grow with each passing secound. this lead Kakashi to do a Katon Jutsu.
"Katon: Wyvern Strom Fireball." though it was a d-rank Katon Jutsu he new it would only cause a minor first degree burns. but to his shock the jutsu did not make it's target only to be eaten up by the small fireball that was the size of a beachball only to grown ten times the size.
"good news Kakashi, You are about to see my new attack." said naruto as he lifted the giant fireball above his head. "Minor Solarus Bomb!"
this was the scene that the eight siblings came upon. as they watched Naruto's and Kakashi's sparing match. it was only Shendu who started to quote the Prophecy.
"And the Divine Warrior shall appear in the sky with roaring thunder, as the sun shines upon his head, and his feet were pillars of fire." he said with awe and and amazment in his voice.
then Naruto threw the giant fireball down to the ground, on the moment of impact the fireball caused a ploom of smoke almost 300 meters high. as Kakashi shielded his eyes from the smoke and debrise, only for him to feel the feeling of cold steel pressing against his neck, and when he looked he saw Naruto hold a Kunai at His neck.
"I wish Kakashi." said naruto with a smirk as he jumped back and put the Kunai away.
when they heard clapping, turning to see eight people who were standing along the tree line each with an amused experince.
"Bravo, Bravo. Genin-san, that was the most excellent display of elemental manipulation, that i have ever seen since my Siblings and I were young as you, and you Jonin-san your Genin is mosted skill." Said Tso Lan as he approched the two shinobis.
"thank you sir, but this area is restricted to all Civilians." said Kakashi with his famous eye smile.
"is that so?" said Tso Lan as he sounded disappionted, but turned his tone to a chipper one. "well then before i leave, could you give me your names?"
"Oh, I am Kakashi Hatake."
"and I am Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze, Lord Of the Kage-Oni-Senshi." said Naruto with a wide grin.
"greetings, I am Tso Lan." he said with a cool smirk as did his other siblings, with Bai Tza walking up to Naruto, who looked a little nervous in the presences of the woman before him.
"Hello dear Husband." she said as she leand down abit as she kissed him forcefully as he felt her tongue dart into his mouth as he let out a surpise moune as started to lose himself in the kiss as the two began to battle for dominace with Naruto slowly becoming the Victor only to seperate for air, with Bai Tza giving a playful smile to Naruto. "Enjoy?"
"Ummm... Who are you?" asked naruto as he felt his power of water being drawn to the woman before him, to him it was strange to say the lest, that this woman's chakra or power felt the same as his.
"Awe, come on now. surely you would know the moment i called you my Husband." she asked cheekily while watching narutos face go from confusion to understanding to shock as he looked her over, taking in her snow white hair, her dark skin, and teal colored eyes. he even took in her features of her face and body, which was well displayed in the skin tight short chinese dress with the window peak allowing her busty clevage to be seen.
"Umm-da." was all he could say before falling on to his back with a smile that said he won the fire country jackpot.
"Ha! I win pay up Xaio, you to Tchang." said Hsi Wu as he held out his had to his older brother.
"fine you little cheat." said Xaio as he handed over three golden coins.
"Drat!" roared Tchang Zu as he gave his three golden coins.
this caused Tso Lan to rub his temples as he felt a headache coming on. "I am surrounded by Idiots."
"Could be worse dear brother." said Po Kong as she was eating some fruit they got while walking through the village.
"How so dear sister?" he asked giving her a sideways glance.
"We could have been dealing with a very arrogent emo brat that thinks he is above others." she said not knowing that the lone Uchiha sneezed loudly.
"you bring up a very vaild point, dear sister." he said as he noticed it was getting late.
knowing that he and his sibling have to take the boy to his family estate which he didnt know where it was until a shadowkahn took them to the estate. to which he was very impressed with the layout of the compound. since it took on a traditional Japanese castle form the fuedal area. roughly 5 stories tall while it's base was roughly 3 thousand square feet.
"I did not expect a housing like this." Shendu said as he noticed that this estate was about the same size as his back in Hong Kong.
"It has a pool!" yelled Hsi Wu as he was about to jump into said pool only to be sent flying away from it by Tso Lan.
"Hsi Wu, Its late and we have an early and long day for tomorrow so please save what ever energy you have for then, because naruto will need training and from what i heard around this village. We will be starting D-Rank and higher missions for income since what ever fortune Naruto has is only for himself and maybe Bai Tza. the rest of us how ever will need work in order to live here." he said as he looked to his brothers and sisters, while he took notice that Tchang, Xaio, and Shendu seemed upset about that set up, well maybe not Shendu since he kinda figured that out long before this happened when he was with the Dark Hand.
"I refuse." said the eldest of the demon siblings.
"Listen Tchang, Naruto may have welcomed into his home out of generousity. but even Kami-sama is patient for so long, before enough is enough." said Shendu as he was thinking about what kind of work he could do while he is here.
"well we all would most likely be Naruto's Jonin senseis." said Tso Lan. "but in the mean time i would like to see how their Libaries are. after all It has been soon long since i last read a good book or scroll."
"I was thinking of helping the Hokage with paper work and handing out missions." said shendu with a pleased expression.
"I would like to see their Casinos and the alike." said Xaio as he thought about cleaning out a few to keep himself a float.
"I think I would join Naruto on a team it would be easier to train him and never know when you might need help." said Hsi Wu.
"I saw these two lovely resturants, one is a BBQ style resturant and the other this Ramen stand." said Po Kong as she thought of trying out the new food dishes.
then out of nowhere they heard a joyous yell from near the Master bed room.
"RAMEN!"
"I think we found Naruto's favorite food." chuckled Hsi Wu as he kinda wanted to try out this new food called Ramen.
"fine since we have to find work, i wonder if they have torture facility of some kind." said Tchang sounding defeated, but had a bit of hope in the end.
"excellent, Dai Gui what are you going to be doing tomorrow?" asked Tso Lan looking to his younger brother.
"hmmm, I will take Naruto and train him in the ways of the earth." said Dai Gui who went the gardening shead, since he didnt really care for big houses like his brethren. he just liked the nature around him.
"Well since Dai Gui is starting first who wants next?" Tso Lan asked only to be answered by His big Brother Tchang who had a cruel smirk that showed his slightly sharpened teeth.
"I will." was his simple answer.
"i see... Ok since i take that the eight of us are going to train him, I belive we should train him for a week each, so its Dai Gui, Tchang, Hsi Wu, Po Kong. the first month. then it will be Bai Tza, Xaio Fung, Shendu, and finally Myself for the second month. but while we train him we will take on D-rank Missions only until after he has trained with all of us, then we take on higher missions. will that be all?" Said Tso Lan as he looked to his siblings, which they all nodden in agreement. "Excellent, No I bid you all good night."