Chapter Three!

Sorry, I didn't update sooner! I thought I would get a chance to, but I didn't! Sorry again! I might get 2 or 3 chapters up tonight, and maybe even one tomorrow depending on how many reviews I get! (Hint hint)! Here it goes!

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Edward's Pov

What was I doing? Why did I ever agree to this sort of insanity? I mean look at me! I'm dressed like a 6'4" chicken!!! Stupid me….

Oh crap! We're starting! Why am I doing this? Because Bella told me to… Well, that's a stupid reason! Why do I have to listen to her anyways? (Stupid question, I know…) Okay here it goes…

I walked around the box office looking for my unsuspecting victim… it wasn't easy seeing as I'm dressed like a chicken. Every one was suspecting! Found one! That guy looks bored...

Man! There's nothing out these days! Hey! A fire man! Is there a fire? Oh, it's a girl… Stupid high school students…

I was slightly irritated at the man for calling Bella stupid, but he was right, so I guess I couldn't blame him.

I walked up to him, and tapped his shoulder. He turned around and surprise flitted across his face. No doubt because of the ridiculous way I'm dressed.

"Excuse me, sir. Do you enjoy enchiladas?" I heard Emmett and Bella giggling in the corner, but I ignored them and waited for the man's reply.

"I suppose…" he said cautiously.

"Which do you prefer on them? Beef or chicken?" They laughed some more and the man answered.

"Chicken." Oh, great. Time for my line.

"How could you?!" I accused dramatically "Have I done anything to offend you?! I understand you may not like me! But eat me?! It's cannibalism I tell you!" I reached into my garbage bag and pulled out one of the slimy enchiladas. The man looked utterly confused as I threw it at his face.

"Eat that! You heartless chicken hater!" I yelled at him.

I turned and ran at human speed back to Emmett and Bella who were erupting with laughter.

"Was it really that funny?" I asked raising an eyebrow.

Bella's Pov

I watched as Edward throw the soggy enchilada in the man's face. I burst into laughter. That was just too funny! He ran over to us and asked

"Was it really that funny?"

"YES!" I gasped. "My turn!" I declared, eager.

I turned and found an elderly woman feeding a small bird with her left over popcorn…. Perfect! I darted over to her and wiped all traces of humor away from my face.

"Excuse me ma'am." I said in a deep authoritative voice. "I see you are in the presence of wild life without the proper supplies." She stared at me, nervously. She obviously thought I was a real fire-girl! YAY!

"You see," I continued "ever since 1889 we the citizens of this fine community have only served our little cuddly birdies enchiladas." I passed her an enchilada from my bag. She took it from me, astonished.

"Now that you have been distributed the proper birdie food, I see no reason why I should catch you committing this vile crime ever again!" She seemed to understand I was an imposter as I said this, but before she could say anything I saluted to her, turned and marched back to Edward and Emmett, who of course where busting up.

Edward's Pov

I couldn't stop laughing. That was, by far, the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen! My chicken rant paid off! It was worth it to see this! I am never letting her live this down! Emmett's turn!

Emmett's Pov

I walked off to do my thing without a word to Edward or Bella. I walked up to this little girl, who looked about eight.

"Hello!" I said to her. She looked at me like I was crazy and said

"Hi." In a quiet voice.

"You like silly songs?" I asked her, gesturing toward my banjo.

She nodded.

I took a deep breath and started to sing

"Oh give me a home where the crazy chickens roam! And the enchiladas like to play! Where coffee is stored! And you never get bored! And you do the Macarena all day!"

She looked at me like I was crazy again, but I could tell she was trying not to laugh.

"The Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy are plotting against me!" I yelled at her, and then ran back to Bella an Edward. They were laughing. No duh! I was freaking hilarious!

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---Murmmer