So this will be the last of this story, because I can only come up with so many ways! This is going to be hard, but it's worth it! This time, I am only going to do ten A. They are so hard to come up with, and B. 40 is an even number, which are cool.
Wow! I'm very glad I did chapter 2, because I got another three reviews! I'd like to thank everyone:
Ellie-twilight-lover, caz457, sumrandomgirl, Kaitlyn, ForeverTwilight-Nikki, and bananapancakes7!!!!
Also thanks to Kaitlyn for a nice idea, I am using it. It is number 31. Enjoy!!!! Read, review, & enjoy everyone!
10 Even More Ways to Make Edward Angry Without Killing Bella
31. Walk up to Edward and ask him if he is aware that Bella and Mike on their honeymoon right now in Spain "doing it". Then, when Edward comes back from searching Spain inside and out, have Mike and Bella open the door for Edward with bright and shiny faces.
32. Inform Edward that Bella has been abducted while he was hunting and their only hope is for Edward to become prince charming and rescue her from the bad guys. Make sure Bella is somewhere pretty close, so Edward will look for so long somewhere else, only to find her be in the bedroom, or something. Use your imagination.
33. Have Bella eat tons and tons of bloody steak for dinner and send her to Edward for a make-out session.
34. Get Bella to fake death, so he'll change her sooner. Have it be a very gruesome, but sudden death.
35. Talk to Mike and tell him to have a contest on who can eat the most human food with Edward. The winner gets Bella on a romantic all-expense paid overnight date on a cruise ship. Edward would hate for that lunatic of a boy to win an overnight trip with Bella.
36. Tell Edward to go find Bella in the woods. The catch is that you have already extracted some of Bella's blood and cells and covered the woods with it. Then make sure Bella is locked up in a closet and only comes out until Edward gives up.
37. At Bella and Edward's honeymoon on Isle Esme, invite a bunch of native tribes from other islands come to the house and have a dance-off with drums, outfits, and everything. Every night. For weeks.
38. Make it so whenever Edward tries to watch Bella sleep, she wakes up. This is before the change of course.
39. Have Bella tell him she's pregnant again, and then after he makes known his happiness, she tells him it is Mike's baby and not his.
40. After 39, get Bella to tell him she is moving in with Mike to raise the baby because she believes Edward is a good enough father to Nessie.
Thank you so much! This the last chapter, so I hope you enjoyed it! You can read my other story too, it's called The Werewolf and the Girl. See ya!!! Lol ;D