Okay guys here is chapter three. I know it's taken me awhile to get the story from the deep caves of my mind to my computer and more importantly FanFiction but 3 things happened.

*A bunny is thrown and hits him in the face knocking him back* I deserved that...... Anyway,

The Reasons!!!!!

1. I got writers block seeing as I usally write two crappy chapters then I quit. But on this story I am busting my ass trying to find the right things to write. 2. Last Month we finally moved into our house in PascocountyFlorida. Took a week to move in, unpack, get the TVs, computers, and phones set up and finally hook up the internet. And 3. me and my sister who is known as KiraWolfe (she hasn't wrote any stories yet) as well as our 7 yr old brother had the misfortune of needing to get school supplies backpacks, new clothes and shoes and finally get registered where we found out while our brother has the luxury of getting a ride to school we need to ride our bikes IN THE EARLY MORNING! Thank god for the invention of coffee.

"Human talking"

"Human thinking"

"Demon talking"

"Demon thinking"

"Summon talking"

"Summon thinking"

"Jutsu"

Scene Change: Where it is/Who it is

Flash Back:

(8 years later)

(Normal POV)

Two figures sat on a rooftop. One was sitting in a meditation postion and the other was sitting indian style with his hand propping his chin up. The first figure was taller than the second beause if he stood up he would be 5' ft 9" in while the other stood at 5' ft 5" in.

The taller one opened his eyes and sighed. He had firey red hair that went to his shoulder blades and held in a spikey pony tail by a stripe of medical tape. His eyes were jade green with a ring of gold around them his face was hiden by a blood red face mask.

He had black leather steel-toed combat boots and gray cargo pants. Around his waist was a white sash. He had on a sleeveless fishnet shirt and a black tanktop on top of the fishnet. Wrapped from his wrists to his elbows was white bandeges and on his hands were fingerless black gloves with sliver plates on the back. He had a kunai hoslter on his right thigh and two pouches hooked on eighter side of his belt line. He wore a sleevless trench coat that went mid thigh lenth and was dark purple with blood red flames on the hem. Laying down on the groud next to him was a blade that is excatly like Zabuzas, the only difference is that the color of the metal is black and everything light glints on it, it seems as the sword absorbs it, its guard is a cloud with 5 points shooting out of it.

The shorter one was really bored, he had sun-kissed blond hair and sapphire blue eyes with a ring of blood red around them. He had no mask conceling his face which showed he had no baby fat and a muscled face. He had three extremely dark and thick whisker marks on his cheeks and if he opens his mouth you would see that his canine teeth were more like fangs. He wore a dark rust orange shirt and black cargo pants. He had on black combat boots with an orange stripe on them. He wore a black jacket and black fingerless gloves. Attached to his back were two chained sycthes that were 3' ft long wth two blades on each one that were 3" wide.

These two people were Kaen and Naruto Uzumaki.

(Narutos POV)

I'm bored. Plain and simple right? WRONG! Every day since zabuza and haku died we've been meditating. Or at lest my baka of a brother has. Its a few weeks till the end of the chunin exams. We've decided to go back and see the last exam and surprise Saru-jiji. Kaen said we shouldn't or we might give him a heart attack, but we are still going.

"C'mon gaki, you said you wanted to see jiji right?" I looked up at my brother and saw that he removed his mask so his face was showing. It looked exactly like mine. I stood up and gave a foxy grin as I shouted, "Hell yeah. Jiji her we come!"

I felt a hand ruffle my hair and I scowled. "Gaki, gaki, gaki," Kaen flicked my forehead causing my to stumble back a few steps as I heard, "Don't yell baka, you want every nin here to find us?"

I stuck my tongue out with a loud "Nyyyyyyyyaaaaaaa" as I replyed, "Whatever, I heard that the Uchia-teme is fighting so I wanna show him up." my reply was an "Un." GAHH! Every since he heard this blond atasuki dude say that after he found out our bijuu are gone he's been saying it.

"Well anyways lets go. By the time we get there after we finish our "jobs" the final exam should start." I nodded, it was expected. We posed as missing-nin from kiri so we got hired to do deeds and such. Currently we are gonna take out an entire camp filled with Kumo and Iwa missing nin.

"Well? Lets go!"

Konoha 2 weeks later, Chunin Final Exam!

Sarutobi stared out at the soon-to-be chunin. Their was the Kazakage's children, Subaku no Temari, Subaku no Kankuro, and the youngest Subaku no Gaara. The only sound nin that made it was no where in sight and presumed dead. Of the konoha genin their was Sai, Hyuuga Neji, Nara Skikamaru, Aburame Shino, and finally Uchia Sasuke.

"I'm too old for this shit." Sarutobi sighed as he looked up at the sky, "It's been eight years since you two disappeared without a trace. Just where are you........ Kaen, Naruto?"

Outside Konoha

"AAAAAAAACHOOOOOO!!!!"

"AAAAAAAACHOOOOOO!!!!"

Where the twin sneezes coming from two cloaked figures. The taller one spoke first, "Heh, were not even at the village yet and their already talking about us gaki!" The shorter glared at the first figure before growling out, "Stop calling me a gaki nii-san!"

Chunin Stadium

The first match between Sai and Neji was about to begin. As soon as the protractor told them to start there was a large gust of wind that caused them to stop to try and keep their ground. Then a huge collum of dark purple and white flames flared up from the ground shocking everyone. A huge burst of wind quickly blew the flames away and showed two figures standing in the middle of the scorched circle.

The taller one had blood red hair that came down a few inches from his shoulder and was held in a fox-tail by white medical tape. The shorter hair was the same except it was dirty-blonde. The blonde had ceaulen blue eyes with a ring of blood-red surrouning the blue. The red-head had forest-green eyes with a ring of amber surrounding the green (A/N: Think Tsunadas eyes!). They both had three, long, thick whisker marks adoring each facial cheek and fangs poked out of their mouthes when the blond gave a fox-like grin and the red-head gave a cat-like smirk.

The blond spoke first, "Ha! You were wrong Nii-san! They all look like they are about to piss their pants!!" the blond then starts to laugh as his brother said, "Shut it gaki! I can actually smell unine in the air." He then took a deep snif before he said, "Also it seems that alot of females in this stadium are turned-on......"

Everyone stared in shock at the two boys. They were most likely twins besides the height, hair color, and eye color difference they looked excatly alike, and due to about half of the young single women in the staduim faces being beet red people assumed that the red-heads state-ments were correct.

The chunin, jonin, and ANBU noticed the kiri head-bands with slashes through them singling them as missing-nin. Their features told a few jonin and all the ANBU present that these teens were the A-ranked ninja Red Wind and Black Angel.

Sarutobi, however, looked at them shock clear as day on his face as he muttered, his voice full of disbelief, "Naruto.......Kaen......" as if on cue both boys let out earth-shaking sneezes.

They both rubbed their noses in sync and the blond said, "Hell yeah! Some pretty girls must be talking, thinking, or fansting about us as they masterbate!" His response was a smack to the back of the head.

Sarutobi, accompanied by two anbu landed in the arean and walked up to the teens. "It is really you? Kaen, Naruto?"

Both boys looked up and the blond gave a fox-like grin while the red-head gave a cat-like smirk. "Seems even in your older age you can figure out who we are," The red-head gave a small smile, "Jiji........." The blond punched his arm in the air and shouted, "Yeah! The uzumaki twins are back!"

Sarutobi looked like he was about to hug the boys but shocking everyone he decked the two in the heads and sent their faces crashing into the ground as he shouted, "WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU IDIOTS BEEN! IT'S BEEN EIGHT YEARS AND NOT A SINGLE LETTER! THEN YOU SHOW UP OUTA THE BLOOM DURING THE FINAL STAGE OF THE CHUNIN EXAMS?!?! ARE YOU TRYING TO GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK?!?!?!!"

Kaen's POV

My arm twiched as I pulled my head up and spat out a mouthful of dirt. "Thats Jiji alright......," I shook my head to clear the cobbwebs as i stood while I thought, "When'd he get so effin voilent?"

Naruto's POV

"Hehehe, Jiji is happy to see us!" I stood up next to my brother andspit out the dirt that managed to get into my mouth. I spoke up, "Jiji! You remember us." I jabbed my thumb at my brother, "Nii-san said you'd be to old ta remember us!." I got smack in the back of the head as Kaen growled at me to stop calling him that. "Ya don't hafta be voilent about it Aniki!"

I heard the old man say, "Well as you see we are in the middle of a battle so if you to will kindly......" He didn't get to finish because my twin and I had already disappeared in our twin shusnin.

We stood in the crowds as we watched the battle play, appearnent the kid with enough hair to look like a girl was far stronger than the fake-smiling emo.

After a few talks and arguements the girly-dude won as fakey was rushed off to the hospital. The next fight was between a bug dud and the cat guy, the cat guy gave up almost immeaditly. The third fight was between a guy who could fall asleep on his feet and the fan girl. The guy used shadows to trick and finally trap the girl but after the final time he gave up just like that!

It took my brother holding me in a head lock to stop from going down there and beating some sense into the shadow-user.

The next battle was boring until the Ucihia preformed Chidori onto the giant ball of sand that the Gaara guy was hiding in. Then a blood curling scream ran out and a sleeping genjutsu was used causing all of the civialins and genins to fall asleep. Anbu, Jonin, Chunin, and a few Genin including me and my brother put our hands in a ram seal and gave a muttered, "Kai."

Thats when all hell broke loose.

YATTA! Its finally finished, the long awaited chapter 3! WOOHOO!

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Until next chapter, Ja Ne!

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