A/N: This drabble was requested by boohbear19, I hope that you guys like it! I have another drabble already written, so I'll post that tomorrow.

WARNING: This is a lemon/lime with pretty detailed masturbation, if you don't like it or aren't old enough to read it, DON'T. You have been warned.

The scent of bread and stew wafted through the Scout's headquarters. As soon as the Scout's caught a whiff of the hearty food, they darted to the dining area as quickly as possible.

Except for Eren.

Eren need to know he was alone so he could…er… "take care of business". So there he was, in the bathroom, pleasing himself before continuing with his training.

He wrapped his lips around his index finger and thumb, lathering them up with his warm saliva.

Mikasa, Mikasa, Mikasa.

Moving his wet fingertips to his ear, he began softly massaging the tip in small, gentle circles, allowing his mind to wander.

Mikasa's tongue slid up the shell of his ear, leaving behind a thin trail of cool saliva that caused a chill of pleasure to run through his spine.

"Oh, Mikasa, right there…" Eren groaned, his jaw going slack and breathing increasing.

Within seconds, the young titan-shifter was able to feel the hard tent rise in his pants. His head leaned back as the rosy blush spread across his cheeks. A shiver ran through his body as the cold bathroom air collided with his flushed skin.

Unconsciously, Eren's hand slid down his waist, past his hips, and to his hardened member. With cold, moist fingers, he began gently massaging the boner, softly stroking it before applying gentle pressure.

Mikasa knelt before Eren, clad in only her lacy black push-up bra and panties. Her grey-black eyes were fixed on Eren's member as if it were the most beautiful work of art she had ever seen. Her cold fingers against his heat were almost too much to bear.

"Mi-Mikasa, your fingers are so s-soft…" Eren stammered, biting the collar of his shirt as the pleasure increased.

She looked away from the member and right into his desperate turquoise eyes, a sassy grin crossing her ruby painted lips before planting a soft kiss on his slit, causing his hips to thrust. As Eren's stomach fluttered, a tickle blossomed in the back of his nose.

Mikasa rose and placed a finger under his twitching nose. His left eye flickered open, tears welling as his breath hitched madly, desperate to sneeze and release.

"M-Mikasa…I-I caaaaan't hold it ba-back for much lo…" Chest heaving, head leaned back, he was just about ready when he heard the door open, causing both of his eyes to pop open and dart to the doorway.

"Ca..Captai…" Eren lunged over at the waist as the tickly sneeze ripped through him, allowing him to finally release into the toilet. He turned away from Levi, blushing and fumbling to pull up his pants. When he turned back around, the brunette was right in his face, and if he wasn't mistaken, and if he wasn't mistaken, he could swear that the man had a soft blush across his stern face.

The shorter man sighed, placing two fingers on his temples. "Okay you little shit, I don't care what you do in your free time, but make sure you lock the door next time."

Eren frantically nodded before scrambling out of the bathroom.

Good thing Captain Levi heard that and not Mikasa.