Hey guys (I should probably be saying girls but meh). I'd like to thank magic noctum, jamKa and slytherin ina jar. You guys are my rock (yeah I'm weird).

Disclaimer: Alas but I don't own anything from my story especially not the endless amounts of quotes I use.

On with the show…

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Instead of walking in with Jace to meet brother Jeremiah, Clary walks to the library alone and finds, Jace, Hodge and Jeremiah talking about the internet.

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Clary walked into the library to find Jace, Hodge and a cloaked figure, deep in conversation and fussing over a bright pink laptop. None of them even turned to acknowledge her as she cleared her throat noisily, so she tried again. "Sheesh Clary!" Jace said, still not turning to face her "Go eat a butter menthol or something" (A/N: A butter menthol is a throat soother thing. I dunno if they're only in Australia or not…) "Sorry. Whose laptop is that? Isabelle's?" Clary asked.

"It's actually mine," Hodge said, not looking even the slightest bit embarrassed.

"Isabelle would bake us in one of her horrid pies if we used her laptop without her here," Jace said, finally turning to face Clary. He had dark lines under his eyes, like he hadn't slept much. "If you're looking at the lines and not just my whole beautiful face then they're there because I couldn't sleep. I was thinking about the internet,"

"Yeah, so he woke me up to tell me about it. Only to find that I had a laptop," Hodge said. He too had dark lines under his eyes.

"When brother Jeremiah arrived we were looking at my laptop. He joined in our conversation and here we are now,"

That is correct. Jeremiah's voice had echoed in Clary's head like she'd thought the words – only she hadn't. Clary had to stifle a gasp. "Where are my manners? Brother Jeremiah, Clary, Clary, Brother Jeremiah," Hodge said introducing the two.

"Can we get back to the laptop?" Jace whined. He'd been waiting 'patiently' as the others talked. "Alright I suppose," Hodge replied in an equally whiny voice. Clary couldn't help but laugh. Hodge then sat down in front of the laptop and made room for Clary.

After closer inspection, Clary saw that the laptop had various stickers plastered all over it. "That's a…interesting laptop you've got there, Hodge," Clary said.

"Don't you just love it? Hodge asked, smiling to the screen.

"How can you not?" Jace wondered out loud.

They were on Hodge's facebook page. "You have facebook?" Clary asked Hodge, astounded.

Who doesn't? Jeremiah asked.

"Err…sorry. I guess…I wasn't thinking straight" (A/N: Heheh – straight) Clary replied, Jeremiah's question had totally phased her. You are excused. Jeremiah told her. All Clary could do was stare in disbelief at the three men's backs, hunched over the laptop.

Men Clary thought.

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Yeah…this one was really weird and short. Sorry about the lack of Jace. And all the AN's. Yes – as I said on my profile – I am obsessed with slash. Jace is still now offering pie (another thing I'm obsessed with). REVIEW!