Chapter 3 The Robots
Ichigos Pov
"Release Ururu at once!" I screamed.
Urahara kissed Ururu on the check.
"That was nasty" she yelled!
"You did not just say that!" Urhara screamed. He ran off with Ururu.
I chased after him, but I was randomly shot by a laser. "Ouch!" I screamed. I could hear a machine. Multiple machines. I looked up. I saw robots, floating robots. They were floating, Uraharas head robots.
"You must die!" They said.
I quickly picked up my ak 47.
I shot one of the Urahara heads and it exploded.
There were hundreds of them. I had killed about 12 hip firing. When I aim I vomit for some reason.
They started shooting lasers at me. I kept getting hit. I fell to the ground. I could barely move.
There were a dozen heads floating around me about to shoot. I was going to die. But then I noticed something. I saw someone in front of me.
It was Renjie. He was naked. Except for a pair of whitey tideys on. He's holding two uzi's.
"Renjie that gun sucks!" I coughed out. I was bleeding bad.
I noticed a tattoo on his butt. It said mom.
He shot all the heads. I got up. "That tattoo sucks!" I said.
I ripped it off, and turned it upside down.
Renjie read it aloud, "It says wow now!"
"Lets go save Ururu!" I said.
Renjie randomly licked me on my back.
"What was that!" I said.
"there was chocolate on your back…" Renjie said.
I stared at Renjie.
He stared at me. It was awkward.
Especially because he was half naked.
Then he randomly vomited all over me.
It turned into a vomit monster.
"What did you do?" I yelled.
"Dunno" Renjie said.
The vomit monster said "My grandma needs therapy!"
"Renjie get ready this monsters mad!" I yelled.
"No im not im a nice monster ima help you fight urahara!" The vomit monster said.
We ran down the street.
"He's at the zoo!" Renjie said.
Then a gorilla jumped out of no were on rengie!
"Oh no!" I said. The gorilla just kept punching Renjies face!
"Go on without me!" Renjie sputtered out while being punched by a gorilla.
I could have easily got it off him, but if he insisted I went on without him.
"Through the penguin exibit!" The vomit monster said.
I broke down the door, but penguins cornered us.
"Back off!" I yelled.
"We must protect Urahara!" A penguin said.
I shot most of the penguins, but there were to many.
"We will not survive!" The vomit monster said.
Chapter 4 coming soon