Deidara is a nineteen year old. He works at a CSI as an assistant to his uncle Minato. He takes care of his younger slightly retarded and partly blind younger brother (16) Tobi. His mother is dead; and his father (Zabuza) is a bastard that use to abuse Tobi. Deidara moved out with Tobi at the age of seventeen. Anywho, before I bore you to death with the summary...pairings are Deidara/who every gets the most votes. (Note voting poll will not be open until third chapter.) Naruto/Tobi/Sasuke (I know, how am I gonna pull that one off?) Zabuza/OFC, Zabuza/Haku, Minato/Kus, Jiraya/Tsunade, Oro/Kabu, Iruka/Kakashi, Gai/Anko(odd), One-sided Sakura/Sasuke, Lee/Sakura, One-sided Hinata/Naruto, Hinata/OMC, Kiba/Shino, One-sided Ino/Sasuke, Ino/Choji, Shik/Tem, Gaara/Neji, Ten-Ten/Kan, and many more!
"And that's why you should wait for the person you truly love to give yourself to." Hiden finished explaining as he tucked in a tired Tobi. "Understand?"
"Yeah...Night Hid-kun." Tobi said sleeply. Tobi yawned as he cuddled Obi. Hiden smiled and stood up.
"Night, Kid." He whispered as he left the room and cracked the door slightly. He walked into the living room and saw a snoring Kazuza. He snorted and walked over. He was about to wake him, but then remembered how tired he was. He frowned.
Whatever this case was, it was tearing Kazuza apart slowly...the same for Kiasme. Hiden wished Kazuza would discuss what was wrong. He sighed and sat down next to Kazuza. He rested his head and snuggled into Kazuza's chest. He closed his eyes and drifted off to sleep.
"Night my hard ass..." Right before he went to sleep, he heard a whisper of "Night my little hell raiser."
At 10:10, Deidara walked tiredly into the house. He didn't even bother taking off his coat are shoes. He shut and locked the door to the house, went to his room, and passed out. Today, he worked really hard so that he could have tomorrow off with Tobi. It felt like he was gonna pass out, which he did. He went to sleep with the thought of this was one of his worse days ever...however...he had no idea of what tomorrow held...
"Are you ready, Tobi?" Deidara asked Tobi, who nodded his head as he slipped his sandals on.
"Park time!" Tobi cheered as he grabbed Obi's leash. Hiden rolled his eyes as they left.
Deidara and Hiden watched as Tobi ran around with Obi chasing him.
"Dei...uh...something happened last night." Hiden started, slightly nervous. He cleared his throat. "Uh...Kazuza was...feeling a little fucking frisky. One thing lead to another and..."
"Tobi walked in on you about to "do it"." Deidara finished. Hiden nodded his head in slight embarrassment. "...I see..."
"That's it. You're not gonna fucking yell at me or call me names or some shit?" Hiden asked in surprise. Deidara blushed slightly.
"It's...not the first time he walked in on something." Deidara told him, than asked. "You did explain things to him...right?"
"Yeah, I did. It was fucking torture. His eyes were wide and fucking innocent. I felt like I was tainting him." Hiden told Deidara, who grinned.
"Consider that punishment than." Deidara told him. "I'll tell him again to make sure he understands."
"Uh...Dei?" Hiden said with a frown as he looked around. "Where's Tobi?"
"Tobi? Tobi!"
MEANWHILE WITH TOBI
"Slow, down, Obi!" Tobi shouted as he chased after Obi, who was running further and further away from where Deidara and Hiden was. "Sit!"
As soon as Tobi said that, Obi sat down. Tobi didn't have time to stop and tripped over Obi, who yipped. Tobi winced as he sat up on his bottom and looked at his wounded knee. It was scrapped and bleeding.
Tobi sniffed as he tried to hold his tears in. Obi whined and nudged him as if he could tell Tobi was in a little pain and about to cry.
"Are you hurt?" A voice asked, causing Tobi to left his head up. A handsome man with black hair and glasses asked Tobi, who shook his head. "Let's see that knee."
The man knelt down on his knees and looked at Tobi's. Tobi winced when the man touched around the cut.
"Ow..." Tobi winced when the man pulled a tube of something and a handkerchief from a bag he was carrying. He wiped Tobi's cut and put a clear liquid on it that he squeezed from the tube.
"It's alright, Tobi...I'll help you feel better."
"Kay..."
"There." The man said as he stood up while helping Tobi stand up. Tobi grinned when he felt no pain. Obi barked and ran around happily. "And here you go, one strawberry pocky."
"Tobi's favorite!" Tobi said with a grin as he took the pocky. "Thank you for helping Tobi!"
"It's no problem." The man said as he patted Tobi on the head. Tobi beamed up at him, causing the man to smile at him gently. The patting became a gentle caress of Tobi's head. "It's never a problem for you..."
"Hm?" Tobi tilted his head at the man curiously.
"It...I..." The man trailed off as many emotions flooded his face and eyes.
"Mister?" Tobi said as he touched the man's hand on his head. The man shook his head and smiled.
"Sorry, Tobi." The man apologized. Tobi grinned and let go the man's hand, which was still caressing his head. "Tobi..."
"Hm?" Tobi paused right before he went back to eating his pocky to look up at the man.
"TOBI!" Another voice shouted, this one was familiar.
"Dei-dei!" Tobi shouted in excitement. He wanted to show Deidara his new fried. Deidara and Hiden quickly ran over to Tobi and the stranger. Deidara pulled Tobi away from the man with a glare. "Dei! Tobi made new friend who fixed Tobi's ow!"
"Did you?" Deidara said to Tobi, then asked the stranger. "Is that what you do? Walk around the park fixing people's children and younger brothers up?"
"Actually, I usually do that in a hospital, which I was on my way to. I just decided to cut through the park." The man said, causing Deidara to become aware of his attire, which was an expensive suit with slight grass stains on the knee. "I saw him and decided to help him."
"I'm sorry...it's..." Deidara trailed off in embarrassment. Maybe this guy really didn't intend to do anything to naive Tobi, who was now finishing his pocky.
"It's okay." The man said with a grin. "I should be going."
"Right..."
The man pulled out another pocky and gave it to Tobi, who cheered happily. The man chuckled as he patted Tobi's head.
"Try not to get hurt anymore, kay, Tobi?" The man said teasingly. Tobi nodded his head quickly. The man smiled at him one last time and walked away.
"Bye, Mister!" Tobi called after him, earning a wave in return. He then turned to Deidara. "Can we still go eat hamburgers! Tobi's leg is better!"
"Of course." Deidara told Tobi, who smiled.
"You hear that Obi! You get to eat your number four combo today with extra bacon!" Tobi told Obi, who ran around barking happily. While they were running around, Deidara noticed at Hiden was really quiet. He looked over at him and frowned slightly when he saw a deep scowl on Hiden's face.
"Hiden?"
"That guy..." Hiden started, his deep scowl deeping even more. "He and Tobi...looked awhole fucking alike."
"They did, didn't they?" Deidara agreed as he nodded his head. "It looked like they were almost related, but Zabuza didn't have an outside children. At least, none that I know of."
"I'm sorry that I was late. I was...side-tracked." A man with black hair and black eyes covered with glasses said as he walked into an office. He behind an expensive desk in an expensive chair. "I had to find something to remove grass stains so that I would look presentable."
Grass stains? The other two occupants of the room looked at each other, then looked back at the man behind the desk.
"The hearing is two weeks from now, and the notice has been served at the last legal moment as possible as you requested." One of the lawyers said, earning a grin.
"Excellent." The man said with a grin as he leaned forward with his elbows on his desk. The corner of his eyes soften with warmth. "Are you sure we have a good chance of winning."
"Positive. There's no way we can lose." One lawyer said. The other one frowned slightly.
"Are you sure that you want to do this? Wh-" He was cut off.
"SURE! I'm positive! I had the right to know; and I didn't! I want to correct it!" The man shouted. He then slammed his hands on his desk. "I...I want to be there for him. He'll grow to love me; and Rin is already in love with the thought of him."
"If that is what you want."
LATER THAT DAY
"Dei look!" Hiden shouted as he ran in the house and slammed the door behind him. Deidara growled lowly.
"Shh...Tobi's taking a nap." Deidara told Hiden, who ignored him and shoved a letter in Deidara's face.
"K and K Law Office? Isn't that Kazuza and Kisame's place? I wonder what they want. Could they have just told me?" Deidara said with a frown as he opened and read it. "Dear Mister Tanaka Deidara, this is a letter from the law office of Kazuza and Kisame (K and K) informing you of your pending court date for the custody of Uchiha Tobi. The date, time, location, and the name of the preceding judge is listed below. If you have any questions, please feel free to call your lawyer or our office at the phone number listed above. Thank you for your time K and K?"
"What the fuck!" Hiden exclaimed, while Diedara sat down on the couch. He shook his head as he re-read the letter.
"This...this has to be some sort of joke..." Diedara said after he read it again. He begun to sniff as he blinked away the tears. He read the letter again.
"What the fuck is Kazuza doing!" Hiden shouted as he sat down next to Hiden, feeling light headed. "Shit! Is this what he and Kisame were doing the whole time! Damn it!"
"No! They, they won't take Tobi. Right? He's been with me all these years! I've been there for him! Why-why-why would someone want to take him from me!" Diedara said as he started sobbing. "They-they can't...they-"
"Aniki?" Tobi said sleepily as he walked in the room while rubbing his eyes. He gasped when he saw Diedara crying and ran up to him. He hugged him. "What's wrong, Aniki? Is it Tobi! Tobi was good boy!"
"You were-you ARE a good boy." Diedara told him as he hugged him back. He kissed the top of Tobi's head. "I'm not letting you go that easy..."
EVEN LATER THAT DAY...
Tobi and Diedara were out shopping. (Something that Diedara did when he was really stressed.) This left Hiden was left alone in the apartment in deep thought. He was knocked out of his thoughts by a knock on the door. He grumbled as he got up and opened it only to slam it close again. He stomped towards back to the living room only to turn around when the door slammed open.
"Why the hell did you slam the door in my face?" Kazuza growled out in anger. Hiden picked up the discarded letter.
"The question is why haven't I beat the fucking shit out of you, you sneaky bastard!" Hiden shouted to Kazuza, who was frowned. "What is this?
"It's a letter; we sent it yesterday." Kazuza stated. He almost flinched when Hiden balled it up and threw it at his face. "What's your problem?"
"What's MY problem! WHAT'S MY PROBLEM! I'LL TELL YOU WHAT MY FUCKING PROBLEM IS!" Hiden yelled at Kazuza. "MY FUCKING PROBLEM IS THAT YOU'RE TRYING TO TAKE MY FUCKING BEST FRIEND'S ONLY FAMILY HE'S GOT AWAY FROM HIM!"
"It doesn't concern yo-"
"IT DOESN'T CONCERN ME!"
"It's not our problem. The man paid good money to pr-" Kazuza started, but was cut off by a dry chuckle from Hiden.
"Of course, its the fucking money. It's always the damn fucking money." Hiden said as tears came to his eyes. "Could you at least TRY to be human...?"
"..."
"I thought so..." Hiden said as he gave another humorless laugh. "I...I don't think you should be here when they get home."
"Hide-"
"In fact, I don't think you should come here any-fucking-more." Hiden said with a cracking voice. "I...I'm not sure if...just fucking leave."
"I'll call later." Kazuza said as he turned to leave. He noted when it was time to retreat and attack. Right now it's time to retreat. When he left, Hiden went to his room and laid down on his bed.
"When did I become such a fucking pussy? When did that bastard become an actual bastard!" Hiden growled out into his pillow. "What'll...what'll happen to us..."
"What can I do?" Diedara asked Hiden. He had just finished making sure Tobi was in the bed and asleep.
"We can start by getting you a good damn lawyer." Hiden told Diedara, who frowned slightly.
"But where am I gonna get the money. Most of my money goes to Tobi's school, college fund, physiologist, and rent and utility bills." Diedara told him.
"I'll help I have some money saved up." Hiden told Diedara, who shook his head. "Why not?"
"Because its your money. I...I just couldn't do it." He told Hiden who snorted.
"You know I'm not gonna take a fucking no, so you might as well agree." He told Diedara, who sighed.
"Where am I gonna find a lawyer to take my case. There are so many, how will I know which one is the best?"
"I think I have just the right one in mind." Hiden told him with a smirk. "You remember I kept bringing up Kazuza's fine ass single friends."
"How can I forget?" Diedara said dryly, then asked curiously. "What about them?"
"There's this one named Sasori. He's won fucking 90% of his cases. I'm sure he'll be willing to help." Hiden told him.
"Why would he help US to win against Kazuza and Kisame?"
"Because no matter what, a fucking lawyer is a fucking lawyer first in court and a friend out of court." Hiden explained. "We should call him first thing in the morning."
"Right." Diedara agreed, then smiled at Hiden. "Thanks, Hiden. I'm sorry to have come in between you and Kazuza."
"Tch! Kazuza had this coming to him for awhile." Hiden said with a deep frown. "I fucking love him with all my fucking heart...but...that bastard...he'll always choose money over my feelings. Did you know our anniversary was last month...? Kazuza and I made reservations to the most expensive restaurant months in advance...that bastard, that FUCKING BASTARD...he sold our reservations to another couple for triple the price! We ended up getting take out a Burger King. Can you believe that! Fucking Burger King! Before that..." Hiden trailed off with tears in his eyes.
"Go on." Diedara encouraged him with a look of understanding in his eyes. Hiden took a breath and continued.
"I...I caught him kissing another fucking person! I stood there, thinking maybe its a mistake. But hell no! They were sucking faces pretty good. It turned out to be some bitch named fill-in-the-blank. She was a fucking client of his and said she would pay him a fucking couple of thousand extra to make her shitty ex husband jealous. Fucker didn't even flinch that I knew that he kissed SOMEONE ELSE." Hiden paused as he tried to sallow around the emotional lump in his throat. "There's so many damn things that he's done...its not even fucking funny. In fact...I wonder if...if he ever would have dated me if it weren't for that fucking dare Kisame gave him. He...he basically dated me for fucking money. Whose to say that he still isn't getting paid? I wonder if they fucker even loves me...it hurts...it hurts fucking much..."
"Hiden..." Diedara whispered as he embraced a sobbing Hiden. "It'll be okay...it just has too."
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