Disclaimer: I don't any of the characters used in this story.
Last time on Total Drama World Tour, we dragged all of the teens on a world wide adventure spanning a summer and over twenty exotic locations. Our first stop was Egypt, where our three teams were formed. For Team Victory, there was D.J., Lindsey, Bridgette, Leshawna, Harold, Ezekiel, Stan, Kyle, Ed, Edd, Eddy, Bart, Morty, Neil, Nikki, Hank, and Dean. For Team I am So Crazy Hot, there was Alejandro, Owen, Noah, Tyler, Sierra, Max, Peter, Homer, Cartman, Kenny, Bender, Fry, Rick, Bojack, Shake, Frylock, and Granddad. And for Team Amazon: Courtney, Cody, Izzy, Gwen, Heather, Brian, Stewie, Leela, Carl, Meatwad, Early, Rusty, Granny, Brak, Zorak, Huey, and Riley.
Meanwhile, Alejandro used his personality and hot bod to get in close with several of the other girls, which makes him even cooler. Not to mention when I compare him to our other main new guy, Max, who is a complete asshole.
"Says the jackass that makes us do this crap!"
God I hate him.
Anyway, who will win the first elimination challenge?
Who will be the first off?
And, can I find a way to keep Max from making my life miserable?
Find out this and more on Total Drama World Tooooouuuuuuuuur!
*Cue Opening Theme*
"Aw look, team colors!" Izzy beamed as the three teams were either on a magenta mat (Team Amazon), a yellow mat (Team Victory), or a blue mat (Team Chris is Really Really Really Really Hot) with their prizes.
"Why the heck is our mat yellow?" Harold complained, "We're no cowards!"
"L-looks more like gold to me," Morty noted.
"You said it scrawny chicken leg boy, because Team Victory's in first place!" Leshawna smirked.
"I can't believe Duncan got disqualified," Gwen sighed, "Just cause he won't sing!"
"Uh, news flash goth broad, none of us wanted to," Zorak said which caused Gwen to glare at the mantis alien.
"Maybe he can't sing," Heather noted.
"Oh, he can do anything he sets his mind to," Courtney informed before frowning, "And now he's stuck on the plane, waiting for a ride home. Poor thing. He must be miserable."
"He seemed rather relieved to me," Huey noted.
Back on the plane, Duncan was relaxing in first class. As he drank a glass of juice, he began to hum 'Come Fly With Us.' Chris popped out from out of nowhere.
"Did I just hear you…"
"No."
"Cause it sounded like you were…"
"But I wasn't and I never will!"
Chris scowled. He made a 'I'm watching you' gesture at Duncan before leaving. Duncan smirked before going back to his drink.
"Duncan and Courtney fans will be devastated, but I think you and Owen will become the number one favorite couple on my Total Drama Fansite," Sierra complimented to Izzy.
"Owen's magic! When he breathes, his nose whistles Canada's national anthem!" Izzy beamed as Owen's nose was doing just that.
"Whoa, that is awesome!" Peter exclaimed.
"Super cute," Sierra noted as Cody walked by, "But he's no Cody. Did you know that Cody slept with a stuffed emu named Jerry until he was…" she took a deep breath, "Well, okay, he still does."
"And you know this how?" Noah asked.
"I called his aunt once. I pretended I was a telemarketer," Sierra explained as Frylock raised an eyebrow.
Frylock: Looks like I'm going to have to help Cody file a restraining order against that crazy bitch.
Noah: Cody, I feel sorry for you.
A gong interrupted all conversation after that. They turned to see Chef lowering some cymbals while Chris was sitting on two interns. A third was waving a leaf fan at him.
"Don't know about you guys, but I'm loving Egypt!" Chris grinned as he ate a few grapes dropped into his mouth by another intern, "And I'm gonna love it even more while you compete in your second challenge; the Amazing Camel Race!"
"That is both false and a rip off!"
"I hate you," Chris groaned.
"Where are the other camels?" Harold asked.
"There are no other camels," Chris explained, "It's a Camel race, not a Camels race.
"Yes!" Heather pumped her fist.
"What?!" Alejandro gasped.
"We won last time, but they get a camel, they get a goat, and we get a stick?!" Leshawna demanded.
"Just what the hell are you trying to pull here Mclean?!" Stan yelled.
"Each reward has its own advantages; trust me," Chris informed.
"Somehow, I doubt that," said Hank.
You'll be racing to the world's infamous waterway; the Nile," Chris explained, "Team must bring their rewards all the way to the finish. You have sixty seconds to strategize!"
"Move it people," Heather ordered as she got on one of the camel's humps, "It's a race."
Um, this is a team, not a dictatorship," Leela said with an irritated frown.
"Well, I'll stop being bossy when you start doing things right."
"Well, this isn't the first time I rode on a camel," Brian noted as he got up behind Heather.
I'm getting on the head," said Early as he crawled up the camel's neck and latched himself on top of the camel's head while Izzy hugged the camel's neck.
"Whee! Yeah, I get the front!" Izzy cheered before braying a bit," I just introduced myself in camel-ese."
"Does she always talk like that?" Huey said to Gwen.
"You have no idea."
Carl: I forgot that this broad's nuts.
"So what do you think Chris has in store for us?" Leela asked.
"Probably something life threatening," Cody replied as he got up on the camel. He was about to try and flirt with Gwen before Leela grabbed him by his collar and pulled him up close.
"Keep it together lover boy or else," Leela threatened, "We got a challenge to win."
Cody: Okay that new girl scares me, she's meaner than a snake. But I won't give up! I'll win over Gwen eventually. It's just a matter of time...and persistence...and humiliation. And I was born to be humiliated.
"We need no camel! We have each other and we are unstoppable," Alejandro informed Team CiRRRRH, "We have the will, and the strength, and together…we will triumph!"
Most of the team seemed to agree with him; however others were less than enthusiastic because they were either too oblivious or lazy to go along with it.
Rick was busy drinking whiskey from his flask, Cartman was eating a box of Cheesy Poofs that he snuck past customs, Peter was picking at his belly button, and Sierra was giving a neutral yet annoyed expression.
"We're doomed," Max moaned.
"You know Frylock, this would be a lot easier if you brought the cart with us, then we wouldn't have to walk!" Shake said, glaring at Frylock.
"The contract said that vehicles weren't allowed Shake! Besides, you need the exercise anyway!" Frylock replied angrily.
Sierra: Okay, look, I'm the number one Total Drama Superfan. It says so right in my blog. But Alejandro? He's never even been on TV before. I've never seen him in 'Cute Teen Monthly.' I do not know what these girls see in him. They're loco.
Bridgette: I really have to thank Morty. The guy's a good distraction from Alejandro's looks. Geoff, okay, I know that it looks bad, but Morty's been a good friend in helping me without even knowing it.
"What are we supposed to do with a freaking stick!" Leshawna shouted angrily, "I mean come on," she then swung the piece of wood around, "All you can do with this thing is use it as a club!"
"Stop that!" D.J. shouted, ripping it out of her hand, "You could hurt somebody with that thing," he then threw the stick into the air, only to here a whack, and see a seagull plummet to the Earth in a heap.
D.J.: Dude! First I destroy a mummified dog, and then I assault a bird, man, I love animals, this would never happen back home!
"Or we could use it to look for the river," Double D informed as he took the stick.
"Say what now, sockhead?" Leshawna asked as Neil removed some of the excess branching to make it more like a 'Y.'
"It's a dousing rod, we can hold it by these two branches and it will lead us to a source of water," Double D explained.
kind-d hearted, it's hard not to li-like him. N-not to men-mention he's c-clever, strong, talented-d, (Sighs giddily) handsome…o-oh crud, I for-forgot we were filming th-this. Please-e d-don't sh-show this!
"No!"
"But why not?" Alejandro asked, using his arms to show Rick, Fry, Granddad Bojack, Cartman, Kenny, Tyler, Owen, and Noah already stacked on a goat. Currently, it was Max's and Peter's turn to get on the ride.
"I will not be put on that death trap," Max pointed, when suddenly the group fell, nearly crushing the goat.
"Maybe you have a point," Alejandro thought over, "But then what should we do."
"Obviously," Max then tripped Owen, Peter, and Homer who all fell to the ground on all fours, "We use the fat guys to transport us, considering they can probably carry all of us."
"Why do I not like this idea," Owen asked in fear, as some of them began to pile onto his back, and he strained under their weight.
Owen: Man, I thought my workouts would make me strong, but to be able to carry them all! Wow.
Tyler: Well at least I don't have Owen on my back.
"Aright! Nile's that-a-way!" Chris informed as he pointed in a direction, "Kinda big, blue, and watery. Can't miss it or…I guess you can, but then you'll die. Probably get killed by the local scarab beetles. It's mating season and they get all 'killy' when they're in heat."
"I'm glad there aren't any out here, those things are nasty," said Leshawna.
"I'll tell them you said so," Chris grinned as Chef pushed the vase over, releasing a swarm of angry scarabs upon everyone.
Everyone screamed and Tyler screamed like a girl as the beetles began to swarm. The two Interns Chris was sitting on were quickly engulfed and released, ending up as mere skeletons after ten seconds.
"You just had to say something didn't you?!" Kyle stated to Leshawna.
"How was I supposed to know Chris had an entire vase full of scarabs?"
"The stick will save us, hop on guys! Go stick!" Lindsay shouted as she stood on the stick hoping it would move to no avail.
Neil: She must have traded her brains for her chest.
"Everyone, the dousing rod is pointing in that direction!" Double D exclaimed while pointing at a sand dune.
"You heard sockhead, let's go!" Eddy shouted as Team Victory ran after Double D.
"Hey, wait up!" Heather called before a familiar ringing went off.
"Oh you have got to be fucking kidding me…!" Stewie scowled.
"Ooh! Time for a song! Think of it as a mini-challenge," Chris explained, "Music can tame the savage mate-seeking scarabs. So, make up a good song and maybe they won't kill ya."
"But what about Team Victory?" Courtney demanded.
"They're out of range," Chris replied as he watched them go over a dune.
Heather: We should have followed them!
Zorak: I'm going to eviscerate Chris one day.
"So sing. Or don't…and get disqualified like Duncan," Chris continued.
"Yay!" Izzy cheered as everyone else groaned.
"All in favor of just getting this over with?" Huey asked.
"Aye," everyone replied as the music began to play.
Alejandro: No need to get crazy. It's lovin' time at last!
Cody, Noah, Tyler, Bojack, Brian, Stewie, Homer, Fry, and Alejandro: You don't wanna eat us up.
Owen: We're mostly full of gas. No, no!
Gwen, Courtney, and Heather: It's mating time for scarabs.
Leela: So, what'cha waiting on?
Izzy and Nikki: Just ignore us humans!
Everyone: And make out till the break of dawn!
Alejandro and Cody: It's lovin' time.
Gwen, Courtney, Leela, and Heather: Lovin' time, lovin' time...
Alejandro: Scarab mating season.
Alejandro, Brian, and Cody: It's lovin' time
Gwen, Leela, Courtney, and Heather: Lovin' time, lovin' time...
Alejandro: Scarabs, get busy now...
Max: It's lovin' time.
Gwen, Leela, Courtney, and Heather: Lovin' time, lovin' time...
Everyone (except Leela, Gwen, Courtney, and Heather): Scarab mating season.
Cody: It's lovin' time.
Gwen, Leela, Courtney, and Heather: Lovin' time, lovin' time...
Everyone (except Leela, Gwen, Courtney, and Heather): Scarab mating season!
It was then Homer burped, ruining the song. The hearts that had formed in the eyes of the scarabs vanished quickly and they began to attack the retreating passengers. Kenny was unable to get away in time and was promptly devoured by the swarming insects.
"Oh my God, they killed Kenny!" Stan shouted from a distance, seemingly aware of his friend's sudden demise.
"You Bastards!" Kyle chorused.
"Nice one," Chris grinned ignoring Kenny's seeming demise before turning on a klaxon, "Go!" he turned to the cameras, "Who else is gonna die? And who's going 'bye-bye?' Find out after the break on Total! Drama! Wor~ld To~ur~!"
"Faster, camel, faster!" Courtney ordered.
"Nah girl, that's not how you do it," Early said before pulling out his shot gun and begun to shoot rounds into the air, "Come on you damn camel, gitty yup!"
"How did he get that pass security?!" Gwen yelped.
"My daddy has his ways," Rusty replied.
"Shh! Guys, keep it down. I'm trying to read him a fairytale," Izzy informed as she began to bray once more.
"So how's it going back there, Cody?" Gwen asked awkwardly, looking at Cody while he rode behind Courtney.
"Not too bad," Cody replied before his rear got whacked by the camel's tail when it tried to hit a fly, "Yeow! Only problem is his tail when a fly lands on me. Thanks for asking!"
"We're going to go win the race now!" Heather waved at Team CiRRRH.
"Eat sand, losers!" Courtney called as Heather blew a raspberry at them.
Such witty remarks from such fiercely intelligent women. I'm both humbled and intrigued." Alejandro said while smirking suavely.
"Nice try, but I'm with Duncan," Courtney replied.
"And what a pity it is to give yourself to a quitter, who doesn't deserve you."
"That's not…Duncan is totally…you're just…will someone hurry this camel up!" Courtney ordered flabbergasted by Alejandro's response.
"Ha! He got you good!" Stewie laughed.
Heather looked at the Latin boy, who simply winked at her. She snarled.
Heather: Oh, he's good. Really good. Seriously, what is his deal? He's just so... perfect! Ugh!
"Can you see The Nile, Izzy?" Gwen asked.
"Why are you asking psycho bitch?" Brian asked.
"It's got to be around here!" exclaimed Courtney
"Too bad Chris didn't give us a map or even a compass, it would've made it easier" Cody complained. Most of the teenagers were horrified at the thought of going across the desert with no map or water. And Cody was one of them.
While the conversation went up, Alejandro looked at a side, and suddenly, his eyes went wide. He eyed at a sight of blue, which looked like a stream. It was the Nile River. He also saw Team Victory there, already the first ones to arrive.
"Hold on everyone, I'll change our route!"
As Alejandro swifted his hips from one side to the other, the goat guided them to the next part of the challenge. As soon as they were gone, Cody noticed something.
"Hey, where are they?"
The whole Team Amazon then noted that Team Chris is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot was gone.
Alejandro: Perhaps it would have been kind to show the girl's team which way to go... but you've seen my team. We need all the help we can get. I'm stuck with a know-it-all weakling, a human fart machine, two fat idiots, a pathetic excuse of an athlete, an alcoholic robot, a foul mouthed obese child, talking fast food, an insane fangirl, a mad scientist, a grouchy old man, a talking horse, and Fry. But that doesn't mean I have to put up with them. Just you wait.
"Uh guys, the other team is gone! We're all alone here!" Gwen announced.
"Does anyone know where we are?" Brian asked.
"Planet Earth silly," Izzy replied.
"Okay, anyone that's not a total lunatic?"
"It's official we're lost," said Stewie.
"Ain't that a bitch," Riley inputted.
Due to Double D's navigational skills, Team Victory were the first ones to arrive at the Nile River. the team could see that the finish line was on the other side of the river and the fact that it was also infested with crocodiles.
"Alright, we made it here first!" Leshawna exclaimed.
"But the damn finish line is on the other side," Stan informed.
"Oh give me a break!" Eddy yelled.
a few moments later Team Chris arrived as well.
"That's the finish line! Owen exclaimed
"Yeah, on the other side! Noah added in annoyance.
"Welcome to the third part of the Egyptian challenge!" Chris announced from the other side.
Owen tried getting what Chris had just said, but it was too distant, "WHAAAT? SPEAK UP!"
All he heard was Chris talking gibberish, then turned to his teammates.
"What the did hell did he say?" Peter asked.
Chris, very annoyed with anger, snapped his fingers and signaled at Chef, who gave him a very big megaphone.
Chris, ticked off, grabbed his megaphone and shouted, "Welcome to your third challenge, Basket Cases!" he huge sound blast had blown Team Chris and Victory off their feet, "You must weave a basket of river reeds, across these alligator infested waters. Your basket must be big enough for your whole team, including your reward from the last challenge."
"Stupid goat," Max grumbled.
"Hey," Tyler shouted.
"I think he was talking about the goat," Al said, pointing at the actual goat.
"Oh."
"Moron," Bender muttered.
"AND YOU'RE GOING TO USE THE BASKET TOGETHER WITH THOSE OARS TO ROW YOURSELVES ACROSS THE FINISH LINE! The first team across flies to first class to our next destination."
"This is perfect!" Sierra cheered.
"What? The fact that we're hosed?"
"I'm a fourth-generation basket weaver!"
"Yeah!" Owen cheered.
"We're gonna need a lot of reeds," Sierra noted as she quickly began to collect the supplies.
"Ed, go do what she's doing!" Eddy ordered.
"Roger Wilko Eddy!" Ed exclaimed as he began to collect reeds as well.
Meanwhile, Team Amazon was in a never ending argument about which direction to take, and you couldn't really tell what they were saying between Heather's barking, Riley's bitching, and Early's wailing. But thanks to Brian's quick thinking, Team Amazon was soon going in the right direction.
When Team Amazon finally made it to the Nile, Heather was already not pleased with what they had to do. She was even less pleased when they saw Team Victory and Team Chris is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot, and what they were making. Double D, Morty, Dean, Neil, DJ, and Harold were building their basket boat with all the reeds they could find.
"Basket-weave a boat! Aaaagh!"
"Ha! Who's happy to have just one stick now?" Eddy asked the girls tauntingly as they were building a battle ship sized boat.
"Sorry you guys are so far behind. Our baskets are nearly done already thanks to my speed weaving ," Sierra boasted.
"But you got Owen on your team. Lucky!" said Izzy.
"But you have Cody, I know Cody, I wish we were on the same team too," Sierra replied as she ran over to Cody and put him in a bear hug.
"Aw you guys are so cute together!"
"Maybe we can swap teams!"
It was then decided that Izzy and Sierra would switch teams, only because Team Amazon wanted Izzy off the team for obvious reasons and because Sierra was sucking up to Chris by telling him how great he was. Alejandro was adamant at first but reluctantly agreed. Heather was delighted at his dilemma, but it was soon short lived as Alejandro blew a kiss at her.
"Wow she's amazing," Courtney marveled at Sierra as she was quickly weaved the team's boat.
"Maybe you should think about listening a bit more to me this time around" Heather said in all confidence. This made her whole team burst into laughing. Alejandro watched from not so afar.
"Don't give up! We still have a shot at this!" Alejandro reassured them.
"Al's right! Thanks Al" Peter said while helping his team build the basket.
Alejandro began shivering at the mention of that name.
Alejandro: I have no problem being called...Al. /shudders/ Uh, that wasn't... it's just... chilly... in here. /shudders again, wraps his arms around himself, then looks around/
Now Team Amazon didn't have to worry about building the boat. They did, however, have to worry about bringing their camel on. Cody, Stewie, Meatwad, Carl, Rusty, and Riley tried pushing the animal in while Brian pulled.
"Come on you stupid camel!" Brian said while pulling the camel's neck with a rope "Ugh, get into the boat!"
"This freakin' thing is more stubborn than any prostitute I've banged!" Carl said while grunting.
"Stubborn and lazy!" Cody added. He tried to push harder, but that was a mistake, as the camel groaned and went number three. Cut to the females who looked in disgust as Cody's moans were heard.
"Cody!" Sierra screamed.
"Good lord, that's disgusting!" Stewie shouted.
"Fine, we'll do it ourselves. Come on!" Gwen declared as they went up to the camel. Heather walked over to Gwen with a stern look on her face.
"You're not the leader Weird Goth Girl, at best, you are a troublemaker."
"Zip it, bitch! You want to win this or what?" Leela demanded.
"Well, I want to win first class, of course."
"Then I suggest you stop complaining and start to actually DO something," Huey said as the rest of the team tried pulling the camel onwards while Cody, whose face was covered in camel shit, collapsed to the ground.
Elsewhere, Team Victory and Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot have finished their boats and were ready to set sail with their more weightless rewards. The ships were made out of the remaining wood and tied together with reeds. They were about the size of Team Amazon's (if not a little bigger), but Team Chris Is Really Hot's (4x) did not have a room in the middle. There was also a small ramp that led up to it.
"To the water!" Alejandro commanded.
"It works! Awesome!" Owen laughed joyfully as Alejandro whistled for the goat to come. The mammal ran to to the Hispanic and hopped on his arms. As for Team Amazon, they were still trying to make the camel cooperate, but not even Leela's strength and skill was capable of lifting the quadrupedal beast.
"This is totally unfair! If it wasn't for that stupid slob, we'd be paddling across The Nile by now!" Heather screamed in frustration, which was loud enough for Alejandro to eavesadrop.
"We're going to win fair and square" Alejandro said "But to make sure you believe that, talk to the camel Izzy"
"Alejandro, are you crazy? Izzy's on OUR team, not theirs" Noah commented as he viewed the tall teen suspiciously.
"Noah's right, why should we help the enemy?" Courtney questioned.
"Because an unfair victory is not much worth. Now Izzy."
"Okay" the crazy girl then began making camel speech, which soon made the mammal comply and walk forwards to Team Amazon's boat. Soon, the three teams began their race by rowing.
"You know, Chef, I think this challenge is too simple for them." Chris told his partner in crime.
"I believe so." he replied. With a whistle, the host called out, holding up the control remote "You want to know what this does?"
Several of the contestants balked when they saw Chris raise his finger towards the button.
"No, Chris, don't do it!"
"For the love of God, I beg of you!"
"Have mercy, man!"
"MOOOOOMMMMMMAAAAAA!"
Too late. He pressed the button. Suddenly, the unexpected happened. Instead of crocodiles resurfacing, what they heard was a BOOM! That made the boats lose balance, while everyone collided with each other.
Then it hit them. Chris put a mine field int he river!
"A mine field? Chris is insane!" Peter shrieked.
"You're just now realizing this?!" Noah hollered as he began fearing for his life.
"BETTER HURRY UP, BECAUSE ITS SUDDEN DEATH FROM HERE ON!" Chris announced.
"Quick Team Chris, for victory!" Alejandro declared as he and his teammates rowed faster.
Team Victory's boat noticed the boat speeding ahead of them. Bart looked at Alejandro on top of the hut on their boat, waving tauntingly at him while yawning. Bart snarled.
"After them!" Bart commanded. Their boat soon began following Team Chris is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot's boat. Bart ordered his teammates to speed up and they complied, now both ships were neck to neck.
t was then that the teams heard a loud splash. They decided to have a look over to the source, just barley behind their boat. Team Victory could just see a giant stone sinking in the water, and it seemed to have hit close enough to barley graze a small section of their boat. Morty and Harold looked up and they saw Team Amazon was right behind Team Victory, and Leela was now lifting another one of the three giant stones on to a catapult Stewie had built. Morty looked in despair about what would happen next, then he looked down the bows and packs of arrows Bart had made earlier. He took them and went to his teammates.
"Load all these bows up with arrows, and start firing at Team Amazon's ship!"
"But they have a catapult. We won't be able to beat that!" DJ said.
"We don't have to fire at them. Rather, beneath them" Bart corrected about his strategy. It didn't take long for Bridgette to figure what the prankster meant.
"What? But that would be crossing the line, Bart! They're gonna die if that happens" she exclaimed in panic.
"They're not going to die and we don't have to kill them. We just need to keep them busy"
Luckily for Team Victory, Morty, Nikki, Hank, Stan, Kyle, and Harold had a perfect aim with arrows, but the thing is, Leela was on the point of Team Amazon's boat, using her wrists to block out the arrows like some Xiaolin monk. Then Eddy decided to follow Bart's tactic and shot a stone-pointed arrow at the river, right behind the opposite team's boat.
"Ha, you aim is lousy, little man," Leela boasted.
"Wasn't pointing at you, sweetheart," the former scam artist replied. Down below, the arrow shot was slowly going down to a bomb which, upon a minimal contact, made a BOOM! It then occured to Team Amazon that the arrows were shot into the bombs, making them explode. Team Amazon's boat began shaking while the big waves allowed Team Victory to go forwards.
Heather was the first to recover and, upon opening her eyes, she looked scared when she looked over at the other boat. The bows had packs of arrows now.
"FIRE!" Bart commanded.
Suddenly, the packs of arrows slid out of their reeds after being launched, and soon after there was a huge mass of the projectiles heading right at the boat.
"Another arrow storm. Really?" Was all Gwen could say before Team Amazon had a much bigger barrage to deal with. The team quickly moved behind the camel for protection. Alejandro saw this from his team's boat and used the chance to go ahead.
"Come on team! While they're distracted, we get to the finish line!"
"Aye, captain!" Owen exclaimed before he and his teammates began rowing faster. Leo noticed this.
"Hey, don't let them get away!" Rick commanded. Team Victory reached up to Team Chris Is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot again.
"They're following us!" Cartman exclaimed.
"What do you have in mind, oh glorious leader?" Max snarkily said in one of the absolute worst times.
"We need a distraction" Alejandro suggested.
"Like what?" Fry asked.
"Izzy, stand on the other end of the boat, while Bender, Tyler and I set up this" he said as he pulled what appeared to be a rather large elastic waistband.
"What's that?" Tyler asked.
"The key to our victory" Alejandro replied as he, the musician and the sporto prepared the waistband. Izzy came forwards and positioned herself in the middle.
"On my signal, one... two... THREE, FIRE!"
They released the waistband, which propelled the girl so fast it looked like she was fired out of a canon. Izzy flew over to the other ship and, making a few pirouettes like a ninja, she jumped on the boat's hut.
"Tally hoo, tally hoo, bet you can't catch me, fools!" she cackled as she pulled something out of her skirt. It was a set of small bombs.
"Quick, disarm her before she blows us all to hell!" Bart ordered. DJ and Ezekiel tried to catch on the crazy girl, but she was too quick for them. While running, she threw the bombs at her persecutors, and they made tiny explosions, which managed to scare the gentle giant and the prairie boy. She blew a raspberry at them while climbing back to the hut, and shook her butt at them. She then heard someone clearing his throat, so she looked up to see Harold giving her a death glare while holding his num-chuks.
"Prepare to be defeated, redheaded demon!" he declared while making a pose "Get out of this boat and you shall be spared. Refuse and prepare to be destroyed!"
"Surrender? To a mortal?" she cackled before scoffing "Destruction it is"
We get a close up of her eyes narrowing in a threatening manner, like in the kung fu movies.
"Oh crap, she's not serious" Bridgette thought fearfully. She was concerned about what Izzy may had in that wicked mind of hers. Most at all, she was concerned about what could happen to Harold. Izzy pulled a pocket knife out of her cleavage (don't ask how) and got it close to her face. She licked the not pointy part of the blade without getting her tongue sliced and pointed it in Harold's direction. They charge up to each other.
They begin fighting. Izzy tries to slash Harold but he evades and he tries to knock Izzy, who also dodges, they continue to fight and clash knife with num-chuks. Izzy manages to get the upper hand and starts to pummel Harold.
"Somebody do something!" Bridgette screamed.
"Crazy girl ain't killin' my man!" LeShawna hollored as she went up to the lunatic redhead and prepared to pummel her. Unfortunately, Izzy turned around and began fighting LeShawna while holding Harold in a head lock.
"Continue to row, my comrades" Alejandro shouted "We're close to victory"
It was then that they heard another loud splash. They decided to have another look over to the source, just barley behind their boat. Team Chris is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot turned around and saw Team Amazon using the catapult.
"How are we going to beat that?" Courtney questioned.
"I got this," Leela said as she pulled the lever down, releasing the huge rock.
Alejandro saw the rock coming to him, eyes widened.
"Quick! Evasive maneuvers! Turn to the right! Tyler, Peter, Homer, Fry, Max, Noah, we need to put more effort and ROW!"
Team Chris Is Really Hot (4x) complied and tried to turn to the right, but to no avail. The boulder splashed behind the boat and then, another bomb exploded, making the boat go forwards with the waves. On the other hand, Team Amazon was pushed away by the waves. Heather was the first to notice that they were behind.
"We need to reach them now!" Heather exclaimed as she went forwards the catapult "Give me that! I'm going to sink the damn boat!"
"Are you insane?" Gwen asked as she tried to push Heather away from the lever "You're going to get us all killed!"
"Step away, Weird Goth Girl!" the queen bee snapped "I did not come across a long way in this damn desert in this stupid heat just to lose!"
They were struggling to take the lever away from the other, but sadly, this proved to be a mistake, because in the struggle, they turned the catapult to the opposite side and, in their carelessness, pulled the lever. The giant boulder was propelled to the other side of the river and sunk. It touched another bomb, which made the boat tremble and everyone held tightly to the sides. This made the catapult launch another boulder, which was sent flying very far into the air, land-crushing right into the entrance of the pyramid. Crashing into the entrance, the boulder rolled around in the hallways a la Indiana Jones, until it eventually hit an unexpected destination.
The excavating site where the miners were working.
The boulder came crashing in, which caught the attention of the workers. When it came down, some of them stepped out of the way, screaming and waving their hands. Soon, the boulder crashed down into one of the machines. It breaks upon impact with the ground. An explosion ensued.
Everyone began running, but the explosion bits caused the other machines to explode, and the inside of the caves began crumbling as well, eventually collapsing as some of the boulders fell on the unfortunate workers. The administrator, however, managed to escape and pulled his cellphone, frantically pushing numbers.
Meanwhile, outside in The Nile, where Chris and Chef were sitting and waiting for the teenagers to finish, they were drinking beverages while the poor interns (including the skeleton) were being used as footstools. Suddenly, Chris's phone rang again, so he picked it and flipped it open.
"This is Chris McLean speaking"
"MR. MCLEAN! Thank goodness you're there! We have a BIG problem here!"
The host raised an eyebrow.
"Could you speak with a little more calmness and dignity please?" Chris said while shaking his head "What kind of problem are you talking about? And why the heck are you screaming?"
"Because the base of operations is collapsing, WITH US INSIDE!"
Chris's eyes opened wide shot.
"How is it even possible?"
"I don't know, it's just that a big rock came out of nowhere and everything turned into chaos!"
Chris didn't like the sound of that, for he knew how it was possible now.
"And the remains I ordered you to extract?"
"If it's even possible, we may be able to-OH GOD!"
A crashing sound was heard from the other line, making Chris cringe. The line was cut off, then left a very long blip. Chris shook the cellphone.
"Corman? CORMAN? Are you there? Speak to me!"
"What's wrong, Chris?" Chef asked in boredom. Chris, fearing the cook may figure something out, decided to lie.
"Oh nothing, it's just a very urgent business that requires my presence, once this challenge is over."
Behind Team Amazon, another bomb exploded, this time right beneath the boat, which of course blew the thing up to Heavens, and launching the five girls, five boys, six talking animals, pile of hamburger meat, and camel into the air. They all screamed as they plummeted and fell to the water. Luckily, they were near the shore and ran up with their reward (with Leela using her upper body strength to carry the camel), crossing the finish line. All of them jumping out with loud cheers, they almost danced with delight. As Team Amazon calmed down a little as far as fights and glomping was concerned, Team Victory pulled up.
Team Victory and Team Chris is Really Hot (4x) came in later. LeShawna was soaking wet, and the humidity turned her hair into an afro, while the others were drying themselves up. Hank took off his ascot and wrinkled it hoping to get the water out. Bridgette twirled a broken paddle around and then threw it back in the river. Morty was stretching and discarding a broken bow, and DJ was fretting, hoping no one would notice he lost the stick.
Team Chris was Really Hot (4x) managed to get off mostly unscathed. The girls were wringing their hair out. The boys were slightly shaken by the experience.
"Congratulations! Not only are you alive, but you have won the first challenge of the season!" the host complimented. "Team Amazon takes the win, despite resorting to brutal tactis. And as long as you had your rewards, nobody is going to the elimination room!"
"Asshole!" Stan shouted.
"Psycho," Eddy growled.
"Maniac" Noah grumbled.
"I lost the stick when we were on that river, sorry eh," Ezekiel apologized.
"YOU WHAT?!" Eddy shouted.
Chris chuckled, "Wow. Sucks to be you."
"Team Victory, you came in second by just a nose, but you lost your reward," Chris noted in the Elimination Ceremony's room on the plane as it began to fly before narrowing his eyes at Ezekiel, "Ezekiel. So it's Vote Time! Up in the Loser Class bathroom, you'll find seventeen passports."
"Unless Ezekiel fed them to a crocodile already," Harold pointed out as he glared at Ezekiel.
"He was only trying to protect us from being eaten," Dean noted, "And he did apologize."
"But he still lost the stick!" Eddy frowned.
"Stamp the passport of the team member you would like to send home. Got it?" Chris asked Team Victory, specifically… "Lindsey?"
"Of course! I so get it!" Lindsey replied.
Lindsey: /stamps every single passport with glee/
Ezekiel: /shows DJ's passport and stamps it/
Leshawna: Well, the little guy did point out that Ezekiel was just trying to help the team and that he was completely sorry for losing it. But still…/sighs before stamping Ezekiel's passport/
Eddy: /stamps Ezekiel's passport/
Kyle: There's no room for dumbasses on this team. /stamps Ezekiel's passport/
DJ: /looks at the passports before Chris opens the door and taps his watch/
Harold: /holds up Ezekiel's passport and stamps it/
Bridgette: /finishes putting eyeliner on before looking at the three passports before her stamps Ezekiel's passport/
Double D: I apologize, but you have to go /stamps Ezekiel's passport/
Stan: I'm still pissed off at DJ for making those scarabs fall on us /stamps DJ's passport/
Ed: Hi Mom!
Hank: Sorry dude, nothing personal /stamps DJ's passport/
Dean: /stamps DJ's passport/
Bart: Even I'm not that dumb /stamps Ezekiel's passport/
Neil: /stamps passport/
Nikki: /has fallen asleep/
Morty: /stamps passport/
"I've got the results of your votes right here," Chris informed as he held up 16 passports, "Those staying in the game will get in-flight snacks. Mmm~ Barfy! The following passengers are safe: Leshawna, Harold, Bridgette, Ed, Double D, Stan, Kyle, Lindsey, Eddy, Bart, Neil, Nikki, Morty, Dean, Hank and… The last bag of Peanuts goes to…"
DJ gulped as a cold sweat broke out on his face. Ezekiel trembled in his seat before Chris tossed the peanut bag to…
"DJ!"
"What?!" Ezekiel exclaimed as Chris tossed him a parachute.
"You've got five seconds to strap this on or the Drop of Shame will become the Drop of Pain!"
"Yo! That's unbelievable! Some team!" Ezekiel snorted.
"I voted for DJ," Stan, Hank, and Dean pointed out.
"It's true," Chris noted.
"Well, good on ya three, eh," Ezekiel nodded, "The rest of you are a bunch of a-Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
The screaming was caused by Chef booting him out literally. Chris chuckled.
"I knew that would be satisfying," Chris beamed.
Outside
"I'm not going anywhere! This game is mine, eh!" Ezekiel screamed as he held onto the tail of the plane for his life, "Mine!"
"Sucks to be Zeke," Duncan smirked.
"Last stop for non-competitors!" Chris informed as he handed Duncan a parachute.
"Yeah, right. You're supposed to give me a ride home."
"Yes, but we're going the other way so..." suddenly, Chris gave the criminal a strong push, "Happy Landings!" he called out.
Duncan began screaming as he plummeted down below. He was so panicky and disoriented by Chris' action that he didn't have time to pull his parachute, least of all put it on. Duncan finally got his parachute open...but only to get it caught in a tree where he hung with a swarm of scarab beetles awaiting him below.
Alejandro: Losing Sierra to Heather? Eh, tragic. But I still have the upper hand; the president of Cody's fan club doesn't know a thing about me. No one does. Nor does she know about those other new contestants. And I intend to keep it that way. Because compared to me, Heather's a saint!
Rick: So that Mexican asshole thinks he's *burp* in control huh? Wait until he gets a load of me!
"Oh, finally, a pair of real competitors! Where will out next destination take us?" Chris asked, wearing a pilot's outfit in the cockpit with Chef, "And will Owen get over his fear of flying?" he paused as he heard Owen screaming until a frying pan hitting something went off followed by a loud thud, "Find out next time on Total! Drama! Wor~ld To~ur!"
Later that night...
Chris walked in the plane's hallways, making a beeline to his private quarters. Once he arrived to his door, the host looked sideways to make sure no one was following him. After confirming the coast was clear, Chris started pressing some numbers, writing 4377590, then placed his hand on the scanner and it started flashing green. He did the same with his right eye, which the scanner also flashed.
"Recognize 0.1, aka Chris McLean" a feminine recording said. The door slid open and the host entered. Moving forwards to his desk, Chris turned to his computer and pressed a button. Soon, a few screens came out of the ceilings and formed around the host in a circular way. The screens activated and presented dark figures on them. These guys are known (at least by outside sources and conspiracy nuts) as The Council.
"Chris Mclean, you require an audience with the Council?" the front screen, which was clearly showing the leader, questioned in a deep, raspy menacing voice.
"Yes. Very sorry to disturb you at this late hour your Eminence, but-"
"Just make your point." A voice with an noticable Korean accent ordered.
"Of course." Chris complied somewhat sheepishly before clearing his throat "Well, we had a report about our excavation crew, who were supposed to be extracting the remains of the pharaoh Garan Set (1), but unfortunately they seemed to have died under... unknown circumstances. But we were confirmed that the reason was because the pyramid they were in, and that was used for today's challenge of Total Drama World Tour, collapsed underneath, taking our crew along with the remains. It will take months, maybe even years to search for those remains."
"And the reason why it collapsed?" one council member asked.
"Well, apparently the pyramid was destroyed from the inside out when the huge boulder thrown by Team Amazon clashed with the entrance and made its path of destruction."
"Such a pity. If not for those meddling teenagers, we would have gained access to Garan Set's secrets of power and immortality," Another council member said in a voice that was clearly feminine.
"Well, what should I do with the contestants once the show is over?" Chris asked. A momento of silence filled room as the others figures stared at the host intently, as if they were analyzing him. The silence continued until His Eminence spoke.
"Clone them" He suggested.
"The substitutes will serve the Council, and only the Council," His Eminence said.
"And as for the originals?" Chris asked again.
"Dispose of them. Leave no trace."
Chris' frown slowly turned into a wicked grin, which expanded to his cheeks.
AN: Well, looks like there's more going on here than we thought. What will this mean for the competition going forward? You're just going to have to keep reading to find out. Ezekiel's still eliminated but that doesn't mean he'll turn feral like in the actual show. You'll see why in upcoming chapters.
(1) Garan Set is a mummy EVO seen in the Generator Rex episode Riddle of the Sphinx. I'm not entirely using him as a plot arc, rather just one of a series of dominoes destined to fall as the story goes.
Eliminated: Duncan, Ezekiel
Like always, please remember to leave a review and also your own suggestions for new challenges and locations!