Ian began to panic. 'Oh no! Oh no!' he thought to himself over and over. 'This is all my fault! This is all my fucking fault!'
Without any second thoughts, he jolted across the shack and tackled Blondie, he was now on top of him, holding him down. Blondie's eyes widened and his cheeks became flushed.
"I-Ian?! What are you doing here?!" he said in shock. "I thought you were still in the hospital..."
"I came to-" he cut himself off. He couldn't tell Blondie about his previous plans. "Look, it doesn't matter why I'm here, okay. I just am. The better question is: Why the hell are you in here trying to kill yourself?!"
"I...I..." Blondie was at a loss, he couldn't seem to make his words flow, but his tears sure did. He was now sobbing beneath Ian.
Ian, without a second thought, leaned down and kissed him. It wasn't a peck either, it was a french kiss. He began to move his tongue around in Blondie's warm cavern. Before Blondie could even kiss back, they both heard a voice that got closer to them as it talked.
"What the hell are you two fucking faggots in here doing?! Get the fuck out you damned faggots! You two are going against God's rules, and I will not put up with that in my hunting shack!" He had put emphasis on the words "not" and "my".
"We...we were just, uhm..." Blondie began to trail off.
"Listen-" he looked at the man's name tag on his uniform "Listen, Joe, it's none of your business, so just back off. We were just on our way out."
"Oh, no you're not." he said with a smirk as he went towards the door and locked it from the inside and out.
"Hey! You can't do that!" Blondie exclaimed, now furious with the southern man.
Ian was just about to pounce and tackle the man down, when Joe started heading in the direction of Blondie.
Ian was petrified, he couldn't let this man hurt Blondie. Then, Joe surprised them both. He pushed Blondie against the shelves and pulled him in for a long passionate kiss. Ian gasped and covered his mouth. After the initial shock of the kiss, all he felt was rage. How could that man take his Blondie?! Who did he think he was? And after all those homophobic comments? What a freak!
Blondie pushed the man away from his and ran to Ian's side, clinging to his arm, and not saying a word.
"Listen here!", Ian began, but was shortly cut off by Joe.
"No, you 'listen here', you boys got something I wants, and I fully intend on gettsin' it. Now, how 'bout y'all make this easier for all of us and just be quiet and take it." Then, he gave them both a wicked grin and winked.
The boys looked at each other as to say "What do we do?"