It's been a while since I've updated mainly due to stress and my life slowly changing. I'm also busy with work and school so I don't have time on my hands. But since the Hellsing OAV's have came out, I'm newly interested in the series!

Holy Grills: Chapter 3-Funeral Home

Anderson clutched at his chest as a bullet pierced right through his heart, nearly pushing him towards the ground. He got up and laughed manically as Alucard refilled his load to shoot again. Ceres was supposed to take this mission alone, he'd preferred it. But, Anderson did not attack her for some reason. What made Alucard upset was that Integral refused for Celes to go alone and had insisted that if he didn't do this mission he'd regret it.

With the gun re-loaded the vampire shot three more rounds into the priest's chest. Anderson did nothing up get back up on his two legs and regenerate. A grin of blessed silver plastered on his face. Once again he'd stolen the mission from the two blood suckers. It was the only way to meet them again, and Anderson did this because he wanted to know what it felt like, to have teeth like them. He denied it to himself but there was also something else he wanted. To have his blessed jaw's clutch on the pearly skin of that cold-blooded freak. He wanted….

A bullet to the head stopped his thoughts.

Alucard and Celes moved quickly passed the priest, they were in some sort of un-camped area and from up ahead a cemetery was clearly visible. They moved forward on so that their crazy blessed foe wouldn't follow. A small funeral building was spotted up ahead of the cemetery. They followed it's pathway towards the entrance, and as Alucard pushed open those heavy marble doors open, he got the feeling that R.I.P. was an understatement.

"Ah, welcome unholy travelers". A man clad in black said. Even though he was looking up, his eyes were not visible. There were about thirty people in the building, all of which were ghouls. Their moans and taunting came to a halt as Alucard one-by-one sent them to heaven…or hell. Celes was busy setting up her equipment when the marble doors swung open once more, a six-foot five man with blond hair and familiar silver caps stepped in.

The nuns in next to the vampire in black sought the opportunity, and made a run for it. Anderson quickly launched a blessed sword through their hearts putting them to an end. Alucard both agitated and extremely annoyed would not let the priest steal the main target again. He blocked the priest shot of the vampire and shot back at the priest, the blessed blades snapping as if they were merely plastic toys.

"To hell wit ye" Anderson said running towards Alucard at a pace far faster then sound.

"Damn priest" Alucard shot again and again as Anderson's direction made a slight turn towards the target behind the vampire. If that priest so much as touched his target Alucard would blow the shit out of him.

"Releasing levels three…" Anderson got closer.

"Level three release; level two…" Even closer

"Level two, release until target is silen…" Anderson sunk his jaws into Alucard's throat, and at first the vampire didn't know what hit him. He was just pushed back for a second or so and was trying to get himself back together, but he found it quite difficult.

Anderson's blessed teeth sunk deeper into his throat drawing blood. Alucard shot a bullet into the priest's head, but to no avail. As Anderson's grip got unreasonably tight, Alucard dropped the guns and started to fight.

TBC.

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