A/N: Chapter two! Yay! This one is actually set at college! It provides a bit of info, but nothing too hilarious yet. And once again, I'll add some more info at the end, because adding it now would spoil some of it.

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"Northeast Mississippi Community College…" Jasper said as he stared up at the 3 story dormitory he was to live in. He was cloaked in a black hooded sweatshirt and jeans, despite the unbearably hot weather. His hood was pulled up and he had on dark sunglasses. "Of all the colleges in the world, I still don't get why you chose this one." Emmett was beside him, practically bouncing with joy.

"I've never been to Mississippi before!" Emmett was wearing long cargo shorts and a t-shirt, glad to be in a warmer climate. "And this place is practically perfect! It's warm, but it's still overcast. So, we can go out without worrying that we'll be noticed!"

Edward stood on the other side of Emmett. He was dressed in his usual beige sweater and brown slacks. His cell phone was pressed to his ear. He placed his hand over the mouthpiece and spoke to Emmett. "Warm? This place is beyond warm. And its so humid I feel like I'm breathing in water instead of air."

"Then don't breathe," was Emmett's reply. Edward simply rolled his eyes and began speaking quickly and quietly into his phone again. Emmett grabbed it from Edward's hand and threw it hard against the ground, pulverizing it.

He smiled as Edward glared daggers at him. "This is supposed to be an adventure Edward. Stop trying to arrange for a house. I checked and these dorms are pretty damn private. You'll live."

Edward's glare deepened as he said, "Private? How are they private when I'm sharing one with you? I thought we agreed that I was NEVER EVER going to have to share with you again after I had to live with you for four years at Harvard!" Emmett grinned.

"Oh, come on, Wardo! You know you loved it!" he said, as he threw an arm around Edward's shoulder. "Besides, I don't think you want to live with Jazz right now." Jasper growled quietly at him. "Not that we don't love you, Jazz. It's just you are a bit moody right now, and nobody wants their emotions manipulated at random. I don't like going from depression to rage in a split second. It's mind boggling." Jasper just pulled his sweatshirt tighter around himself. Edward shrugged Emmett's arm off of his shoulders.

"Be that as it may, I still remember your habits from college," Edward said, stooping down to pick up the scattered remains of his phone. "And they are not appealing to me in the least. I don't enjoy your habit of drinking alcohol in an overabundance. Nor do I enjoy your eating habits. Just because your ability happens to be that you can consume human food and digest it that doesn't mean you should take it to the extremes you do when Esme isn't around to monitor you."

Emmett rolled his eyes. "You're just jealous. Now, come on and carry your stuff upstairs." With that, the three Cullen boys gathered their things and began descending the stairs toward their adjacent third story rooms.

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There you go! Chapter two! I know these have been short so far, but the next ones should be longer. I don't know yet because I haven't written them. But they should be longer.

So, extra info. The nickname Emmett uses on Edward ("Wardo") is from Growing Up Cullen. As is the idea of Emmett being able to eat. If you haven't read it, what is wrong with you? Find it and consume the delectable goodness that it is! I lost the link to it or I would provide it. Just Google it or something. It's on livejournal. Wish I could remember who wrote it, but I can't.

Anyway, review this chapter! And (I hate to ask again, but…) check out my other stuff!

UPDATE:

Growing Up Cullen is written by oxymoronassoc on livejournal!!!