Ohhh boy. I'm gonna hafta say it don't I?
Geez.
Yo Mustang. Remember the time ya asked me about getting a girl and settling down? It's cool if ya don't...but here's a piece of advice from the Fullmetal.
Get Hawkeye alone in a room and bang her already. Seriously.
The ENTIRE office knows ya wanna.
It's no secret man. I've caught you several times eye-sexing when ya think I'm not looking. Like for real. Just get it over with.
Oh and while I'm at it...what's with me and women? I'm fifteen for Truth's sake!
I wasn't gonna tell YOU what really went down in the City of Water. You know too much already so I'll keep the details to myself and my new blank book.
Yes. I broke down and bought one. It's kinda like Al's food diary but since nobody's gonna notice it I can write freely.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND GIRLS. WHY DON'T THEY COME WITH A MANUAL SO I KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT?!
Anyway back to Psiren. She definitely got one over me. Not cause she was pretty but she TRICKED THE FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST. Yes it was humiliating and no, I did not misspell there. She pulled a fast one so I had to salvage my ego.
I got her REAL good the first time. Oh boy. Did I get a handful or what.
I grabbed her boob. I was straddling her WAIST...stop blushing Elric...STOP BLUSHING FOR THE LOVE OF-
WHAT? IT WAS A MISTAKE OKAY?! I-I AIN'T SOME PERVERT. And it was my METAL hand so I didn't honk it too hard. Besides I thought it was her shoulder-
I swear.
I keep checking to see if anyone's coming. Like seriously man, the last thing I need is to explain why my face is 12 shades of bright red. Great. Now instead of nightmares I'll be bombarded with boobies
Lovely.
Jest makes me wonder what Winry's might feel like...
Not that I'd try it or nothin'. I wanna be able to have babies, m'kay?
Good thing I'M the only one who can see this...I'd like die if someone accidentally stumbled onto this and...yeah.
Hmmmm.
Boobs.
OH MY GOD, I WROTE IT AGAIN WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH ME?!
I...need to shut up now.