Elves, Hobbits and Gentlemen, this is Mambo number nine.

Verse 1

One, two, three, four, five, everybody in the wagon so come on let's ride...

To the pipeweed store around the corner.

The boys say they want some pints but I really don't wanna.

Beerbust like I had last week.

I must stay deep 'cause talk is cheap.

I like Aragorn, Boromir, Gandalf and Frodo.

And as I continue, you know they're getting sweeter.

So what can I do? I really beg you my Lord.

To me killing orcs is just like a sport.

Anything fly, it's all good let me dump it.

Please set it in the precsiouuuusssssss.

Chorus

A little bit of Legolas in my life,

A little bit of Sauron by my side.

A little bit of Faramir's all I need,

A little bit of Pippin's all I see.

A little bit of Bilbo in the sun,

A little bit of Gimli all night long.

A little bit of Sauron here I am,

A little bit of you makes me your fangirl!

Mambo number nine.

Verse 2 (the fellowship linedances...)

Jump up and down and move it all around.

Shake your head to the sound, put your hands on the ground.

Take one step left and one step right.

One to the front and one to the side.

Clap your hands once and clap your hands twice

And if it look like this then you're doing it right.

Chorus

A little bit of King Elessar in my life,

A little bit of Haldir by my side.

A little bit of Theodan's all I need,

A little bit of Merry's all I see.

A little bit of Elrond in the sun,

A little bit of Eomer all night long.

A little bit of Gollum here I am,

A little bit of you makes me your fangirl!

Bridge

The Precioussssssss, the preciousssssssss.

Mambo number nine, ha, ha, ha.

Chorus

A little bit of Boromir in my life,

A little bit of Saruman by my side.

A little bit of Samwise's all I need,

A little bit of Bill's all I see.

A little bit of Tom Bombadill in the sun,

A little bit of Tree beard all night long.

A little bit of Shelob here I am,

A little bit of you makes me your man!

Outro

I do all to fall in love with a fellowship like you.

Cause you can't run and you can't hide.

You and me gonna touch the sky.

Mambo number nine.

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