And We Could Do This Until We Pass Out.
The next morning around 11:30 everyone started dragging themselves out of bed and down to the kitchen. Except for Deidara who slept on the sofa because he was to scared to sleep in his room.
Hidan came stumberling down the stairs half awake. Then he opened his eyes wide and covered his mouth with his had and ran into the kitchen and threw up sick in the sink. Twice.
"God, Hidan we have to eat this morning," Deidara said as he looked up.
"Fuck you" He gasped before throwing up again.
Kakuzu came running down stairs after hearing Hidan throw up.
"WHAT THE HELL HIDAN YOUR SO FUCKING CLEANING THAT UP" Kakuzu screamed
At this moment Pain came down stairs and walked over to the Kitchen he took to more steps and peered over into the sick to see how bad it was. He pulled a face and walked away. Leaving Hidan passed out on the floor.
"Someone clean it up before Tobi comes down stairs and plays with it." Pain said while grabbing his newspaper from the table and sitting down next to Deidara on the sofa.
"Leader-sama what happed after I passed out last night" Deidara asked
Pain started remembering what happened.
Last Night
"Yui?" Itachi said rushing to her "What the hell happened to you?"
Deidara fainted at the sight if her.
Pain rushed upstairs and saw Deidara on the floor he looked up and saw Itachi in his room with a girl.
"Itachi, what. Is. Going. On" Pain angrily said
"Look could you at least help her she's bleeding everywhere" Itachi said
"Fine" Pain walked over to Yui and held her up.
"We'll take her to the bath room and wash all he blood of her" Itachi said
"KISAME, GET HERE NOW" Pain yelled
Kisame came running up the stairs and into the bedroom he took one glance them carrying a girl coved in blood of the bed he also fainted.
"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG YOU PEOPLE YOU KILL PEOPLE ALL THE TIME YET YOU FAINT WHEN YOU SEE A DEAD BODY, JESUS CHRIST!" Pain yelled
"What with all the yelling?" Konan asked as she came up the stairs.
"Thank god you didn't pass out," Deidara said
"What the hell, who's this?" Konan asked staring at the body.
"Just go into the bathroom and run the water into the bath" Itachi said
"Ok?" Konan said walking into the bath and turning the taps on full speed with water gushing and hitting the sides of the bath.
" Ok, you can bring her in" Konan said
Itachi and Pain brought Yui into the bathroom and dumped her on the floor.
"Right lets get this done." Pain said as he started taking Yui clothes off
"Whoa what the hell do you think your doing? Get out let me do that" Konan said
Pain blushed and walked out with Itachi and shut the door behind them. At that moment Konan started taking of Yui clothes and saw an injury in her right arm it was probley made from a knife a very deep cut. She picked her up and put her in the bath and started washing the blood of her.
After half an hour of getting blood of her she took her out of the bath and left the blood bath and put a bathrobe on her.
"Ok, Pain, Itachi you can come in now," Konan yelled.
Pain and Itachi came in and saw Yui sitting on the toilet seat life less.
"Right for now she sleeps in your room" Pain said nodding at Itachi "We all go to bed and we sort all this tomorrow morning" and he left with Konan to there room leaving Itachi to take her to his bedroom.
He picked her up and carried her to his bedroom walking past Deidara and Kisame life-less bodies on the floor. He walked into his bedroom turning the light out seeing blood all over Deidara bed. He walked over to a chair and dumped her in it. He started to strip Deidara bed sheets and put new ones on. Then picked up Yui and placed softly on the bed. He then got Deidara from outside and put him on his own bed. Itachi striped from his clothes put on his Pyjamas and got in bed with Deidara. Then remembered he needed to turn the light off so he got up and turn it off and got back into bed with the Blondie.
During the night Deidara came around and saw Itachi asleep next to him. He turns round the other way and saw Yui. On his bed. He sat bolt right up and memories started flooding back. At that moment he got up took a pillow and ran downstairs and went to sleep on the sofa.
Back to today
Itachi walked downstairs coolly and smelt Hidan sick from the kitchen. He pulled a face and walked over to the living room. He sat in his armchair and pulled out a magazine from under the table.
"Right I think its time to discus what happened last night" Pain said
"Yeah I've been thinking the same thing," Itachi said
"First question, who the hell is she?"
"Her name is Yui White she lives in Konha" At that moment when he said Konha everyone hissed and booed. Itachi ignored everyone. "Yeah and I knew her as a child, Deidara knew her as well."
"Second question" Pain said "Why is she here?"
"As if we would know," Deidara said looking Itachi.
"Its obvious she was in trouble" Itachi said
"You know what this is useless were not getting anything out of you too. We going to have to wait until she wakes up for know we go back to normal" Pain said looking round the room.
Tobi then came prancing downstairs and into the kitchen he saw Hidan sick and grinned.
"PLAYDOE!" Tobi yelled
He played with it in his hands and then he came to an idea. He walked over to his sempai and stood behind his with 'play doe' in his hands.
"SEMPAIIIII! Can I play with you hair?" Tobi stupidly asked
"No"
Tobi ignored this and dug the 'play doe' into Deidara hair. Deidara turned round lightning fast and smacked Tobi into a different nationality. Then he went up stairs to wash his hair again not knowing Hidan's sick was in his hair.