A/N: AHA! Two chapters in one day! I am on a rollllllllllll! Hope you enjoy!
-Rosalie signs on-
-Edward signs on-
-Bella signs on-
Rosalie: The idiot…He had to try it…
Bella: Try what?
Edward: He's so stupid!
Bella: WHO?!
-Emmett signs on-
Emmett: Yum!!! *licks finger*
Rosalie: He is.
Emmett: What?
Bella: …Is that….toothpaste?
Edward: Colgate to be exact.
Bella: *stares*
Emmett: It's soooooo good. Wanna try some? *holds out tube*
Bella: *eyes widen* *shakes head*
-Jasper signs on-
Jasper: Where the hell is my toothbrush? I thought I left…..it….*looks at Em*
Emmett: What? I lost mine and so I borrowed yours.
Jasper: *glares* Emmett, give me Mr. Clean back now.
Emmett: Why? *squeezes Colgate into his mouth*
Jasper: He needs to take his nap…
Rosalie: Oh gawd.
Emmett: No, he's my bestest buddie! He lives with me now.
Bella: *blank face* Um…
Jasper: He's not your bestest buddie, he's mine! He wouldn't ever betray me!
Emmett: *raises eyebrows* Oh really?
Jasper: Yes really! He loves me and I love him.
-Alice signs on-
Alice: But I thought you loved me? *pouts*
Jasper: Yes, yes, I do. But this is a different kind of relationship.
Alice: Then why in the future do I see you having sex with it? Huh, Jasper? Tell me! *sobs*
Edward: What a retarded family I live in…
Rosalie: I agree…
-Rosalie signs off-
Jasper: *pats Alice's head* You know I will always love you!
Alice: *sniffles* I know….
Emmett: I'm still keeping Mr. Clean.
Jasper: We'll see about that. *does vampire-y look* This means war!!!
-Jasper signs off-
Emmett: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
-Emmett signs off-
Edward: Alice, do you see anything that involves Bella or I in the next few hours?
Alice: *searches* Nope. Go ahead!
Bella: *shakes head* What?
Edward: I'm taking you to the meadow.
Bella: Ooh, okay!
-Bella signs off-
Edward: Be aware of Esme. She'll be walking up here in a few.
Alice: Alright.
-Edward signs off-
-Jasper signs on-
-Emmett signs on-
Jasper: Mr. Clean, you are mine again!!!! I love you! *makes out with toothbrush*
Emmett: Ew, disgusting. Get a room!
Jasper: No! You deserve to see how much Mr. Clean loves me!
Alice: I'm leaving now…See you tomorrow, Jasper.
Jasper: *between kisses* Yeah…okay…bye
-Alice signs off-
Emmett: You have fun Jazz…Uh…Loving Mr. Clean….I think I'll go too…*averts eyes*
Jasper: Yeah…Whatever
-Emmett signs off-
-All is quiet for a few minutes-
-Mr. Clean signs on-
Mr. Clean: Are we alone now?
Jasper: Yes, shall we go upstairs?
Mr. Clean: Of course, love.
-Jasper signs off-
-Mr. Clean signs off-
-Carlisle signs on-
Carlisle: *rereads IM*
Carlisle: Oh my goodness…
-Esme signs on-
Esme: What is it, honey?
Carlisle: Jasper is having an affair with a toothbrush and Alice knows about it…
Esme: *chokes on laughter* Hahahaha!
Carlisle: You think that's funny?
Esme: *calms* Well, yeah. It reminded me of the time you loved your desk.
Carlisle: I didn't want that to ever be brought up again…Esme….
Esme: Sorry….I have to go clean.
Carlisle: Right…Bye
-Esme signs off-
-Carlisle signs off-