Title: Splish Splash, I Was Taking A Bath
Chapter 3: Jasper: G.I. Joes is Serious Business
Rating: T
Summary: Bubble baths with the Cullens. What crazy and ridiculous things could the Cullens be up to in a bubble bath? Read and find out! A collection of short stories of bath times.
Type: Canon, Vampires, Slightly OOC.
Disclaimer: Obviously, I own nothing, but if I did, I would definitely own bath time with the Cullen men ;)
A/N: Jasper is such an interesting character. He always seems so uptight, I decided to give him some relaxation time and a little bit of fun. Hope you like! Enjoy :D ( I can totally imagine the different voices haha)
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"Rosalie and I are going shopping. We'll be back in an hour." Alice told Jasper before she kissed him goodbye and skipped out the door with Rosalie in tow.
"Bye." he said before turning and going up the stairs.
He rubbed his hands together in a mischievous manner. He ran swiftly up the stairs, knowing exactly what he would be doing during this fine summer day.
He snuck into the bathroom he shared with Alice and reached in the back of his favorite cabinet. He grabbed a small chest and pulled it out. His eyes lit up with delight once he pulled the key to the chest out of his front pocket.
Once he opened the chest, he could gaze down excitedly at all the toy soldiers and ships and poured them haphazardly into the tub. He started to fill the tub with warm water and bubbles, then flipped on the jets. Alice always did love a jacuzzi tub.
The tub was soon filled and he climbed in, putting on a serious demeanor.
"Alright men. This is serious business. We are fighting a war. Are you ready?" he asked the small red soldiers he was holding, in a deep voice.
"Yes, sir." he replied to himself in a smaller voice.
He did a whisper-shout battle cry and made the little soldiers rush towards the green soldiers floating on a nearby boat. The toys were flung around the bath, some drowning in a sea of bubbles. He made booms and crashes and other assorted noises while he played pretend battle. He brought one of the little red guys back.
"Major Whitlock, sir!" he play-shouted in that small voice
"Yes, soldier?" the deep voice asked.
"We're losing men like crazy out there! We can't even find the bodies!" the small voice said, panic easily detected.
"Soldier. My men do not surrender in war. To die in this battle is to die an honorable death, so get out there and fight!" the deep voice boomed authoritatively.
He made the little soldier pretend to salute him and smiled to himself. He remembered how empowered he had felt when he was in charge in his war. He continued to make the soldiers fight until all but two were missing in the mass of bubbles.
"Sir! We did it, sir! We won the war!" the small voice said, as he made the little soldiers dance and jump around.
"I knew you could do it men." he said in that deep voice before laying them down on the floating boats, and laying back in the tub.
Ahh I remember what it felt like to battle in the civil war. Hell, even fighting in the newborn wars was exhilarating. What I wouldn't give to be involved in another tactical fight. Maybe we can do something to provoke the wolves. He thought, chuckling to himself.
He knew he couldn't really provoke the wolves without ticking off his entire family. Plus, he didn't even know if they were still there. Edward had told him about the earlier generation, but they didn't know anything about the present situation, nor were they allowed to cross the sacred boundary in order to find out.
Collecting all the toy soldiers off the bottom of the tub, he piled them back into the chest, turned the jets on full blast, and leaned back into the water.
Oh, how I love the tub. He thought before letting out a contented sigh.
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A/N: Woot. Got Jasper done. I just figured he'd be the kind to use his toys as an escape to an old reality. He was in a few wars, so why not have war toys? It's only logical lol. Next is Edward, then Alice. For the last time, this is Pre-Twilight, so there is no Bella. I'm still deciding whether or not I will bring in the idea of her or something, but she will not have a chapter of her own. I only meant for this to be a Cullen Kids thing. If you couldn't tell, which it's kind of hard to, the stories are going progressively. Emmett was the summer before his Junior year in Forks. Rosalie was during her Junior year in Forks. Jasper is summer before his Senior Year in Forks. The next two will take place during the time just before Twilight, but again, Bella will not have a chapter of her own and may or may not only make a brief appearance. Thanks for the wonderful response to this very random story. IWYF will be updated very soon. It's only got about a paragraph or two left until it is done, so be on the lookout for that. I'm trying very hard to get TAOOD updated soon, as well. I really hope by the end of this month, I can get it updated. Thanks for reading, now it'd be great if you took a little time to review by clicking that little button down there :P Thanks a lot!
-DL