Thanks to all of you who reviewed my first "ending" (Basically, every new chapter starts at the intro again).

crashcart - I don't think Christopher is the devil. You have to have some intelligence for that. As for the bit about killing him, it will always be satisfying to me if Christopher dies. And with regards to your concern about the story fitting the show, it's really not a serious attempt to make it like the show. Basically, it's just stress relief and a "Let's think of creative ways to kill off Chris" workshop.

MrsCzuchry - Thanks for the suggestion...as for the prolonged delay for L&L, it would be best avoided at all costs.

TrueLovex3LL - Death by JavaJunkies...interesting possibilities. I've on occasion found myself threatening to injure David Sutcliffe just enough that he can't be on the show, therefore forcing the Christopher storyline to end...

Kiss And Make Up - Thanks for the props stores in safe place. I love your ideas. Particularly the one about him dying because he's a sissy. The helicopter one, though, would be a lot more satisfying. It will always have a special place in my heart...

I encourage everyone to join the "JavaJunkie: It's NOT over!" forum Excellent way to vent about Christopher.

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Ending 2: Death by Salesperson

"It was last night. He decided to go shopping for another plasma tv, who knows why he needed another one, I mean that man already has enough plasma tvs to start his own store, but-"

"Babette?" Interjected a townie, stopping the tangent.

"Oh, right, well, he goes in the store and starts ordering all the poor assistants around. He must have learned that from Lorelai's mother, what was her name again?"

"Emily." Replied Luke without thinking. He was pretending to wipe off the counter, but in reality was paying much more attention to Babette's story.

"Right, Emily. So Chris is ordering all these assistants around and some of them get pissed off. At that moment, the salesperson sees Chris and decides to go try his sales pitch. He's brings out a catalog and starts showin' Christopher all the different tvs. Well, Chris apparently wants a bigger tv than they have in stock, so he throws one of those hissy fits. Of course, the salesperson can't do anythin' about it, and that's what he tells Christopher. Well, Chris is used to gettin' his way, and this makes him really angry. He starts screamin' and cussin' and the salesperson just snaps. Pushes Chris right up against one of the tv shelves. Of course, that kinda threw off the balance of the shelf and one of the tvs fell off. It landed on Christopher's head and they say it killed him instantly. They even charged the tv to Chris' card since it broke when it hit the floor."

"The gift that keeps on givin'." Laughs Miss Patty.

At this point, Luke made a little noise that sounded remarkably like a laugh. Of course, half the town looks at him, smiling to themselves. Finally, Babette speaks up.

"Well, go get your woman, suga!"