Kurt couldn't believe this. Blaine was singing to him about being a cheater, accusing him of cheating, he felt like he was back in junior year when everyone thought he was cheating with sam. He was so happy when he noticed the song coming to an end, he felt his anger rise and he was just about to jump up and rip blaine a new one when the sounds of laughter broke his focus, looking around he found all his friends in a state of laughter.
"what the fuck?" Blaine growled, he was pissed off. He had just accused kurt of cheating on him, his heart broken, and they all just laughed "what is so funny?" he asked stomping his foot much like Rachel would "Kurt cheated on me and I sang my feelings out and you find it funny?!"
Santana was the one who stopped laughing long enough to speak "of course hobbit. We find it funny that you would sing a song about cheating. I do believe kurt has told you plenty of stories about us all to know that every person here has cheated…Well about ninty percent, but kurt is not part of that percent"
Blaine was confused, yeah kurt told him and a few of the warblers about some of the dealings of the new directions but he couldn't see how that mattered. They should be mad, they had accused kurt of cheating last year with sam and now that blaine himself is proving that kurt had cheated, they just laugh, like it was ok.
Before he could speak puck broke in, a smirk on his face "alright before you decide to get your panties in a bunch, which we all know you so totally wear, let us say a few things. First off, the fact that you sang a song about cheating is funny since we all bet it would be you who cheated first, so you must be feeling pretty guilt about something if your going to accuse my boy kurt over there of cheating" he nodded toward the pale boy who could only stare in shock, puck had never really stood up for kurt until he moved to Dalton, it wasn't until he came back that they struck of a friendship that was stronger then the one he once had with Mercedes.
"what are you getting at?" Blaine growled, he didn't want to be in the room anymore. He just wanted to leave so he could get his anger out and wait for kurt to sing a song about how he was sorry and only wanted him, or something of the sort. Puck rolled his eyes but this time Quinn spoke up "ok papa smurf listen up because this is going to confuse your pea sized brain, we don't want your love for katy perry to suddenly disappear" she smirked when he turned red with anger, kurt was just confused by what was going on.
"Lets see, I joined glee because I thought Finn was cheating on me with Rachel. Instead I ended up cheating on him with puck and having a baby." She took her hat off and shook her hair, Santana smirked because she knew Quinn was getting into this "Then he bounced back and forth between the two of us."
"I cheated on my ex shane with sam" Mercedes spoke up by her place near tina "And I cheated on sam with finn" Quinn added, sam nodding to both statements "I cheated on sam with Brittany" Santana said from her spot near the blonde girl "And I cheated on artie with Santana" she gave the wheelchair bound boy a small smile before going back to her book in her lap.
"I cheated on every girl I dated, and I slept with a ton of wives" Puck smirked feeling proud of himself, even though he was not sleeping around any more, not since he wanted to get out of this cow town, which his boy kurt and rory were helping him do. "I cheated on artie with mike at Asian camp. I didn't break it off with him till we got back, so yes I cheated."
"I cheated on Santana with april roads, and matt cheated on Brittany with april roads." Mike added, everyone nodding as they remembered their friend who moved away. "I cheated on finn, puck, jesse a few times. I led all three on just so I could be at the top of a list. I cheated with finn while he was with Quinn."
Blaine couldn't believe what he was hearing, they all cheated on each other with each other and yet they were proud about it "I broke kurts window because he told me he wanted Rachel over me." Mercedes said throwing a glance to her best friend "I had a three some with Brittany and Santana" Both artie and puck spoke at the same time "I had a three way with matt and april. I slept with rachels mother who is also the adoptive mom of mine and quinns child." He added with a shrug when mr schue looked ready to pass out "What were trying to say is, we all have cheated or done something stupid and yet we not once sung a song about it, well maybe berry did but half the time we don't pay attention to her" Santana said with a shrug.
Before anyone could continue kurt stood up, silencing everyone "I believe it's my turn to speak" he said before stepping over to blaine who hadn't moved from his spot the entire time. "I would like to say that you have ruined a very good song for me. You just accused me of cheating in front of my friends, who I am surprised by really." He gave them a quick smile before turning back to the boy "I am so sick and tired of you and your bullshit. It's high time I went back to being the kurt hummel that I always was, the one that I was before I met you." He could feel his anger rise, wanting to be let out and for once he wasn't going to stop it "you blaine Anderson are a terrible friend and horrible boyfriend. Ever since I met you, you have been a complete ass. You tell me to be brave and face the bullys" he heard a gasp and a couple growls but ignored them for now "and when I did, all it did was end up having me transfer schools because a person, who I now call a friend, made my life a living hell because he was going through a hell of his own." He took a step forward making blaine back up into the piano, for once he felt glad he wasn't holding back "when I tried to join the warblers you told me I needed to tone it down. Not to stick out. Then when I was allowed to join I was told to blend even more. Any time I brought up a song choice or voiced my opinion it was rejected, by you, just because it would take away from your spot light"
"Then when I transfer back, you followed me, saying it was for you but then throw it in my face saying you did it for me. I never wanted you to leave Dalton a place you were happy, just to be with me. You come in here trying to be the alpha gay" he growled thinking of all the things he was pissed about "you stole a part I wanted in a play after you told me you didn't want it. You accepted the part when it was offered to you and yet you had already said you wouldn't take it from me. You come in and try to take my place with my girls, sleep overs with Mercedes and Rachel. Shopping with tina and suger. The only ones you didn't try to take away were Quinn, Santana and Brittany and that's because they saw through your bullshit." He took a breath before launching in again, not noticing the approving looks behind him "you wormed your way in with the guys, taking my place. You told me to tone it down with my prom outfit" he laughed "I can't believe it, finn approved of my outfit and you told me no. IF anyone it should have been finn but hes a better friend then you, hes also the best brother ever" he gave his brother a smile, he had come a long way since they first met.
"Mike only put up with you because you were friends with tina, but he hadn't when you tried to take over his and britt's place for dance. They come up with our dances, not you, if you did you'd have us jumping on furniture all the time or laying on the ground. Or maybe side stepping and snapping our fingers." He smirked when he saw blaine trying to shrink in on himself "puck hated you, but puck hates pretty much everyone:" he shrugged "I don't hate you princess, or rory. Or any of these gleeks anymore" puck called out making kurt laugh, he was glad they had become friends, puck was one of the best Mario kart gamers he had ever played against "Sam likes everyone, hes like Brittany that way. Artie and you never spoke so it didn't work out well for you. Rory and joe are new and have only just started cementing friendships with the others but I think after this the ones they had with you wont last" he shrugged "and if they do, no skin off my nose" he walked back to the seats and sat in the middle surrounded by his friends "this is my final statement blaine Anderson. I am no longer your boyfriend, when you decided to accuse me of cheating without talking to me, that was the last straw. I will not be held down and cast in the shadows by any man. I am Kurt Elizabeth Hudmel, and this is my family, yours are back home in gay Hogwarts waiting for you to come sing another pre teen lady song." He crossed his arms and smirked in a way that would have sue jumping for joy "get out of my choir room Elton john before I have sue come up with ways to make your short little life hell" with some sick joy that he must have gained from sue herself, he watched as blaine paled before running from the choir room, will following after him.
"WANKY" Santana laughed before jumping her baby gay "I may be full on lady love but that was so hot" she said be fore pulling him into a breath taking kiss "dammm" she smirked as she pulled away seeing his flushed face. Before he could respond he was attacked by not one but two sets of lips, those belonging to Brittany and Quinn "dude, your brother is getting more lady action in five minutes then we did in two years" puck laughed as he smacked finns shoulder, the boy shrugged, his brother was awesome. Once he found his brother free he pulled him into a hug "not that I don't appreciate it but whats the hug for, I thought blaine was your best alpha gay friend?" kurt asked, a little hurt laced his words, finn frowned "dude, your my brother. You will always come before any guy you date. Besides you not only kicked his ass with just your words, but you called yourself hudmel, the combination of our last names." Kurt laughed as he noticed how happy his brother was, he truly loved his brother, it was one of the reasons he used their combined name instead of just hummel, he was also a hudson just like finn was also a hummel.
It continued like that for the rest of the period before the bell signaled it was time to leave. After making plans with the guys to play a COD marathon this weekend, and to meet up with the girls on Sunday kurt was alone as he packed up his bag and sheet music. Just as he was about to leave he found rory by the door, a blush on his face "hey there rory, anything I can do for you?" he asked approaching the boy. Rory turned away as he spoke "well i..um..i was hoping..i" kurt gave the boy a small laugh "take a breath and speak slowly. Take your time, I'm not going anywhere" he said as he leaned against the door frame, not caring about what might happen to his shirt from the dust and dirt on the door. IT took rory a minute but he finally calmed down enough to speak "well I know you just broke up and ill understand if you say so, but puck thought it would be a good idea and he convinced me to go for it so.." he took a breath and faced kurt, his face a deep red "would you like to go out on a date with me this Friday? Not as a rebound, because I really like you. I liked you for a while and puck told me to tell you a long time ago but you were with blaine and now your not. But I will understand if you.."he was cut off by a pair of lips on his. When he opened his eyes again he found kurt smiling at him "I would love too. And don't worry about being a rebound, I stopped loving blaine a long time ago, I think I just stayed with him because he was the only out gay guy I knew and he wanted me, sorta." he threw an arm around the boy, much like puck and finn liked to do to him, he could understand why they did now "come on, the guys are having a xbox marathon and I want to kick their asses, and you my good luck charm are going to help me. Plus we gotta talk about our date tomorrow" neither boy noticed the thirteen or so pairs of eyes on them as they walked down the hallway, they also didn't catch when puck and Santana turned to the others and spoke up "we won. Hand over the money. We told you he would ask him out once kurt grew his balls back"