~~HARDER~~
Fanfic: 1363
Rating: T
Summary: When Mihashi explains why everyone is laughing, Abe puts them all in the infirmary. :D
Character(s): Angered!Abe vs. The Team
Genre(s): Humor, hinted Bromance.
Date Written: 9 August 2011
Date Published: 9 August 2011
Word Count: 278
Dedication: School...I missed you. Thanks for letting up on the brutality of homework!
AN:/: I own nothing!
"Harder."
A terrified squeak.
"Harder!"
Repeat said squeak.
"Dammit Mihashi, HARDER!"
Abe's groan scared the team as they hugged the corner of the clubhouse. Until a certain buffoon entered the equation...
"Yo', Abe! Teachin' Mihashi to handle your bat?"
Abe nodded, oblivious to the grin on Tajima's face and the bright blush on Mihashi's. The entire team left their hideout to gawk at Abe. Was he * really * that stupid? Or had he * really * been doing * that * with Mihashi?
"Mihashi, were you really that bad?"
Mihashi sputtered, gripping the wooden bat in his hands until his knuckles turned white. "N-no, it's n-not what-t you think..."
This clued the slightly dense catcher in to the fact that something was up. "Tajima, why do I have to threaten your life every time I see you?"
The tiny clean-up hitter shrugged. "I dunno, I think you get off on it."
Abe growled, but abstained from using Tajima's face for batting practice. Well, at least until Mizutani and Hanai could no longer hold it in...
"A-abe, they think w-we w-were doing...* that *." Mihashi's face brightened—that was possible?
Abe's face darkened. The entire team—minus Tajima and Mihashi—sobered and backed away. (Seriously, how does Abe's 'I eat babies' face * NOT * scare Mihashi at times like this? Remarked Sakeguchi to Izumi.)
Tajima was the first to get it.
* * * CENSORED * * *
Coach Mo rolled her eyes at the sickroom filled with injured players. "Will you ever learn * NOT * to antagonize Abe?"
"YES!" X 8.
Why did she not believe them...?