Oops? Chapter 3, a naruto fanfic

Aya's POV

Pretend when the girls came their language turned from English to Japanese but not all of their writing did…haha like as glitch…my story my rules :D

I yawned as I waited in a tree for Jessi to return. Three months since our run in with Naruto and almost nothing has happened…life is so bland.

"I will only be thirty minutes!" she had said "I just want to check out the village and you won't come with me! I need to be around people…since we can't go home any more, but you seem to be fine! I don't get it don't you miss home?" I hadn't replied and she just rolled her eyes and left the clearing.

It's not that I didn't miss home; didn't miss my old life, it's just that since I was little I had to be the strongest, mentally, physically and emotionally. It kept me together when everything fell apart around me, and because of that people always looked at me for guidance thinking I had some magical way to block things out…I didn't…I just didn't look back on things…and I blocked things out of my mind…

Plus I didn't want to go…Small villages were boring…so here I was, in a tree…bored. Ironic.

'Damn you world!' I thought as I relaxed into the hard wood of the oak-like tree I was sitting in falling into a light sleep.

"AYA!" I jumped down as Jessi ran into the clearing rubbing my eyes.

"What?" I asked wondering what got her so…hyped up.

"THE VILLAGE IS UNDER ATTACK!" I raised an eyebrow at the fact she was panting.

"Ok let's go before people get hurt…." I said and she nodded.

"Well….lead the way I don't know where it is!" she nodded and ran.

We slid into the village taking in the flaming houses.

My eyes scanned the clearing my eyes landing on a group of bandits who held a woman in the air by her throat.

I pulled a kunai out of my waist band and through it. It hit the guys shoulder forcing him to drop her and Jessi caught the young woman.

"How dare you attack a helpless village?" Jessi raged and I wondered if I would have to stop her from killing the unknowing men, which was quite interesting being she was the one who hated fighting.

"Jessi, calm yourself, you know as well as I do that it wouldn't matter what village they attacked," I stepped next to her and grabbed the lady and shooing her away to join the villagers who had run into the forest.

"Who are you women?" the tallest, fattest, man asked.

"People you don't want to mess with, now leave with your lives or stay and lose them," she said voice dangerously low.

"Oh really?"

"Jessi, I know it isn't often you are mad enough to kill but I need you to calm down," I whispered to her as the men smirked and took step towards us, "you need to think not be on a rampage."

She nodded as the men launched themselves at us.

I ducked under one and kicked him in the side, sending him into a tree. I looked over briefly as Jessi strategically made the men attack themselves.

'So the pacifist has her moments,' I thought as I sliced a guy across his face, 'that's going to leave a mark!'

Not exactly paying attention the biggest man grabbed my hair, doing so ripping the band that held it up, and threw me into a wall.

I coughed to get my breathing back; I looked up to see Jessi punch the guy in the jaw. Standing up I helped her knock each and every one out.

"I can't believe you actually hit him!" I smiled before looking at the ground. There was a bunch of blank ninja headbands littering the floor. I reached down and picked two up. Tying one around my upper arm then tying one around Jessi's leg, above her knee.

"What are you doing!" she asked as I tied it tightly.

"We can say we are Ninja's from no village, it's the truth is it not?" I asked as I fixed mine and stood.

She rolled her eyes and looked up before she started to choke.

"Aka…Aka…Aka?" she said looking over me her eyes wide.

"Aka? What?"

She grabbed my shoulders and started to turn me around.

"What happened here?" a child-ish voice came from behind me.

I turned this time, not fighting Jessi, to see a guy of about 5'11 walking towards us with another…man…by his side.

The first guy was tall wearing a long black cloak with red clouds on it and an orange mask with only one eye hole. The other…guy…was also wearing the same cloak but his face was half black half white and he had a Venus flytrap thingy around his head.

"Tobi and Zetsu," I said lightly, remembering the two Akatsuki members.

She nodded and I looked up.

"We knocked out bandits attacking this village, what's it to you?"

"Aya!" Jessi screeched from beside me and I glanced at her.

"We were sent by our leader to get girl supplies for the female in our group!" Tobi said excitedly before calming a bit, "unfortunately we don't know what he meant…so we came here to ask!"

"But…isn't that a little…I don't know…stupid…your S-rank criminals…People would recognize you…"

The plant guy, Zetsu, looked at me, "yes but this is a small village and it's far away we'd doubt they would." The white side said, "Plus if they said anything we'd eat them!" The black half finished.

I nodded and looked at Jessi whom was still frozen to the spot.

"I guess we should help them and get out of here ourselves…Don't-cha think?"

She gave me a wide eyed stare. I raised my hand and brought it down, pretty hard, on her head.

"Snap out of it!"

Jessi's POV

I shook my head and glared at her, "What was that for!"

"You needed to snap out of it…so I took it upon myself to make sure you did!"

I glared at her before glancing at the Akatsuki who were now only feet from us…Zetsu closer to me.

'Don't eat me!' I thought as he glanced at me and I felt Aya jab me in the ribs.

"Think they are cosplay not people…Cosplay!" I nodded and she then looked at them.

"So…girl supplies…" Aya said, "Why didn't she come to get them herself?"

"We were coming this way anyway…and she seemed like she was having trouble controlling her pain, so we took it upon ourselves to help her!"

Aya and I started to choke at what he just said and glancing at Zetsu he was also having a hard time while Tobi himself seemed unfazed by what he had just implied.

"Hmm…so you need pain killers and some other stuff…we can help with that!"

"NO! I don't want to kill leader-sama!"

"Uh…Aya meant medicine to take away her pain…" I corrected while chocking.

"But she likes leader-sama! I don't want to take him away from her!"

"PAIN! Not PEIN!" Aya sounded them out noting the slight pronunciation differences, "take away her PAIN. Not her PEIN!"

"OHH!" Tobi said.

I watched as the black Zetsu started to say something but the white side's hand clamped over their mouth.

Aya chuckled next to me and I rolled my eyes.

"I still have some Ibuprofen from home…you were right I am glad we saved it…I also have those pads Suki gave us…I think that'll do right?" Aya looked at me.

"Yeah…Wait you actually saved the Ibuprofen! I thought you said I used it all!"

"I said that so we could save it…hey don't get mad at me at least I listened to you…" I glared at her and she chuckled.

I then looked at them secretly glad at myself for not glomping* them…or running away screaming.

"Uh…follow me I guess…I left our supplies at our camp site so…" Aya trailed off before heading to the east. I quickly caught up to her as she ninja jumped.

Seconds after we landed in our clearing Tobi and Zetsu were here as well.

"Found them!" Aya said and I looked at her as she successfully pulled out the needed items. She then turned and walked towards Tobi.

'She is insane…officially!' I thought.

"Here, give these to k-the girl member of your group, they'll help," she said handing him a pouch and a bottle.

"CANDY!" Tobi ripped the lid off of the Ibuprofen, about to pour the contents down his throat.

Aya moved quickly, thank god, and kicked the bottle into the air (the gravity holding the pills in the bottle) and caught it before grabbing the lid out of Tobi's hand and replacing it.

"Bad, Tobi! That's the medicine! And it could have hurt you to ingest the whole bottle!" Aya snapped at him.

"But they look like candy!" Tobi said trying to defend himself.

"Okay I will give them to Zetsu then-" looking at the guy in question, the black side was licking his lips while the white side just smiled, "never mind then…maybe we should give them to her…"

'Okay how does he move his mouth differently from one side to another?' I thought before catching what Aya just said.

"What?"

'You want to meet the Akatsuki anyway, who cares?' she mouthed to me.

"OKAY! By the way my name is Tobi and this is Zetsu!" Tobi sounded so gleeful.

"Well this is Jessi," she motioned to me, "and I am Aya."

"Cool! Well we better get back to the base to give this stuff to Konan! Follow us!"

"Tobi, is it a good idea to bring people to the base?" white Zetsu asked, "Because if not I won't be the one in trouble and if leader kills you I will eat you"

'Yep Zetsu alright,' I thought jumping from tree to tree behind them, "Aya, is it smart to be doing this?"

"Nope," she said simply, "but since we're here might as well go with the flow, neh?" I rolled my eyes and I jumped between two tree limbs.

After about twenty minutes we came upon a clearing with a building …with eight people standing in front of it.

"Fuck!" I hear Aya curse and I couldn't agree more.

Landing behind Tobi and Zetsu, (more behind Tobi than anything though) we waited for Pein to say something.

"Tobi, Zetsu, why did you bring two…girls with you?" I swooned, on the inside, at Pein's voice. I was too afraid to look at any of the members so my eyes settled on Tobi's back.

"Aya-Chan and Jessi-Chan helped Tobi find medicine for Konan-Chan!" Tobi said, not afraid of Pein at all…(A/N SPOIER, there will be a bunch of Tobi spoilers so if you don't want to know then I am sorry) and he didn't have a reason to be being he was the leader behind the scenes.

"Hn," I felt more than heard Aya giggle from beside me and I elbowed her in the ribs.

"What was that for?" she asked, obviously not caring who was around us.

"Shh!" I growled and she just rolled her eyes and flipped her hair over her shoulder, the length obviously bugging her after having it up in a pony for months on end.

I watched as she pulled the ibuprofen out of her vest pocket and snatched the pouch from Tobi's hands, which were swinging behind him, before moving out from behind them.

"Fearless and officially insane!" I whispered as she stepped into the view of the rest of the Akatsuki. I looked around Tobi and was mentally shouting at myself only to look at Aya.

Aya's POV

'I am insane, I am insane, I am insane!' coursed through my mind. Nope I am not fearless…I am just stupid and confront said fears whenever they appear…

"You are pms-ing?" I asked directly to Konan ignoring the others. Meaning nine guys and Jessi.

She gave me a weird look and I face-palmed, "sorry…wrong terms…uh…menstrual issues?"

Her eyes widened and she gave me a look, "again sorry, only way to phrase it…"

She walked towards me and I watched as all the guys in the group, besides Pein (Hmm I wonder why XD), looked at us in interest obviously not knowing what I meant.

'Weren't they taught about girls in school- oh…yeah…wrong world idiot' I hounded myself.

"Here, this is Ibuprofen a pain killer-damnnit…Medicine for your problem and here are some pads just in case…we didn't know what you needed so we brought the basics. The medicine is like nothing you have around here so you'll have to read the bottle," I glanced at the bottle…it was in English…fuck. We had noticed when we got here we suddenly became bi-lingual, and only some of our written items adapted to the language change…meaning the bottle was still in English.

"Uh…two pills every six hours or as directed by your doctor, do not take with alcohol or if you are pregnant or at risk of becoming pregnant, stop use if pain gets worse or last for more than ten days of if new symptoms occur- you know what, I am going to stop reading this it doesn't apply anyway," I said after reading the label directly "anyway…two pills every few hours…there are only about thirty left so I would suggest using them sparingly since there is no way for us to get more for you…though I would again suggest that you only take one to start with so your body can adjust," I let out a breath.

She was snickering lightly at the whole pain-thing and I joined in as well as Jessi from behind Tobi.

"Tobi, can you move out of Jessi's way, I know its rude of me to ask but I doubt she'll move herself so…"

Jessi's POV

"Sure Aya-Chan!"

I grabbed the back of his Akatsuki cloak, 'don't let go, don't let go, don't let go!'

He turned and poked me and in my shock I released him, 'DAMN IT!'

I turned and glared at Aya…and then froze. A few feet behind her was Sasori and Deidara.

Aya smirked and mouthed 'haha!'

"Aya!" I hissed finally getting words to come back to me as I focused on her instead of my Sasori….'WAIT MY SASORI? WHAT?'

"Y-yes?" she was giggling and I felt the need to whip it off her face.

I stomped the ground and it lifted up, launching her up into the air.

"Eke!" she gasped and latched onto a pine tree…about fifty feet, if not more, in the air.

"Wow…I send you that high? And doesn't that hurt, latching onto a pine tree?" she jumped off and landed in a cat like fashion before standing brushing the pine needles off of her.

"No, it felt like I grabbed a cloud!" she hissed rubbing the indents on her arms left from the needles.

"How'd you land like that from so high up?" I asked.

"I don't know the body just reacts when its mad, don't you think?"

I nodded before turning to the Akatsuki, most who were watching in amusement before seeing Tobi.

"Tobi, can I hide behind you?"

"Sure," he was standing protectively in front of me in less than a second, "but Aya-Chan can't be that scary."

"Do you know that for a fact Tobi-Chan?" she said her voice sugary sweet…and scary as hell. She let some of her chakra free; about the amount of a Chūnin, the fierceness of her chakra didn't faze Tobi.

"Yep, Aya-Chan doesn't look like she could hurt a fly!" I just started laughing from behind him, "what?"

"Can't you feel her chakra?" I asked as I moved out from behind him knowing I was no longer in trouble.

"Of course it's not that much!" I again chuckled knowing she was still suppressing some of her chakra, as was I but that's beside the point.

She released even more of her chakra, raising her level amount to that of a low Jōnin, making Tobi step back a little.

"Tobi didn't see that one coming! Aya-Chan is a Jōnin!" he said still not realizing that Aya wanted to kill him…lucky for him though because I knew she wouldn't kill him…this early.

"So is Jessi, but that's beside the point, what do you mean I can't hurt anyone?"

"Okay I am pointing out she isn't a psycho-maniac, he just hurt her pride and she wants to scare him," I said quietly to the rest of the Akatsuki.

"Still you don't look like you can hurt anyone!"

"Tobi, you know those bandits from the village? I was the one who knocked them an inch from their lives…" her tone changed to a more noting kind of voice, "Jessi helped but she's a pacifist so did most of it…so don't doubt what I can and cannot do if you don't know those said limits, because when you assume things you make an ASS out of U and ME, understand?"

Tobi, finally realizing the danger Aya posed, nodded, "sorry Aya-Chan, I didn't mean to offend you."

"I like this girl, she shut Tobi up without even touching him!" Deidara said, "I want to learn how to do that! I can't believe she actually scared him!"

I turn to Deidara, not letting my eyes stay to long on Sasori, "Yeah, and she was just angered a bit there, it's a lot worse when she's just a bit mad…to say the least she not one to piss off."

"Hey, you're one to talk, you can be just as bad as me-"

"-When you're having a good day," I finished.

She glared, "shut up. Anyway, we should probably get back to the village and help rebuild it…we…well I kind of messed it up even more when fighting those guys. I mean we have nothing better to do." She shrugged.

"Didn't you break a wall?" I asked and she glared…again.

Itachi's POV (THE WEASLE HAS ARRIVED! Squeal!)

I looked upon the scene in interest, 'at least it's something new.'

"Your hair reminds me of an explosion. The most beautiful art!" Deidara said and I suddenly felt a headache coming on.

Suddenly the black haired girl, Jessi, jumped onto the girl from behind using her as leverage to see Deidara, "touch her hair and I will not hesitate to kill you." Her voice held a threat that even Deidara noticed.

"Calm down demon child, and when did you gain ownership of my hair?" The taller red-headed girl, Aya, asked.

"I bought it off Damien five years ago, in 8th grade," she said.

Aya moved so fast the Jessi girl almost face planted.

"DAMIEN SOLD MY HAIR! THE LITTLE CREEP!" Aya hissed her voice dripping venom, "if only I could get my hands on that stalker now!"

"Don't worry, I bought all of it before he could sell it!"

"If you weren't a sister figure to me I'd kill you too," she growled and I wondered just how dangerous this woman could be.

"Well that's a good thing for me…and luckily for him you cant reach him…he should find himself lucky."

Aya's hands twitched lightly before she sighed, "true…" she then turned back to Deidara, "and whats so special about my hair? It looks exactly like his," she then motioned to Pein not looking at him to see his raised eyebrow.

"Yeah but his hair is short and yours has more definition!" Deidara said.

"But he has-" I watched as Jessi, who was next to her, elbowed her hard in the neck.

No one noticed Pein look on with curiosity.

"What was that for?" Aya gasped getting air back into her lungs as she rubbed the spot.

"Uh…I…Wikipedia!" Jessi said the weird word and Aya looked at her for a second before it clicked.

"Huh? Wait…OH!...oops?"

"True leader's hair is very similar-"

"I own his hair too!...I mean…damn it!" Jessi then began to slam her head on Aya's shoulder.

"Ow! Go find a tree to hit your head on for your idiocy!" Aya growled obviously annoyed with getting attacked haphazardly*.

"Stop this immediately, you two, follow us," I watched as both girls turned on their heels and looked at Pein.

Haphazardly=in a random manner.

Data book Aya= total: 34.5

Ninjutsu

Taijutsu

Genjutsu

Intelligence

Strength

Speed

Stamina

Hand seals

2.5

Data book Jessi= total: 33.5