"Oh my gosh, are you okay?"
A man blinks several times before drops of water rouse him to the point where he become aware that he is dangerously close to Ruby Rose's face. True to her name, her cheeks were a perpetual crimson, and her silver eyes looked deep into his as he becomes aware that he's lying in one of the beds in her dorm room.
"Yes?" The man sits up as Ruby pulls back from her invasion.
"Could you believe this idiot?" Yang Xiao Long asks, sufficiently annoyed for reasons that the man quickly remember as his attention is drawn to her. "Just tripped on nothing walking down the hall and knocked his lights out! How do you date this guy?"
"Sometimes I just don't know," Weiss responds, shaking her head. "I guess he's cute."
"Well I'm glad to see you're okay!" Ruby says jubilantly, bouncing up with a laugh.
The man doesn't have the heart to tell the rosy girl that he had been knocked out by her sister after insinuating adding the name Ruby Rose to the list of RWBY members he had slept with. It occurs to him that this event happened a few minutes ago at most after he finished a threesome with Weiss and Yang. Upon closer examination, Yang had put her bra back on, and her face was clean of the man's seed that had coated it shortly before he was punched. It also occurs to him that a blanket is his only form of clothing beneath the waist as his erection climbs up ever so slightly as he thinks of her bare bouncing breasts he had held so shortly ago, pushing up the cloth while his pants are still around his ankles.
Maybe it was the fact that the man now had a new goal, but he notices Ruby far more than he ever had previously. What he had said as a poorly timed joke quickly became a reality he wanted to discuss with his icy haired girlfriend as he looks at Ruby's short, red tipped hair, clinging delicately to her face, still wet from the shower she had just got out of. Beads of water still clung to her brow, slowly passing over her soft cheeks, caring eyes, and smiling lips. He follows one down her chin as it ran to her collarbone. He sees that she is wearing her pajamas. They were cute. She was cute. But he had never noticed the girl's body before; maybe it was because of her much fuller sister, but he had never noticed that the glistening wet skin of her chest was full, flushed, and very appealing. He had never noticed how the slight wetness of her skin made her top cling to her considerable breasts, morphing to show that they were larger than he had thought. He had never noticed how amazing her hips looked, how flawless her skin was, or how perfect her body was. The man notices Ruby Rose for the first time.
The man imagines Ruby, still dripping wet, lifting her tiny tank top off of her body, revealing her perfect rosy breasts. If her sister is any indication, and if the damp cloth clinging to her chest is for that matter, her boobs are big, round, and perfect underneath her top. They'd be a luscious pink color, flush like her face and matching the dark red in her hair. They'd be soft to the touch, pillowy just like her sister's, but jiggle just the slightest bit less than Yang's full blown rack.
The man imagines that Ruby would be squeaky; she's young, sure, but she's a teenager, and one with a sister with a hell of a reputation, but he can't imagine she'd be experienced. She'd make noise. She'd make glorious, squeaky, pleasure-filled noise if you were to handle her sensitive breasts. The man would love to hear how her uncontrolled voice would sound compared to Weiss' sonorous, near operatic orgasms and Yang's pain-fueled passionate screams.
The man thinks about how if he was to take Ruby's rose covered pajama bottoms and slowly pull them down while she wriggled with ecstasy, he would reveal a cute pair of panties. She wouldn't wear a thong like Yang, but he could picture a picturesque pink garment covered with several red roses covering her virgin sex. He thinks about how easily he could picture the deflowered jokes he could make should he get past her roses and enter her...
The man's attention from admiring Ruby's form and picturing her naked is split when he realizes his erection is starting to show under the blanket. He fidgets, trying to not let Ruby know that his manhood is exposed so that he won't have to get around explaining that he had just received oral sex from both her sister and her best friend, in addition to regular, very passionate, very screamy sex from the pair. His attention is divided further as Yang plops down beside you, helping cover the area around your waist. His attention is divided further still as he spies the blonde's thong haphazardly brushed under the bed across from him. He loses any semblance of attention on anything when he noticed his girlfriend looking at him, still annoyed at the joke he had made.
"I'm okay. I think. Just slipped, you know? Silly me," the man says, looking between the three present members of RWBY. Weiss still looks displeased, but her face was still bright red from her multiple orgasms. Yang glares at him from her seat, inches away. Ruby happily looks at him, unaware of anything that had just transpired and how dirty it all was.
"You ought to be more careful," Yang starts, annunciating her final word with hints of malice hidden to her sister. "I mean, how dim do you have to be trip on nothing?" Her voice was caught between trying to sound playful versus conveying genuine animosity.
"Pretty dim I guess," the man responds, not wanting to anger her further.
"So do you think you're okay to get up?" Ruby asked, reminding the room that the man don't belong there this late. He, Weiss, and Yang are also reminded that he isn't wearing anything below the waist and that this needs to be changed before he can actually leave.
Thinking fast, the man quickly pulls a hand to his hip, pretending to frantically search in what would be his pocket for something. Ruby looks at him questioningly with her cute silver eyes, as does Yang with her back-to-normal lilac eyes and Weiss with her beautiful blue. He responds by saying, "I don't think I have my wallet. I must have dropped it outside."
"Ruby, why don't we go look outside really quick?" Weiss said, smirking as she looked behind Yang at her boyfriend's crotch region under the covers, understanding his plan.
"Ok. Yang, you got him?"
"Yes, I do."
The man suddenly fears for his safety as Ruby and Weiss exit the dorm and step into the hall. He throws the covers off his lower body and quickly pulls his pants back up as Yang pushes her full weight into one arm on his chest. She looks straight into his eyes, staring directly into his soul, angrier than he'd ever seen her.
"Hear me: stay away from my sister. Understood?"
"Understood." The man understands that under no circumstance is he allowed to proposition Ruby Rose for another threesome, but he also understands that she looked really cute in her pajamas and that there was no way he could say no should she come onto him. He doesn't tell Yang this part.
"Now get up, fix your belt, and give your goddamn princess a goddamn kiss goodnight. She deserves everything now that she put up with 'forgiving' you." Yang's face changed from malice to a more caring look.
"It was a bad joke, and I'm sorry. Thank you for doing this for her."
"For her my ass, but you are both very welcome. And now I see why she puts up with you..." Yang says, smiling, her eyes gravitating downward.
"I'm nice, too. Sometimes. She likes it."
Yang's response is cut short by Weiss and Ruby re-entering the room.
"We didn't find anything, sorry..." Ruby looked disappointed that she wasn't able to help.
"Turns out I'm an idiot and it was totally in my other pocket, I'm the one who's sorry," the man responds, retrieving his wallet and watching the soft, adorable, goal-inspiring smile on Ruby's face come out. He thinks about how hard Yang's warning will be to adhere to, assuming that Weiss would be okay with anything related to her rosy friend in regards to sex.
"Sometimes with you..." says Weiss as she looks at her boyfriend with her adorable annoyed face. The face she makes when she's just the slightest bit put off is one of the things about her that the man absolutely loves. He's reminded how lucky he is to have such a perfect woman as his girlfriend, and how much she means to him.
"I'm still your idiot," the man says, watching Weiss' face turn to the side, reddening as she makes another face that he loves. He walks up to her, gently wraps his arms around her, and holds her tight in a goodnight hug. She reciprocates, returning the embrace and holding her face into his chest like she trusts him with everything.
The man kisses Weiss, and Weiss kisses back. He leaves RWBY's dorm happy after having had a threesome, receiving a heavy sucker punch, and knowing that his girlfriend is his, even after making that ill timed joke about her best friend. He will still talk to her about it later, but maybe after the lump on his head disappears.