Oh man. There's Edea right there. One shot and I can end this madness. Oh yeah, I can show off for Rinoa. She'll be all like "oh, my hero." Yeah, I'm cool. All I gotta do is pull the trigger.
Wait a minute. Edea, while she's evil, is a woman. I can't harm women. Well, I can't kill women at least. You know I wonder if that makes me abusive? What if they want- dammit Irvine focus!
Okay. The grates are shut and now I can take this… wait a minute. How can I do it? It's not right to kill somebody. Especially when I could just go to her place and "reason" with her. She's a sorceress. She must be electrifying in bed. And you know she's a tramp, look at that skimpy dress she's wearing.
Oh for crying out loud, Irvine! The whole world is depending on you to take this shot. And Rinoa's right there, too. And Quistis and Selphie are across the way looking at me. Oh yeah, I'll be the big hero. Maybe the girls will take turn rewarding me. Or maybe all at once. No! Irvine come on, what are you waiting for, just take the stupid shot.
Uh oh, Squall's looking at me. I better give him some bull story about how I can't handle the pressure. That'll buy time. Oh great now he's giving me a stupid pep-talk. Like I need advice from a guy who doesn't have the guts to try and jump any of the three hotties in his squad.
Okay, I better go ahead and take the shot. Just focus. Breath in deeply, and slowly pull the trigger. Bang! What the heck?! She deflected the bullet. Oh my, so dangerous. And yet so sexy. Beautiful but deadly.
Wait a minute, am I turned on by the idea of a dangerous woman? I always thought I was a top, but maybe this means I could be both. Or maybe I like the idea of a challenge. What? Oh yeah Squall, I know I did my best. You try firing a bullet at that pretty, but eerie face.
I wonder what Squall is. No wait, scratch that. It's not right for one dude to think about another dudes standpoints. Hmm, standing. That's interesting. Okay, just go fight the sorceress. Maybe she'll take you prisoner.
Man, I am messed up. It must be the pressure.