Im back from my who knows how long vacation from FF s now I give you all a extra long chapter of Olimar Days.
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'Today is going to be the best day ever.' A certain ugly sickly green redhead king of an all woman tribe thought to himself. Suddenly Ganondorf broke the fourth wall with a Warlock (coughFalconcough) Punch and then proceeded to inflict ungodly amounts of pain on this poor, stupid author of this fic.
After he tore off all the fingers the gigantic golden right hand he then force fed it to Link for no apparent reason. "Yep I still have it." The wizard said to himself , He walked to the main dinning room for his brunch because he slept through breakfast.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY GANONDORF!" Peach, Bowser,King DeDeDe and some random Koopas and Goombas yelled. But Ganon did not like being startled and blew up the Dinning Room along with everyone and thing in it except hom of course.
In a few rooms over you could hear Master Hand wail about how that costed him 50,000 Smash Coins. After about five seconds the dinning room and everybody and thing was some how revived. Ganon at that time noticed three things 1)The 100 birthday cakes with 100 candles on them,2)The sign that said 'Happy Birthday'and 3) the glares everybody was giving him. If looks could kill that day would broung demons from the depths of Hell and every body would get Rickrolled, Then a there would be huge party that every body was invited to filled with drinks and chips and then everybody would break out in carmell dancing untill everybody exploded. All the great wizard could do wass smile an sheepish smile and "Oopsie. My Bad."
But then he felt an emotion he never felt before extreme Anger! "HOW DARE YOU MORTALS TRY TO CELEBRATE MY BIRTHDAY!" He roared that every living thing stopped what they were doing, fell silent, caramell danced and than jumped on his pet rabid old lady but broke it to pieces because of his weight. So he pulled out his blade and an grenade launcher and went on a destructive rampaged that lasted- "OVER 9000!" Vegeta screamed and then proceeded to break his scouter that made Master Hand go on a rant about music,kids these days and spilled milk- years and that made even Giga Bowser and Arcues cry.
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Whew that was probaly the best chapter I made so far.
Also I do Not own anything cept Me and this fic everybod and thing is property of its respectful owners