Attack on Conversation!

by Katsuri-Is-A-Cat

My friends and I are acting like idiots by having stupid conversations with the AoT characters. Come one come all to watch idiots at their finest! Rated for later chapters.

3. Shadow Almost Did Something!

Shadow and Levi

"Levi!"

"What do you want, brat?"

"I'm trying to write AoT fan fiction but you made it hard."

"How could I have possibly done that?"

"Beacuuuuuse! You and the Survey Corps have like 20 names!"

"First, my name is Levi. Second, I didn't start all the other names for the Survey Corps."

"...oh"

"Might I ask what this story is about?"

"Uhhhhhh *cough LevixEren cough*"

"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!"

"..."

"WHAT IS THIS LEVI LOVES EREN THING?!"

"...god I'm screwed."

"YOU KNOW WHAT?! SCREW YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS, BRAT! I'M GOING TO COMPLAIN TO EREN!"

"I DID IT! I MADE LEVI ADMIT IT!"

"Fuck this! I'm going to clean!"

" I won the Hunger Games! I killed the titans! I don't fail at life anymore! WOOT! WOOT!"

Anael and Eren

"Why did you guys have to go and make Levi all upset?"

"Oh that? Heh heh."

"Do you know how hard it is to calm down a pissed Levi?"

"Heh ha ha."

"And what was with that stupid 'joke' your friend made?"

"BWA HA HAHA!"

"...I got in a lot of trouble."

"AH HAHAHA HAHA HA!"

"..."

"STOP! STOP! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!"

Rykin and Ymir

"Hello Ymir."

"What do you want?"

"My friend wanted me to ask this."

"Mhm."

"How do you make things work with Chri- uh Historia?"

"What do you mean?"

"Ugh this is hard!"

"Can't you just explain what your friend meant?

"Not really..."

"Then why are we still having this conversation?"

"Uhhh I don't really know."

"Mkay. Bye awkward girl!"

"Bye?"

XzX

Sorry, homework always sucks even if its short! And forever, I shall fail at life!