Disclaimer: I wish I owned SP...sigh...
It's All Fair In Love And War
Ch.3
Kyle awoke feeling dizzy. Stan leaned over nervously.
"Hey, guys, he's waking up. Dude, you OK?"
"Y-yeah. But my head hurts."
"That's because that dildo over their hit you." Explained Kenny. ("mmf hm mff fh hmmmff".)
Kyle sat up and saw Cartman standing a few paces away, avoiding eye contact. Rather than instigate, he turned back to his best friend.
"Where are we?"
"Butters' backyard." Stan replied. "In case you were hurt bad and we were really in trouble, we figured we could blame it on him."
"Ah, good plan."
"But now that you're OK, we can go home." He added, helping him up.
"Yeah," agreed the redhead, frowning at the back of Cartman's head.
So, yeah. I apologize for the shortness of the chapters. You really get the gist of the story in the next couple of chapters. I just can't get enough. CartmanxKyle! Everyone, forget Style and submit more Kyman! And Bip! And Creek! Oh, any boyxboy but Dip and Style are good for me. There's Style in your story, stupid...that's different! It's unrequited! Anyway, review now. Please. It'll get good, I swear!