This takes place the next day in Miranda's flat:
Stevie walks in trailing her suitcase behind her
Stevie: Miranda I'm back from the training course have you got kicked out of anywhere
Miranda: No but I have got some news
Stevie: OOOOOOH GOSSIP SPILL SPILL SPILL !1
Miranda: ok well….
Miranda was interrupted by Gary bursting through the door with the baby in his arms
Gary: I've taken her to Dr Gail he said she's around 9 months old and he did a DNA test I have the results!
Stevie: um Gary why do you have a baby?
Miranda: all in good time my pint sized friend, Gary give her to me and open that envelope he did as he was told… and promptly fainted.
Gary woke up to the sound of laughter coming from the other room he got up to investigate and the strangest sight met his eyes Miranda and Stevie were sat on the floor playing fruit friends with the baby Stevie looked up
Stevie: She's yours then
Gary: yep so I'd better get a name for her or she'll only answer to baby
Three hours later:
Gary: I got it
Stevie: for the last time you can't call the kid Nigella
Miranda: Stevie's right you know Gary and no you can't call her Michelle or any other chef related names
Gary: I wasn't going to suggest Nigella or Michelle how about Saoirse Ivy
Stevie: Gary you can't… hang on that's ok but how do you pronounce it again?
Gary: Sur-sha
Miranda: Perfect