Antics
by: karasu kyra
Naruto looked over at Sasuke and grinned.
"What is it, idiot?"
"Do you remember that one time when we fought that purple dragon --yeah, the one with the wings? It was so epic, especially upon our valiant steed named Sakura-00340008. Oh, I loved that robohorse! And you simply cannot forget your dress, Sasuke, oh, it was beautiful with the frills, and the lace, and the pepsi symbol that you wear constantly! Oh, Sasuke, I wish we could do it again!"
Sasuke stared for a moment, lifted an eyebrow and said, "That never happened, dumbass."
"Of course not!"
"And it's not a pepsi symbol, it's my family crest!"
"Sure it is. Sure it is, Sasuke. Whatever helps you sleep at night!"
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The next day...
Sasuke glanced over at Naruto, his own eyes meeting cobalt blue. He rolled his eyes and looked down at his paper. He added another sentence to his homework and stared for another minute. He looked up again to see the blonde still staring.
"What are you doing?"
In response, the other boy wiggled his eyebrows at the Uchiha.
The dark-haired boy sighed and turned back to his paper. Adding a few more sentences, he looked back, again, at the staring Naruto. "Do you have a problem?"
To this, Naruto stuck his tongue out and wiggled it.
Sasuke growled and stood abruptly. He walked out to the kitchen, glaring at the blonde, who followed him. He opened the fridge and pulled out a two-liter of soda. He carried it to the counter and reached up, getting a glass. As he put his wait back on his heel, he felt how close the other was to him. Just centimeters away.
He turned and pushed Naruto away from him and growled out. "What are you fucking doing, dumbass?"
Naruto grinned, stuck his tongue out and wiggled it along with his eyebrows.
"You know," the Uchiha decided to switch tactics, "some might think you're hitting on me."
Naruto raised his eyebrows twice.
"But you could never get me, could you, N-a-r-u-t-o?" Sasuke took a step closer to the blonde.
Naruto looked slightly panicked and looked to the side, then he grinned and shouted, "To the batcave, Robin!"
With those parting words, he ran away.
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The day after that...
Sasuke got his key to the apartment out and tried putting it in the lock. Frowning when it wouldn't work, he tried again. He finally gave up and knocked on the door. "Let me in, idiot! My key isn't working."
The door opened a crack and a blue eye stared out and Naruto whispered, "That's because I changed the lock."
"Why did you do that?"
"Because they're after me," the blonde once more whispered.
"Who?"
"What's the password!?" Naruto screamed.
"Ramen."
"Oh my God, you're one of them! You're one of THEM! I'm going to die! I'm going to die! I'm going to die! No you're not, Naruto, get it together! You're right, we can face him. We can do it!"
A pause.
"What's the password?"
"Let me in."
"Ding, ding, ding, we have a winner!"
The blonde opened the door and let Sasuke in.
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The day after that...
"We're going to eat, kay, Sasuke?"
"I'm not going anywhere."
"Of course not, we are!"
"Who?"
Naruto pointed to himself. "Us!"
"Uh-huh..."
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Sasuke walked out to the kitchen to see Naruto on the couch. "We're watching television, do you want to join us?"
"No."
"Well, we don't want you to anyway!"
0o0o0o0o0
A week of putting up with Naruto's antics later...
"Naruto, I can't take it anymore! What the fuck is going on with you?"
The blonde blinked owlishly and then smiled sheepishly. "The truth? Well, I like you. Like, like you, like you, and I was afraid you didn't like me, so I just...did stupid shit and well, yeah."
"How does that even make sense?"
"Dunno."
"Hn."
Silence ensued.
"So, do you maybe like me, too?"
Sasuke smirked at this. "Maybe."
"Oh."
"Idiot."
"What?"
"Just kiss me."
And so he did.
AN: This exists because DemonFox897's profile made me laugh like no other. Like, you have no idea. So, DemonFox897, for the win! Anyway, this is my first attempt at funny. Was it funny? Maybe? At least a little incy-bit?