AN: More insanity! I'm pretty sure I'm getting a bad rep on base for this, but I don't care! Enjoy!
Never cover a 'bot in raw egg.
(Especially Sunstreaker)
(He deserved it, though)
(I'm evil when I'm pissed)
Never mention that the Autobot insignia looks like a 'kissy' Darth Vader when upside down.
(But it does!)
Never attempt to explain Crazy Frog
(Poor Prowl)
Never sing the bumblebee song to Bee.
(Both songs - Baby Bumblebee or Sweet little bumblebee)
(The second one got a cute reaction)
(The first just scared him)
Never sing P!nk's son 'Don't Let Me Get Me'.
(Ratch gave me a mentality (AKA How-insane-are-you-really?) test)
(I passed)
(Which I found amazing)
Never load Ironhide's cannons with Oscar Myer bologna when he's recharging.
(Soooooo gross)
(And he was PISSED!)
Never explain impossible things to Prowl.
(It was just Spongebob!)
Never paint Ironhide neon pink.
(Poor, poor Chevy twins)
Never call a femme weak just because she's a femme.
(I'LL get pissed at you)
(And so will the femme)
(And all other females on base)
(And your ass will be helpless)
Never ask Prowl if he's stiff from the flagpole up his aft.
(He glitched again)
(He defiantly hates me, now)
Never hint that Sunny really doesn't need to compensate so hard.
(Amazingly, he's a little nicer, now)
(I'm not sure how to take that…)
Never hint that Sunny is a femme around other femmes.
(They told me he wasn't)
(I know, girls, I just like giving him hell)
Never ask Sides if he stole the other half of the processing unit from Sunny.
(This would explain a lot)
(The Lambros tell me they'd hate me if they didn't love me so much)
(Funny, that's what most people say)
Never put poppers/firecrackers under red Alert's feet.
(It was an accident!)
(Poor Red)
Never let Wheeljack near the coffee supplies.
(Apparently, powdered creamer in large quantities is explosive near flames)
(Wish we'd known that sooner…)
Never try explaining manga/anime/cartoons/comics/fantasy stories.
(Especially to Prowl)
(Ratch really needs to do something about that glitch)
Never assume that because Prowl is black, white, and emo-ish, he's the reincarnation of Phantom of the Opera.
(He will glitch)
(Click, click, click… BOOM!)
(That's becoming too common around here)
Never claim that Jazz is Raoul and they should fight each over one of the femmes.
(Jazz still ain't speaking to me)
Never let Wheeljack and/or the Lambros watch Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.
(For obvious reasons, he tried to build the Infinite Improbability Drive)
(The twins only encouraged him)
(No matter how great it sounds, NO!)
Never dare either set of twins to a prank war on Galloway.
(Hell, all five of us got in on this)
(Galloway did not appreciate his already lost sleep)
(As if we cared)
Never talk about the 2012 movie/rumor around Red Alert.
(For many reasons)
(Ratchet and Optimus don't need the added stress)
(Nor does anyone else)
Never let Sunny and Sides watch Disney Channel.
(Ever)
Never let the Autobots watch Cats.
(It scared them)
(Prowl - you guessed it - glitched again)
(The Dinobots thought the actors were cute)
Never yell random crap for no reason.
(I fell asleep at a meeting and Will nudged me)
( I sat up and screamed: THE FLYING BANANAS ARE GONNA RAPE ME!!!!!!)
(Then I fell back asleep)
(I'm still getting weird looks)
(Damn sugar-induced insanity)
Never convince Hound or Ironhide to take you mudding.
(That was so much fun!)
(Mirage and Sunny mocked us for being dirty)
(We threw mud at them)
(I've never been more thankful for Ironhide's cannons)
Never state random facts all day.
(This got annoying)
(Quickly)
(Bananas are 75% water!)
I'm so evil to the bots. Review Plz! Suggestions always welcome!