Author's Notes: Just a quick head's up, everyone! This is just a collection of one-shots/short stories, so none of the stories relate with one another! I may write a sequel to one if I feel inspired to do so, but other than that, they stand alone. Hope you enjoy the chapter :D
It's a Trap!
Punk Hazard was becoming one hell of an island to be on. For some unexplained reason, five supernova captains and their respective crews arrived on the deserted island at different times and spots. One of these captains happened to be the notorious Captain Eustass Kid. The three captains that had caused all sorts of madness and mayhem at a Sabaody auction house were now reunited on this forbidden island. But as fate had it, the three captains were busy with their own types of mischief. They were not butting heads for the time being.
As the Kid crew fought with the strange beasts of the half frozen island, they seem to notice that some of the Straw Hat crewmembers were separated from their idiot captain. As they started a fire to roast the creatures they had just slaughtered, Killer pointed out the lost crewmember approaching their group. It appeared to be the Straw Hat's orange haired navigator and she seemed to be struggling in the snowy climate.
After finally making contact, Kid could not see how this woman could be any threat to them and allowed her to huddle around their freshly made fire. Nami tried her best to warm up, however she was still having issues with the snow falling on her naked skin. And she was not shy about sharing her complaints to the rival crew. Kid was having enough of this woman's whining voice.
"Shut up, Straw Hat woman," ordered the spiky-haired captain, giving her a warning glare.
No one told this feisty, strong-willed navigator to shut up, especially when she was suffering the most in the freezing weather. With hands on her hips, she walked up to Kid to give him a piece of her mind.
"Listen asshole, I'm slowly turning into a human icicle! I have a right to complain, so don't tell me to shut up!"
Getting a better look at the woman, Kid understood her dilemma. All she wore was a little bikini top and a tight pair of jeans. It was a miracle her skin wasn't blue from the frostbiting weather.
"Well it's your own damn fault. You shouldn't be wearing such revealing clothing in this weather."
Nami played her long shiny locks, giving Kid a teasing smile and wink.
"Oh, you don't like my outfit?"
The red-haired captain was caught completely off guard by the question. He couldn't believe this woman had the gall to shamelessly flirt with him. Kid gave her another good look over and had to admit this woman had one hell of a body. Giving her a devilish smirk, he could think of a thing or two to get her warmed up real quick.
"No, I like it very—"
*WHACK*
Before Kid was even given the chance to finish his line, Trafalgar Law had appeared before him and smacked him across the face with his large katana. Kid's face was completely red and swollen from the attack. He got up to see Nami and Law giving each other a solid nod and high five.
"Oh, I see what you did there," said Kid.
"It's a trap," announced Killer.
Law was helping Nami with her coat as Kid prepared to attack them. Before he could even land a hit, they had teleported miles away from the sight. As they casually walked away from the Kid crew's direction they could hear the notorious "Captain" howling in anger.
Law could not wipe the grin of satisfaction off his face. The doctor turned to look at Nami, who was busy counting the wad of beli in her hands.
"Let's do Apoo next."
Nami looked up, giving the Surgeon of Death a suggestive side-glance.
"It's going to cost you another 10,000 beli."
Law gave her a nod, letting out a sly chuckle.
Yep, Punk Hazard was one hell of an island to be on with these two scheming together. Pirate or Marine, both parties had no idea what kind of trouble they were up against.
What a pair, huh? XD Let's see what other kinds of mischief they come up with. I couldn't help myself, I loved the whole "It's trap" scene in the manga, I had to it with Law in the mix. And I apologize to any Kid/Nami shippers out there if they felt betrayed. I am not trying to bash Kid/Nami at all, I love Kid/Nami! But I figured I wouldn't abuse Law in this one-shot…which means I will probably do so in the next one ;x sorry, I can't help myself! It too much fun ;3
Oh my goodness! I am overwhelmed by all the comments, favs, and story alerts! Thank you soooooooo much you guys! You are all making me blush ^^ Wow…thanks for all the words of encouragement! It means a lot and it really gets me excited about sharing my funny ideas involving this pairing. I'm glad you are just as entertained by Law/Nami as I am :D
ComfortDuckAshes: Thank you! I'm glad you get my sense of sick cuteness! The darker it is, the cuter it becomes ;)
Ace Clover: I think Law was not in the right state of mind when wrote that letter :x he wasn't sleeping much collecting those hearts. I guess "You will be mine" sounded much more threatening in his head lol! Thanks for the excellent question! Every chapter is a one-shot/short story, so unfortunately none of the stories will relate with one another. They stand alone, unless I get the itch to write a sequel or something. Thanks for asking, I wasn't sure if I was making that point clear, I'll be sure to do so in the future! Thanks again!
Eitan: Haha, that was a fun part to write! Yeah, Law better stay sharp in front of his crew, they'll get him good if ever goofs up. I'm glad you enjoyed how I mirrored Nami and Law's reactions XD ahhh, those two are meant for each other ;)
HeartOfNewcastle: Awwww thanks :3 yes, cute and stupid…just how Nami likes 'em lol.
So Beyond Crazy: You make me blush =^^= thank you so much! I'm so happy you're enjoying my fic! It means a lot from my favorite Law/Nami author *o*
Phantom: Omg! Thanks for the long inspiring comment :D I'm so flattered you are getting pumped for this arc because of my short stories as well. This arc is just..omg! I feel like there is no word to describe it…hopefully Oda can make one up for us lol. Yes, Robin is adorably twisted and Penguin and Shachi are a dynamic duo. They know how to finish each other's sentences XD
SilkyBlood: Thank you ;3 I am so entranced by your screen name…silkyblood. Hmmm, sounds nice XD
LaraLuvKakashi: Ha! I'm glad you caught that cuz that's the vibe I was trying to set, I wanted to make Law look like some creepy admirer…when he was really trying to do the opposite. One day Law will scare her to death! Don't give up hope, Surgeon of Death XD Thanks for the entertaining comment!
Mandarina: Thank you! Yes, I believe there's more human to Law than is currently being shown in the manga. I feel like Oda will expose so much of his character in this arc and I cannot wait. As much as I like "cool/badass" Law, I would like a "human" Law just as much. Makes him more fun ;) I know you like Kid/Nami, so I hope you didn't get heartbroken by this story. They did have their moment…kinda ;x
Hachibukai: Omg thanks :D I'm glad you enjoyed this chapter so much. Sleep deprived Law should not be writing his own threatening letters, he is doomed to fail XD I agree, it does not take away from his hotness. Law will always be a sexy sexy doctorman.
Voodoodiamond: Yes, there's a small dent on the submarine where Law was bashing his head on over and over XD Thank you! More you shall have!
Law3nami4evea: oh my goodness, if I don't make more you'll die o_O what's a matter, are you sick? Wait, let me go get the doctor!
Trishia: I agree, it's very dark and creepy…but they call him a crazy doctor for a reason lol. Yes, Bepo will star in a chapter very soon :D keep your eyes peeled! Thanks for the comment :D
MeanderCat: Haha, you know Law should really consider getting himself a secretary after this fiasco XD Oh yes, I love writing Sanji and Zoro fights, they are soooooooo freaking hilarious together! Thanks so much :D
SayukiChoco: Omg Thanks :3 Yes, I do enjoy abusing Law. He's perfect for the butt of all my jokes. I'm so happy you think I'm doing a good job keeping everyone in character! I'm doing my very best! Yes, Law is a hard one cuz he still is a mystery! Please write a Law/Nami story, I would love to read it :D There needs to be more fics about these two!
Hope you are all surviving the break (I'm barely making it! SOS ODA!) I'll try updating the next one-shot soon. Thank you everyone for the comments, favs, and alerts! Please review when you get the chance, would love to hear your feedback :D