Jak woke up with the extreme need to pee.
Quickly, he threw off the blanket and jumped out of his bed. He ran over to the bathroom door in his room and tried to turn the knob to no avail.
He then looked at the small clock at the bedside table. It was five in the morning. Who the hell kept the bathroom at five in the morning!
Hearing the humming from the room, it'd have to be Keira.
Damn it! Ever since Sig came to help, Jak moved to Keira's room to give him space. It was then he found out that Kira had a bad habit of taking the longest baths while locking the door.
He groaned angrily and stomped out of the room and to the downstairs bathroom. He finally. was able to relieve himself.
He stepped back out of the bathroom and turned around to the kitchen. The light was on.
Curious, he walked into the kitchen and found that a certain person's butt was hanging out of the fridge. This person was rummaging through everything as if to get something in the back.
Tamantha appeared from behind the door with a cut pickle in her mouth. She shut the door and he saw that she had a small tub of chocolate icing in her hand.
He couldn't hold it back. He just had to laugh.
The outburst cased Tamantha to flinch and drop the small tub of icing and bite down on the pickle. She nearly fell too, barely catching herself on the island counter.
"Holy hell!"
Jak continued to chuckle and stepped over to help her to her feet.
"What are you eating?"
Tamantha immediately pushed away from him and tried to bend over to pick up the tub. "It's a craving! Plus its normal!"
"Whatever you say."
She finally got the tub and used the island to help herself stand upright. He was surprised. Her belly was so big that she probably couldn't even see her feet.
"What the hell are you doing up anyway?" She sounded annoyed at being caught in the act of eating the weirdest thing in the world.
"Bathroom. Keira was taking ours up."
Tamantha only humphed and returned to the fridge to fish out the pickle jar. She then pointed at Jak with a threatening finger.
"You tell anybody about this, and i'll make sure that you wake up in a vary uncomfortable place. Remember, I know where you sleep!"
With that put out, turned and goed herself up the stairs. Jak hung back until he heard her take that last step and then followed behind. Didn't know when she may fall, especially with a pickle and icing in hand.
Maybe he should tell Daxter.
Jak stepped back into his room to find a vary clean and vary naked Keira on the bed. The towel she used barely covered her chest.
He'd tell Dax in an hour.
God, i'm posting two shorts in one week! Thats big.
The idea I got from this is one: i'm kinda craving pickles. Two: I once heard that pregnant women crave chocolate covered pickles. Weird right? Anyhow, tell me what you thought. And, what's the weirdest craving you ever had?