(Part3 of Russia's Valentine's Day adventures! When we last left off, Russia had just arrived at Veneziano and Romano's house!)
[FELICIANO leaves IVAN and goes down stairs. LOVINO is sat in the sitting room, muttering angrily to himself]
FELICIANO: Come on Lovi! It's only for one day!
LOVINO: But what if she comes here, idiot?
FELICIANO: Lud told me what to do if that happens.
LOVINO: And why should I believe the potato head?
FELICIANO: Because we're not doing this for ourselves. We're doing this for Ivan!
[LOVINO continues muttering to himself as FELICINO'S phone goes off. He answers it]
FELICIANO: Ciao[Hello]? This is Feliciano Vargas! Who's speaking?
YEKATERINA: Hello? Feliciano? This Yekaterina! I'm Ivan's older sister!
FELICIANO: Yekaterina? What's wrong?
YEKATERINA: Is my brother OK?
FEICIANO: Yes, he's here with us. He's in his room right now.
YEKATERINA: Thank you. I'm not allowed to see him myself. If you could give me an update in a couple of hours that'd be great?
FELICIANO: Of course. We'll make sure he isn't hurt.
YEKATERINA: Спасибі[Thank you].
[She hangs up. LOVINO stops muttering]
LOVINO: Who was it?
FELICIANO: Ivan's sorella[Sister]. She wanted to see how he was doing.
LOVINO: The one we're hiding him from the other one?
FELICIANO: The other one. Natalya doesn't have my phone number.
LOVINO: Whatever.
[LOVINO gets up and heads for the kitchen. Meanwhile, WANG YAO opens the door to see NATALYA standing there.]
WANG YAO: Ah, 您好[Hello] Natalya. I'd say this is a nice surprise, but I'd be lying about both.
NATALYA: I don't have time for formalities Wang Yao. Where's брат[Brother]?
WANG YAO: Ivan? Not sure. I think he might be with Tolys?
NATALYA: Be sure.
(Belarus is really pretty but really scary! Hopefully she doesn't beat the crap out of everyone! See you in part 4!)
