YO PEOPLE! How's it going? Okay, sorry for updating so late. I am trying to kill manse…Xemnas in KH 2 and is SO EFFING HARD! I am even wearing my KH 2 tee and my oathkeeper and Oblivion necklace! WTF! Okay. So now we move to… Jack the Ripper… or half which is… Grell… yeah.

I. Tell him Sebastian is taken.

II. Don't tell him who.

III. Cut off all of his hair and dye it green (wtf?)

IV. Tell Will that he needs to take away his death Scythe… again… (tell him to replace them with crayons so he can color the enemy to DEATH!)

V. Delete all of the pictures Grell took in season 2.

VI. Smash his death scythe when he doesn't have it.

VII. Leave the evidence in Ronald's room.

VIII. Make Sebastian "play dead" in front of Grell.

IX. Call him "Ginger."

X. "Accidentally" set his hair on fire and when he asks you why did you do that, tell him "I thought red was the color of 'fiery' passion and he was flaming."

XI. Pretend to be him and do the weird-ass hand sign he does when he said "Death" or "Desu".

XII. Tell him that Sebastian needs to talk with him in private.

XIII. Watch Sebastian get confused, angry, and possibly punch Grell in the face.

XIV. Cut the chains in his glasses.

XV. Break his glasses.

XVI. Make a list of the best Reaper and put him at the end.

XVII. Summon Edward to 'almost' kill Grell, but when he can't get up, walk up to him and say "Dude. You just got beat by a shorty" (then listen to Edward yell out short rants).

XVIII. Destroy Grell's "hunk tracker."

IXX. (Thank Axel for this one) sing 'hips don't lie' every time you see Grell.

XX. Show Grell the 'corset scene' and stop before the corset is shown.

XXI. Laugh uncontrollably while Grell has a fit over Sebastian on why he should be with him instead of that 'brat'.

XXII. Take away all of Grell's makeup and accessories.

XXIII. Shave off his hair and make him wear the brown wig (because he hated the fact that he couldn't show Sebastian his true colors).

XXIV. Ask him if he either likes Yuri or Yaoi (because he is gay AND a guy so…).

XXV. Make him eat the hottest pepper in the world, but tell him that it is a 'Sebastian love potion'.

XXVI. Replace all of his red objects with blue/white ones.

XXVII. Burn his coat and tell him that 'Sebastian hates the color red' and see how he reacts.

XXVIII. Tell him that Sebastian has fallen in love.

IXX. Don't tell him who.

XXX. Replace his scythe(s) with Ciel plushies and watch what he does to the. ;)

So that chapter is done now (took a while). I did have my friend halp me... we came up with WeIrD stuff... anywayzzzz... idk what else to put here. I want... umm... 25 reviews. Then I will post the other half of Jack the Ripper. So... ONTO chattin with the character time!

Grell: Sebby!

Sebastian: What?

Alex: *nosebleed from seeing Sebastian in real life*

Me: lolzzz

Grell: Guess what I did to ur computer today?

Sebastian: if you touched anything in my cat folder I will stab you in ur stupid, gay, homo, fag face!

Grell: I just wanted to say that I added sweet and sexy picts to ur folders.

Alex: *Trying to cover nosebleed.

Grell: OOHH~~~ BLOOD!

Ciel: Sebastian, go get a napkin for lady Alex.

Me: ...my mouth is bleeding Sebastian. Can you fix it?

Alex : *Hits zeke899 (she really did just hit me. lol)