21. Don't fox whistle to any of the female countries.
France thought it'd be a great way to teach his friends how to hit it with the ladies, so he tried whistling to them…
Belgium: "Are you asking me to get Netherlands, I'm too tried to kick your butt."
Switzerland: "HOW DARE YOU WHISTLE TO LIECHTENSTEIN, YOU PERVERT!" The Bad Touch trio had to run immensely fast while he shot their butts.
Belarus: "I will break your fingers unless you become Russia's man slave."
Hungary: "I have better things to do then to hit you with my frying pan—oh, wait, I don't!" She did what she said: hit France (and Prussia because fruk it) in the face.
Wy: She just silently judge them.
Ukraine: "I-I'm flattered…but I don't think my siblings like you…"
Taiwan: "What are you doing with your life? Is it that pointless?"
Vietnam: She also silently judge them.
22. Don't give Sealand the power to have as many bombs as he want.
Everything went…boom.
23. Don't make today National Kissing day.
France, Spain, Prussia and Poland were banned from entering the conference. In fact, Germany banned National Kissing Day and made it a day off so he didn't have to deal with everyone's complaining.
24. Don't compare everyone as X-men.
"Dude, I'm the hero so I should be in the X-men!"
"If you were an X-man, you'd be hated—oh wait, you still are." Britain remarked coldly.
25. Or Avengers.
"I'M HULK!" declared America
"I guess I'll be that Nick Fury cause I'm so AWESOME!" Prussia decided awesomely.
"Bitch, please, I make a great Black Widow with my frying pan!" Hungary concluded, her frying pan in one hand.
26. Don't give Wy, Sealand and Ladonia and Seborga alcohol.
"Y-you know…" Sealand said. "I think we should date!"
"Who…?"
"I wanna date…" he moved his arms aimlessly around. "Everyone. I like all of you to kiss me!"
"Sealand, go home, you're drunk…"
27. Don't tell the Asian countries they're getting free hats.
China was confused as to why his house was filled with piles of hats, and was also confused why Japan was running away from South Korea.
"BUT I WANNA BE YOUR HORSE!"
"IYAAAA!"
28. Don't mix everyone up with Attack on Titian.
Death ensued, but Japan and the other Asian countries had to save their asses.
29. Or Harry Potter.
Hungary turned Prussia into a toad, France made charms for everyone to fall in love with him, and Poland made a new spell to become more FAB! America got to eat endless burgers, Japan was able to travel different AUs and animes.
30. Or Free Iwatobi Swim Team…
Hungary was fruking fan girl squealing with France and Japan as they watched all the men flex themselves and look like they're going to slap one another's butts but not.