OK, so you've seen Penny and Corny's favorite cherry items, now it's time for Edna to shine. I need ideas for Wilbur, Link, Tracy, Amber, Seaweed, Maybelle, and any other characters, so please tell me if you have one! I've got one for Velma already:) Please enjoy!
Edna sighed. Velma had "kindly" asked her to bake some pies for her annual mid-summer party. Well, maybe she forced Edna to. Edna thought about slipping poison into one of Velma's pies, starting a food fight, and making sure that pie got into Velma's tight-looking, bright red mouth. But then she reconsidered.
Edna didn't know what kind of pies to bake. Then she thought of making a cherry, blueberry, and cheese pie. Her mother had given her recipes, so she knew she could make very good pies. Velma would be pleased. Not like Edna cared.
At exactly noon, the pies were ready. Edna, of course, didn't know this, because she was on the phone with an angry Velma Von Tussle.
"I absolutely HATE cheese pies, and blueberries are not good for my figure!" Velma shouted into the phone.
"Sorry Velma. I'll get rid of them right away, Your Highness."
"That's better. And I like 'Your Highness'. Continue calling me that."
"Wait a second – how did you get my telephone number?"
The phone line went dead. Edna slapped the phone onto the table, again thought of putting poison into her finished pies, and strolled into the kitchen. Smoke filled the room as she entered. She ran to the stove, and pulled out her burnt pies. Every pie was burnt, except for the cherry ones.
"Well, Velma didn't say anything about cherry pies," Edna said to herself. She put them by the door, called Velma, and waited.
At five o'clock, an hour after Edna called, Velma rang the doorbell.
"What did you want?" she demanded.
"Your pies are ready."
"Let me see them."
"You want to see them? Okay."
Edna turned around, grabbed a pie, and slapped it into Velma's face.
"There you go, 'Your Highness'," Edna laughed.
Velma wiped pie from her eyes and mouth, glaring at Edna.
"You. Shall. DIE!" Velma screamed. She turned around and slammed the door. Edna put her ear to the door, listening closely.
"Mrs. Von Tussle, looking stunning today!" a man laughed.
"I must say, I love you in pie, Velma."
Edna smiled happily to herself. She definitely knew her favorite pie flavor now.
