Thanks to all who reviewed! You guys seem to love us!!! do you feel the love tonight?You all think I m hilarious!!! this isn's really Tyson torture, but Hilary torture, just as good, right? Right!
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Kai is checking out lingerie and Ray is filming his back. Quiet murmuring can be heard from Kai.
"Hilary, I found him! I think that red one would look good on you, Kai." Ray jokes.
" Fuck you, dickhead. I think my fist would look good in your face." defends Kai.
" Red what? Can I take off the blind fold, now? And I don't think a leash is necessary." Hilary says moving her arms in random directions.
" Yes it is. Now, stay here and don't move. Ray attaches the leash to a rack. Ray and Kai walk off to a different section.
"Hey, why is the name Hilroy on the leash?" asks Hilary.
" Kai you stupid...hey, you're peeking!" Ray turns toward her.
"Um, no I'm not (puts down blind fold) And are we in some kind of sex shop?"
" Okay, NOW you're peeking!"
" Forget her, Ray. We have a mission to accomplish."
" Right. Speak to me."
" Hello everyone. Ray and I are on location at, like Hilary revealed before, a sex shop. Tyson's granddog asked us to pick up few items at the grocery store. We got lost and ended up here to, um, ask for directions."
Ray turns and zooms outside to reveal a grocery store across the street. "Kai, I found it."
"Okay, you found me, you found the store, it's time to retire, Sherlock."
" Tell them about our new toys."
" Oh yeah. We got miniature cameras that match our hair color from a catalog. We will be using them on missions that are top secret, like this one. Ray is wearing his black one. They even take pictures. They were pretty cheap."
"Dude, they were $3000 each!"
" Your point?" Kai gives a confused look.
" Never mind. You're so fucking rich it doesn't even matter anymore."
"It never did. When we have to zoom in or out he pretends to scratch his head. Today's goal is to get Hilary in the lingerie, freeze the picture on computer and send it to the following: Tyson, Mr.Dickinson, a few magazine editors and a newspaper. And our pleasure and amusement will come from seeing her in humiliation. Let's get to it. KaiRayRayKai Production number 79 is underway."
They go back to Hilary and remove the blind fold, always making sure that Ray gets everything.
" I was right. You losers and men alike don't know how to take directions."
" She called us men!!" Kai and Ray exclaim at the same time.
" I also called you losers."
"That...doesn't matter." Ray says slowly.
" Just try on the fucking lingerie!" orders Kai.
" Hell, no! Is that why we're here? Wait, where's your camera?" she looks at Kai and Ray and then around the shop.
" No, it's not why we're here." says Ray, laughing a little on the inside,
"We don't have a camera. We're too stupid to afford one. (Ray scratches head) We never have cameras with us, ever, ever, ever! Ever, ever, ever, ever!" Kai goes on about not having a camera.
"We just heard of a beauty contest and they need a picture and we brought you here since you're so pretty and we want to enter cuz we think you stand a chance and believe yu'll make us proud!" Ray lies.
"Really?"
"Really really." Kai plays along.
"You bullshitters!!"
"Fine. The truth is that we already sent in a picture of you and you were chosen and they wanna see you in different outfits, starting with this one. We wanted it to be a surprise." fake, forced out tear rolls down Ray's cheek.
"You guys are lying,but okay, just in case.
Kai gives an grin toward camera.
"Why are you grinning at Ray?" asks Hilary.
"Um, I'm not. There's a really hot chick there. Fuck, she just left."
"Whatever. I'm gonna go choose one, now."
"Sure, go ahead. We can help you if you want, since we kinda know what the contest is looking for." Ray suggests.
"I guess it would be helpful."
After spending half an hour trying to choose...
"Hello! It's a pink see-through net, you pervs!"
"Not my fault. They like bright colors and something that shows a daring attitude. This is perfect." laughing insanely on the inside, Kai makes up his story.
"Forget it! I am NOT a porn star!"
"Yet, you don't seem to mind stripping for Tyson." says Ray innocently.
"What the fuck is that supposed to mean!?"
"We have proof of it!(whips out picture) Ha!" Ray holds the pic to Hilary's face.
"gasp)(in very angry voice) You went to the zoo WITHOUT ME?!"
"Huh? (turns picture around. Tyson is seen looking very scared in elephant den with Kai and Ray laughing and pointing at Tyson from outside the elephant den) Wait, wrong picture. (flips through many pictures) Aha! This one." Ray knows for sure he has the right picture, and waits for her expression.
"(gasp) How did you get that?"
"Let's just say we had help from a little birdie." Kai tries to sound mysterious.
"Dranzer?" she guesses.
"Kenny." he corrects her.
"Oh yeah, I remember he broke his arm that day." she giggles at the memory.
" Yeah-huh! Anyway, we are willing to make a deal." Ray says full of pride.
"Oh, no. Another crazy deal." she braced herself.
"Fuck you. We won't tell anyone about this won't show it to anybody, even rip it, if you just try that on, even if you don't send it to the contest." was Ray's offer.
" Grrrrr. Fine"(shake hands with both boys)
While walking toward changing rooms.
"Ray?"
"Yeah?"
"I feel like I'm forgetting something. Like my day isn't complete."
"Weird."
"And my fingers keep forming at fist and it keeps twitching."
"Hmm..."
"I'll be in here, guys." she says disappearing behind a corner.
"Kay. Crap, it's bothering me!"
"Calm down."
"Oh my God!!" she screams.
They rush to see what's wrong to reveal...
"Aha! That's what's wrong! I didn't punch Max, yet!"
"Is that Miriam?" questions Ray.
"Fuck, I came here to get away from you psychos!" Max almost shouts.
Max is in boxers and Miriam is in lingerie pushed up against a wall by Max.
"Now, Maxy, you die!!!"
"Aahhh! Noo!"gets punched by Kai.
"I...I feel better, now. I feel fulfilled and eternally...eternally fucking corny."
"Yeah, I thought so, too." agrees Ray.
"Oh, my aching face. You'd think I'd be used to it by now."
"Oh, Maxy. Don't worry. You'll be fine. I'll still fuck you." Miriam says, trying to comfort Max.
"What!?" Kai, Ray and Hilary say together.
"Um...I meant...I'm outta here." she throws coat over herself and takes off.
"No, wait. I was so close!" crys Max.
"My number is in your boxers!"(leaves)
"(checks) Hm...so it is."
"Did she just steal that lingerie or am I the only one that noticed that she ran off with it?" asks Ray, not really wanting to know what the answer would be.
"Nah, it's hers." explains Max.
"Duuuude. Leave before I punch you, again."
"Eek!"runs out fast.
"Now, you can try on your lovely dress."
"Fuck you, Kai. I don't even wanna put it on, anymore."
"Remember what's at stake. So put on the fucking net!" Kai points to the changing rooms.
Hilary sighs, puts on the lingerie and comes out"Are you pervs happy, now?!"
Kai giggles. "Sure. Ray, now!"
Ray takes picture with new and improved camera "Run!"
"Oh my fucking God! I hate you guys!"
"Isn't Hilary HIL-A-RY-ous?" puns Ray.
"That was so cliche, not to mention gay."
"Yeah, I know. Oh no, Grandpa's stuff!"
Three days later...
A quite furious Mr.Dickinson interupts the Bladebreakers' practice.
"Hilary! What is the meaning of this!?" he screams as he shows her the pic.
"No way! You got that? Kai, Ray how could you?"
"Lemme see! Hey, I got this, too. I thought I was the only one. What did you send it to Mr.D for? That's kinda gross." says Tyson.
"It wasn't me! It was your no good captain and half-human! Look they're filming right now!"
Ray stops licking hand"Hey! Kai's trying his best!"
"Worry about yourself, Ray." Kai says noticing Ray's extra-feline behavior.
"Hil, they film everything within their camera's zoom in and out range." Tyson tries to reason with her.
"Can I get an answer before tomorrow?" Mr. D asks impatiently.
Just then, a group of reporters and journalists and even a cameraman with a news anchor run toward Hilary asking questions and holding up the picture that Ray took and even taking some of their own.
"Raaaaaaay! Kaaaaaaai! I'm gonna kill you!"
"Well, our goal has been accomplished..." starts Kai.
"That was your goal!?!" she screams.
"Hahaha (sigh) yeah. Till next time. I'm your favorite commi from Russia."
Ray to camera"And I'm our favorite commi from China."back to Kai.
Kai makes peace/victory sign "Peace out!"