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Chapter 3:

"Dudes! We got food!" That's Mikey, the Orange-Wonder, as I call him.

"Awesome! What's for dinner tonight?" Don, the Purple-Brains.

"I hope it's not Thai. We all know what happened the last time Mikey ate that spicy chicken." Raph, the 'Tough'-Red.

"Heheh. And the time before that." Leo, the Leading-Blue. They're all turtles.

I laughed. "And the time before THAT." I laughed again and slid down the staircase metal railing, my tail cushioning me as I did. Hello, my name is Ashley, and yes, I did say tail. Some years ago, or maybe it was a couple, I can't remember... anyway... The four boys and I got changed into mutated animals who just so happened to be able to kick back-guy-butt. The brothers got changed into a turtle, and me... well... I become a black-footed ferret. CALL ME A WEASEL AND I'LL BITE YOUR LEGS OFF!! (quote taken from the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. A very good movie. I suggest seeing it...)

As my two back paws touched the ground, I walked towards Mikey and the others. "Where's the food? I'm STARVING!"I exageratted. I faked a faint and rolled over the back of the couch, but landed normally.

Don and Leo laughed. "You're always 'starving',"Don said, putting air-quotes around starving.

I stuck out my tongue. "Am not,"I said childishly.

Leo rolled his eyes and crossed his muscular arms that each of the Turtles had. I myself had muscles that were hidden beneath my fur. "You are too. You're motto is practically 'I'm so hungry, I could eat a cow!'"he stated.

Raph smirked, crossing his own arms. "No, that's Mikey's,"he protested. Mikey scowled, but couldn't hide a smile.

I shook my head and laughed. "Whatever!"I exclaimed. "Where's the food?"

"H-Here..."came a scared voice behind us.

We all turned to see a girl and a boy standing in the doorway, shaking. "We are never riding with you again, Mikey,"the girl, April stuttered out.

"That's worse than April's driving,"the boy, Casey, stated.

Mikey laughed. "Aw... It wasn't that bad!"he exclaimed sheepishly.

I rolled my eyes and patted my paw on his shoulder. He looked at me curiously. "Trust me... Your driving is horrible. You've never felt it,"I stated.

Mikey hesitated. "Hey!"he finally exclaimed. We all laughed. April, still laughing, brought the food to the kitchen, which, I must say, looks like it needs rats to be living in it. No offence to Master Splinter, of course.

"Today we've got..."April set the food down. "Thai!"

We all groaned with the exception of Mikey, April, and Casey. We all began digging in random areas in the kitchen as Splinter came in.

"What are you doing?"he asked us.

I held out a clothes pin to him. "We're eating Thai food again tonight,"I said plainly. Splinter nodded and greatfully took the clothes pin.

"What's so bad about Thai food?"Casey asked, already eating.

Leo held out two clothes pins to Casey and April. "You've never eaten it with Mikey,"he stated. Casey and April looked at eachother before taking the clothes pins.

"Awwww. Come on guys!"Mikey exclaimed. I laughed and got myself some food, as did everyone else.

We began to talk when Don spotted Mikey begin to put a piece of spicy chicken in his mouth. "No!"he shouted. Mikey swallowed and his face started bulging, looking like he was holding back something big.

"DUCK AND COVER!"Leo exclaimed. We did, with the exception of Casey and April. We plugged our noses with the clothes pins and waited.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHH!

We waited a moment then peeped out from under the table. Some of the food had blown off the table, some hitting April and Casey in the face. Mikey was sitting there, a smile on his face. "Calabunga, dude..."he mumbled.

We all laughed, with the exception of April and Casey, who were quite disgusted, and Splinter, who was shaking his head and sighing.

Then, as we began to eat again, Donny's phone began to ring. We had confused looks on our faces as Donny stood up to walk over to his computer area. He put on his headphones.

"Hello?"he asked. ..."You again? I thought I told you sir, this phone line is closed for any more questions! ... No, I'm not trying to stand you up, sir!... THIS ISN'T THAT TYPE OF PHONE LINE!!... Sir, stop calling me or I will contact the authorities!" Donny hung up.

He came back and sat down, sighing. He looked up to see me hiding back a smile. "What?"he snapped.

I couldn't help it, but I said it. "Wow, you sure do have a hit with the sirs, don't you?"I asked, laughing. The rest of us laughed while Splinter hid a smile, and Raph smirked, leaning back in his chair.

"That's it!"Donny shouted and he jumped over the table for me. Quickly, I got out of the way and slid under the table. I popped up next to April and Casey and smiled, waving. Before Donny jumped for me again, I stood up and ran towards the steps, going to hide in a room.

"DON'T HURT ME!" I shouted before closing the door. I heard everyone laughing and I laughed myself. I love my life...

A/N: I know it's short... but...

BLOOPERS

We waited a moment then peeped out from under the table.

Ash--/gets hit in face with food/ WHAT THE HECK?! I thought we turned off the fan!

Workers--/click/click/click/ IT ISN'T WORKING!

Wolf--/sighs/ /unplugs/ /fan is still going/ o.o -.- o.O That's not natural...

Workers-- AH! /gets bat/ DIE EVIL GHOST THINGY! /beats/ /fan bursts into flames/

Ash--Hey Leo, any more of that rice?

Leo-- yeah. /holds rice out/

Ash--/eats rice/

"Hello?"he asked.

Mikey--/whispers/ Seven months...

Donny--o.o /drops phone/ AHHHHHH!! NOT AGAIN!! DON'T HURT ME SAMARA!!/runs and hides under bed/

Mikey, Raph, Leo, Ash--/laugh/

Raph--Hey Mikey... I think you scarred Donny for life...

Mikey--/nods/ Sweeeet...