Title: Phish and Phlattery: Dolphin-Centric Drabbles.
Author: CopyNinAstral (~Astral~)
Fandom/Pairing: Naruto. Kakashi and Iruka.
Rating: T, language, for now.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. If I did, Sasuke and Naruto would have already freaking battled it out.
TELL ME, SENSEI!
Five…four…three…two…one… Anko opened the door to her apartment and reached out deliberately slowly in order to grab her mail, which she had just so recently replaced on the doormat.
The door to her left creaked open, but no one came out. Anko smiled to herself, her neighbor was always so precise. It made it so easy to chalk out his routine. She could hear him yawning as he stretched in the doorframe. Even on a Saturday, he was like clockwork. So was she today, unfortunately, but that had to do with this crazy new schedule that Tsunade had her on, which the Hokage had the audacity to call normal.
Iruka finished stretching and stepped out to pick up his mail that was sitting pleasantly on his doormat. He frowned. There was a rather imposing box that was done up in some sort of half-assed ribbon contraption amidst the letters and bills.
"Oh, good morning, Iruka!" Anko called out cheerily, smiling at the sensei's completely unexpected presence. "Fancy seeing you this early."
Iruka's eyes widened comically as he tried to hide the box as swiftly and discreetly as possible. He dropped everything.
"A-Anko," his eyes were back to normal, though he stumbled over re-collecting his mail and had a bit of trouble reaching his neighbor's eyes. "Ho-how are you today?"
She flicked a hand behind her, quickly unlocking the door before she brought herself and her mail over towards Iruka. She grinned as she felt him tense nervously.
"Mm, pretty good. Bit hungry though, you know." She said with quite a heavy trace of implication.
"O-oh." Iruka frowned, then realized how close she was and smiled. A blush tainted his cheeks as he gathered his mail and motioned her inside, "Would you like some breakfast?"
"Yes," she said cheekily. "We'll start with that."
Author's Note: Sorry it's so short. This is just how I picture Anko~ Anywho. Much love to Lonestar, because she puts up with me. :)