"Hey! Sliver…. SLIVER! THE DUDE CHICK THINGY!"
Sliver turned around when he heard his name being called; he glanced over at the boy from before. "I'm not a girl," he said replied, walking over to the person. "I hope you know- HEY! THAT'S MINE!" Sliver quickly grabbed his card from the other male before storming off.
"W-what…. What an idiot…"
Gold rolled his shoulders, feeling like an absolute retard. [OF COURSE HE'S A HE! DAMN IT! MAN I'M AN IDIOT!] He blushed slightly and continued walking down Route 29. "Blitz… I'm a di- AMAZING PERSON!" Gold exclaimed, covering up his mistake. Blitz snorted at Gold, causing grey smoke to drift out of his nostrils.
Gold grinned. "I'm glad somebody loves me!" He grabbed Blitz and pulled the fire type into hug, successfully squishing him. Blitz whined loudly, biting Gold's head (the same one that the Ratata had bitten). "BLITZ! WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?" Gold exclaimed, nursing his slightly swollen hand.
Blitz sighed and decided to walk back over to Gold. He mentally prepared himself for another squishing as he nuzzled him 'almighty' trainer. "Yay~! You do love me!" Gold said, hugging the fire type. "Let us go run off into the sun-… rise?" He stood up and carried Blitz down Route 29.
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After dodging every Ratata possible, Gold and Blitz made it back to New Bark town at sunrise. The trainer walked over to the professor's lab. [I don't wanna go here…] He opened the door to see the Professor hanging around… Crystal. [Okay, I can go in here and be a hero or I can stay out here and watch Crystal get rapped…]
Gold winced as something hit his shins. He looked down to see his worst nightmare, Marill. "You… Little shit bag!" Gold roared, storming into the lab. "You hit me! AGAIN!" He chased after the small blue Pokémon before hitting Crystal. "Oh… Crystal, hi!"
"GOLD~! HELLO!" She jumped up and down before hugging Gold. "Thanks for looking after Marill for me" Crystal grinned at Gold as she picked up said Pokémon. "Oh, look at your Pokémon! He's cute!" Blitz just managed to doge her hug and he decided that hiding behind Gold was a much safer idea.
"Oh Gold, glad you came!" The professor exclaimed, coming a little too close for Gold's liking. "You see, someone has stolen my last Pokémon…" [Oh great… Here we go…]
"Why don't you call the Police or something?" Gold asked, taking a few steps back.
"Oh, I do like a man in uni- Never mind…" The professor replied quickly, ignoring Gold's, Crystal's and Blitz's glare.
"Any who, it doesn't matter. Did you get the Egg?" The professor changed the topic rather quickly.
"Yep!" Gold exclaimed, bending down and taking the egg out of his bag. He handed the strange object to the professor. "I think it looks weird…" He trailed on about eggs and a new found fear of small purple mice.
"Kyaa~!" Crystal screamed, snatching the egg from the professor. "CanIkeepit? CanIkeepit?" She asked, bouncing up and down wildly.
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooo!" The Professor screeched, "I. Need. This!" He grabbed the egg back and hid it in a mini shrine that he had built. "Now run along you two! I'm busy!"
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Gold grinned at Blitz as he walked to the edge of Route 29. "Blitz, my loyal friend," He started, pausing for a dramatic effect but it lasted way to long so it was just awkward silence. "Shall we travel around the countryside, doing whatever we want as my Mother takes some sort of drug. We could even try and gain some shiny metal badges that I can probably BUY from some loony!"
Blitz considered his options. He could stay here and do random stuff with random people or he could run off and go live with some Ratata… He decided that the first option was best for his heath, somehow.
The fire type twisted his head to stare at an incoming Marill. He scratched his trainers' leg but it was too late. The water type had jumped in front of Gold and had charged at his shins.
"Ow! Ow! Ow!" Gold cried, falling to the ground. "I hate YOU!" He tackled the small Pokemon to the ground. "I HATE YOU! Oh- hi Crystal!" He grinned up at the girl. "We are just playing…."
"Ooh~! Cute!" Crystal squealed. [Like a pig!] "Anyway Gold, I came here to give you these!" She handed the male five Pokeballs. "You use them to catch Pokemon…" She explained.
"Oh, I knew that," Gold bragged, standing up and taking the items. "I'm going to be the greatest person every so these will help. For the first and last time in your life: Thanks."
"I'll take my leave!" He declared, picking up Blitz. "Away to Cherrypie city!"
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"Heading in!" Gold sung loudly. "Avoiding crazy old man! Walking down, Route 30~!" He hummed for a while, spinning around. "Dodging flower man as I walk up to a… TRAINER!" Gold posed, glaring at the other boy. "OUR EYES MEET! SO BATTLE WE MUST!"
The other boy spun his cap around backwards, also posing. "INDEED, SIMPLETON!"
"GO BLITZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZ!" Gold called, trusting his arm forward. Blitz sighed and walked into the battle zone. "Cynda!"
"OKAY LUGIA! I CHOOSE YOU!" The other trainer tossed a Pokeball. [Oh no! A-a Lugia? WHAT!?]
A small Caterpie that could hardly hold itself up appeared from the Pokeball. "Okay!" The other trainer yelled. "USE STRINGSHOT!"
Gold gasped, taking a step back. "A- Troll? What is this world coming to?" He quickly recovered before yelling his command. "Use FLAMETHROWER!"
The Caterpie shot a thin white string out of its mouth. Blitz quickly dodged the stupid attack before unleashing fire from his mouth. "YEAH! SUCK ON THAT LOSER!" Gold yelled, dancing around.
The other trainer stared at his Pokemon. It was now black and slightly crispy. "My-my Pokemon. YOU KILLED IT!" He screamed, clawing at his own eyes.
"Opps…" Gold muttered, slowly picking up Blitz. "LETS FLEE!" He yelled as they ran father down the road.
I have no reason to explain why this was late. I am just lazy and I was crying over Hetalia, eh… Hope you liked this piece of shit. Reviews telling me what to do with my pathetic life would be loved.