"welcome back to cat news!" sandstorm greeted happily
"yo sup g dawg!" firestar purred wearing extremely big chains around his neck.
"hi grandma!" brambleclaw meowed happily.
"oh….k….then….." sandstorm and firestar meowed looking ta brambleclaw, he had such a huge embarrassing smile on his face.
"well silverstream, weather?" firestar meowed
"its raining." Silverstream meowed
"c'mon!"
"fine its sunny! Go outside and go fishing or something!" silverstream hissed throwing her uniform. "I quit!"
(people run outside with fishing gear)
"its raining! Angry people! Angry people!" some random person screamed knocking down the news studio.
"we're here live at the kool-aide murder scene, go for it tigerstar." Sandstorm meowed
(odd voice) "we're hear today while a person just drank the kool-aide guy! Bluestar stop it! Any how we think it was Cloudtail cuz he got a cup in his paws! With a giant straw! For gods sake bluestar stop it! WE'RE HERE WITH INSPECTOR CAT."
"mr. kool-aide dude who killed you?" Inspector cat meowed
"well that's all peeps! Hit it firestar!" tigerstar said thinking the camera was turned off. "bluestar would you stop playing with my tail?" "fine its just that its soooooooooooo fluffy! I wanna cuddle you all night!" bluestar meowed "aww lets go home" tigerstar meowed
"gotcha!" the camera man screamed running away.
"in other news Cloudtail got back from the hostpital, so Cloudtail how are you?" firestar meowed
(Cloudtail all shakey and crazy looking) " you gotta gun! Ahhh! Ahhh! Aahhh!" Cloudtail screamed.
"that's gooooood well time for commercials!" BRAMBLECLAW PURRED
commercials.
More commercials.
Ooo cat news!
"WELCOME BACK! Wait where's sandstorm?" Firestar meowed
"fear me!" squirrelkit screamed crawling on the ceiling with her head twisted all away around.
"I'm gonna get you!" leafkit hissed clawing the freakishly demented Squirrelkit
"it hurts." Sandstorm meowed grabbing a huge bottle of vodka.
"you cant drink!" firestar hissed
"who put you in charge?" sandstorm hissed
"I'm leader? I donno" firestar meowed
(sandstorm drops vodka)
"ahh! My $1 alcohol beverage!"
"well we ran out of time bye people!"
"RAAAA!" BEARBERT, BEAR, EINSTEIN JOHANESON SCREAMED.
"AHHHHHH! BYE AGAIN... AHHHHH!"
HOW YOU LIKE THIS 1? SQUIRELLKITS A FREAKISHLY DEMENTED KITTY CAT!...BEARBERT? WHAT THE HECK... REVEIW IS YOU WISH, BUT IT WOULD BE NICE BUT WUTEVER! WE'LL BE BACK WITH LONGER(MAYBE) STORIES! AND GIVE US SOME VERY RANDOM ISSUES!