A/N: After that A/N, 4 one shots!

LadyTeefStrife: "Koudelka... " *sing-song* "You know you want to do it..."

Zack: "Koudelka has left."

LadyTeefStrife: "WHAT! No! KOUDELKA!!"

Tifa: "She's using 'fulgor' to heat the reviewers."

LadyTeefStrife: "KOUDELKA! HARM ONE OF THE REVIEWERS AND YOU'LL BE BACK TO YOUR GAME!!" *LadyTeefStrife leaves in search of Koudelka*

Cloud: "Problems?"

Zack: "LadyTeefStrife is about to kill Kou."

Cloud: "What!?"

Tifa: "... Disclaimer: LadyTeefStrife don't own anything."

To: Toriga-Okami

Prompt: Belt/Bench/Matches box/Cloud with spare time.

Title: It's Tifa's fault.

Total Words: 528

The door of Seventh Heaven opened.

"It's Tifa's fault." Cloud sat there, in the doorway, without pants.

A fit of laughter followed. Cid spilled his beer on the table, Yuffie had fallen from her booth in the counter, Nanaki and Vincent shaked their heads, Barret pounded the table with his good hand, the kids stared at Cloud in shock and Cait Sith was sending the video record to Reeve, when finally after a few moments Yuffie asked.

"Cloud... *breath* What the... *breath*"

"Cloud?"

Everyone turned their heads to see Tifa coming from the kitchen, her eyes wide.

"Cloud, what do you think you're doing!?"

"Go out." Cloud looked at Tifa with puzzlement. "You have a day off right? Then use it. Go out! The kids and the others won't arrive until much later, anyway." Their 'from time to time' reunion would take place today. Cloud had taken the day off to be there with them too, but until they start coming he was bored, so Tifa has telled him to go out and 'profit the day' "

So here he was. In a park. Alone. Bored.

Cloud decided to at least sit on a bench and watch the children play, but then something caught his attention. 'Thread?' Cloud stared at a lonely thread of his belt; bad thing is he's bored... He started to pull of it.

Cloud stared at the ball of thread he was forming and decided a better solution. Fire.

Cloud pulled out from his back pocket a matches box from Seventh Heaven and lit one of the matches. He burned the thread, but the fire didn't go out, it started spreading to his pants.

So the only solution was...

"Not EVER buy me ANYTHING made from thread."

Conclusion: Cloud is worst than a hyper-sugared kid.

A/N: Hope you like it!

Cloud: "LadyTeefStrife! How could you!?"

Tifa: "C'mon, Cloud. Calm down... "

Zack: "Do you think LadyTeefStrife has killed Kou?"

Tifa: "No... Well, if she has made something to the reviewers... I don't think we'll be able to find Kou's corpse... "

Cloud: "First, kills Tifa and now she left me in my underwear!? She's cruel!"

LadyTeefStrife: "... Who says you were wearing underwear?" *evil smirk*

Cloud: *blush* "WHAT!! You... You... I HATE YOU!"

LadyTeefStrife: *serious* "Cloud? Do you mean it?"

Cloud: *looks LadyTeefStrife* *sigh* "... No... "

LadyTeefStrife: "Yay! In the next one more Cloud bashing!"

Cloud/Tifa/Zack/Koudelka: "LadyTeefStrife!!"

LadyTeefStrife: "Kidding! You guys are no fun... Who?"

Cloud: "Disclaimer: LadyTeefStrife don't own anything."

Tifa: "R&R!"

Zack: "Long reviews fill our fridge! And I'm starving!"

Koudelka: "Flames will be used to warm us."

LadyTeefStrife: "Thanks for reading!!"

cloti is happiness!!