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The Potter's, suspicion, and awkwardness:
And so the next three days started. After three minutes of finding our way back to the entrance of the strange room we were in, we reached the huge door and all of us sighed in relief. Unfortunately, we relaxed too quickly. As I reached forward to turn the doorknob and tripped over myself again because of the extra weight I'm carrying, I turned the doorknob and yanked.
Nothing. Nothing happened. Oh my god, no way. I yanked more and more. Dammit. It won't open! I kept on turning and yanking.
"Why isn't it opening?" I heard Sirius' voice shriek in a panic.
"It's stuck you dim wad. Wait, move over. I'll see if I can open it." James said to me and I frowned, having never heard him speak to me that way. Although, technically he wasn't, he was talking to Sirius…at least he thought he was.
James shoved me from where I stood in front of the door and took out his wand. Quickly, he cast 'alohomora' but nothing happened. He tried again but nothing still happened. He moaned in desperation and so did I…That's what she said.
Oh no, this isn't happening. I'm in a dream. Yes, any minute now I'm going to wake up to Petunia screeching in my ear and I'm not in Sirius Black's body and stuck in a Ministry holding room with James Potter and my body. And with that last denial, I slid down the door and crumpled to the ground with Sirius' egocentric head in my hands.
I almost started crying then and there but I thought of the awful things Sirius would to do to me if I did and he caught me. Just to make fun of him a little, I sniffled a couple times, and lifted my head a little to see Sirius glaring at me. I smirked. 'That's for the time in fifth year when you stole my knickers and hung them all over the Great Hall.' I thought to myself vindictively.
James stared at me weirdly. "Sirius…are you crying?" He asked me incredulously.
"No. I'm just really sad right now. I mean, we're stuck in here. I'm going to end my days, stuck with you blokes and a dozen cats that want to attack Sirius…I mean, me. That want to attack me." Sirius glared at me and I have to admit I do look scary when I'm pissed off. I gave him an apologetic look mixed with 'What do you think I'm supposed to do?' look. Bet that looks attractive. Just to get at him for turning me into a beaver in third year, I started sniffling again and ducked my head like I was going to start crying. I smirked, pay back is fun.
I was snapped out of my dome of revenge and vindictive humour when I felt Sirius kick me none too gently from the front of the door. I grunted and stood up, glaring at Sirius the whole time.
"Alright, dick wads. Move over, looks like I'm going to have to fix this, like always." Sirius said while ostentatiously waving his hands and pompously taking my wand out of my pocket. James looked shocked at the way Lily was acting. I made a point to warn him to act like me. I don't want my reputation to be ruined in one day.
Sirius did some weird waving thing with his wand and all of a sudden the door let out a strange creaking noise before exploding to pieces. Seeing the red jet that came out of his wand before I had ducked and put my hands over my head.
I was astounded by Sirius' inane ability to act the complete opposite of how I would but I was still incredibly relieved to see the light pouring through the huge hole that presided where the door used to be. But I wasn't that relieved that I resisted the urge to smack Sirius upside my gorgeous head.
SMACK!
"Ow! What the hell? This is how I'm re payed for getting us out of here? Smacked upside my exquisite red head? What cruel behaviour! And from such an unbelievably gorgeous and intelligent person that holds loyalty and compassion for beautiful people like himself! Really, Sirius, I would've thought you'd have congratulated me, hugged my beautiful curves, at the least. But all you do is smack me upside the head! I feel so betrayed!" He proclaimed with his hand rubbing his head, and at the end of his speech, his hand laid on top of his heart. I couldn't help but notice that, apparently, my heart is a lot lower than I thought it was. Meaning in Sirius' world, my heart happens to be right under my left breast. I am going to kill him. Next to me, James was looking a little jealous at the words Sirius used, especially the part about me being gorgeous and such, and was a little shocked at the sight of me caressing my boob. Awesome.
I glared at him fiercely. Seriously, no pun intended, but is he doing this on purpose? "You're glad I didn't castrate you right then and there." I growled. "What were you thinking? We could get sued for this! I can just imagine it now. Not three hours after Lily Evans is cleared of all charges, she blows up a door on Ministry property! How are you gonna get yourself out of this one, huh?" I asked the object of my absolute ire.
He seemed to realize how much trouble he really was in by the time I ended my rant. Green eyes looked down shamefully and I almost felt sad for him. But not really, because nothing could stop or quench the rage running through my veins. He continued to duck his head and spoke with an almost tearful quality attached to it.
"I'm sorry." And he thinks that a sorry will cut possibly ruining my life all over again. Well it won't and I was about to tell him that straight when James stepped between us with his arms stretched to protect Sirius and with a glare etched on his face. I stepped back with no little amount of shock, mostly because I'd never seen James ever look so angry with me, and because James looks so protective in front of me...or Sirius.
"Now look here, Black. I won't let you talk to Lily like that. It's disrespectful and just plain rude. She doesn't need to be the one apologizing here. It's you. Not just for talking to her like that but for smacking her too. She doesn't deserve that. I never thought you'd ever stoop so low as to hit a girl." James said with fury. I stared at him with wide eyes. I've never heard him speak about me like that...ever! He talked with a ferocious passion and with an attitude that he wouldn't let me near Sirius until I apologized. And now that I think about it, I'd never heard him call Sirius by his last name...ever! Even when they had this spat in sixth year where they all they did was glare at each for three weeks. Nobody does know what that was about...Probably about a girl or something, I thought jealously.
"I'm sorry, Lily. For slapping you and for yelling at you." I mumbled with my eyes down. I still was in quite a shock and I wasn't quite sorry for smacking Sirius.
"Great! I know you feel sorry, mate." James said with an exuberant smile before stepping away from Sirius and clapping me on the back. He glared into my eyes after and I felt myself shrinking. He really does look frightening. "But if you ever do that again...well let's just say you might not be the only one doing some castrating later on." He said in a near whisper but calm anger is always the worst. I shivered under his gaze and nodded wearily. I wouldn't doubt that he actually would castrate me the way he's looking at me right now, although I wouldn't care if he did to Sirius' body...just as long as I'm still not in it.
"Awesome! Now, as for that door...I have an idea." James said with a clap of his hands before stepping over the shards of wood, passing under the bridge where the door used to be, and beckoning us forward. I walked forward quickly; still a little afraid of what he could do to me.
Sirius followed at a slower pace and when we reached where James was, he lifted his wand and commanded with an authoritative voice, "Reparo!" I was slightly shocked when all the shards from the floor picked themselves, suspended in air, and slowly set themselves into their original pattern. Not a minute later, a completely repaired door stood before us. I continued to stare in shock. I couldn't believe I hadn't thought of that. A simple sixth year spell and I don't think to use it to fix that damn door. Moan. I can already feel my brain cells depleting by the second.
Apparently, James and Sirius were conversing when I was in my state of shock, again, and I felt someone take my hand and felt the familiar tug of apparition. Not two seconds later, I landed with an unsteady foot and fell over with a thump. 'Shizz, you think they could have warned me?' I thought as I stood up and felt the becoming of a massive headache from when I thunked my head on the floor. Tiled floor. With that weird thought, I peered around and my eyes widened. I stood in the middle of a large hall with a spiral white tile staircase and tiled floor. My grey eyes felt blinded from all the white. Everything was white. And immaculate. And with that thought, I wondered where I was. Could be James' house, there have been many rumors about Potter Manor and this place certainly embodies the rumors.
"Sirius? Why so shocked? You live here! Come on!" James crowed in my ear and I blinked a couple times. Right. I live here. I should know this place.
Sirius shook his head in disappointment. I narrowed my eyes at him, it's not like he'd do any better in this situation. They started walking forward to I rushed to catch up with them while still looking wonderingly at everything. It really was quite magnificent although everything became slightly less formal as we walked on. We passed a massive library, which I practically drooled at, a study, a couple of bedrooms, bathrooms, basically three condos in under three minutes. Man, James is rich!
And next we came across a big living room attached with a kitchen. The living room was equipped with three large black couches, a coffee table, a desk, and a mini library on the far side wall. Once again, everything was tidy and in sparkling clean condition. The kitchen was not as huge as expected but was still a considerable size. The cabinets were dark wood and the tiles were a blinding combination of gold, blue, and white. Separating the living room and the kitchen was an island lined with high backed chairs and sitting in one of them was what seemed to be a middle aged woman with her red hair tied messily into a bun. She had looked up when we entered and I assumed this to be James' mother. And I saw I was right when James walked over to her and kissed her on the cheek.
"Hey, mum!" James exclaimed. He's such a sweetheart.
James' mother smiled and captured him in a hug. "Oh, Jamie. I've missed you. How was your day, honey?" She cooed and inquired while trying to smooth down his hair. I snorted internally. Like that's ever gonna happen.
James ducked in embarrassment. "Mum...my day was fine thanks." He mumbled with red cheeks. That's happening so much today, I mused.
"Mum, I want you to meet Lily Evans. She's going to be staying here until school." James presented me and I was about to step forward when I remembered.
"Nice-" James' mother was cut off when Sirius ran forward and threw his arms around James' mum's petite but shocked form. I am seriously going to kill him when he's sleeping tonight.
"It's so good to see you, Mrs. P!" Sirius exclaimed loudly into her ear. 'Mrs.P' patted him awkwardly on the back.
"It's nice to meet you too, Lily." Mrs. Potter said politely when Sirius finally stepped away. Hazel eyes scanned the both of them and rested on me.
"Sirius! What are you doing over there? Come give your mum a hug!" Mrs. Potter opened her arms and I awkwardly walked forward into them. Normally this hug would've been so awkward if Mrs. Potter wasn't so good at hugging. It might have been the fact that being in her arms was so warm or the fact that she was slightly rocking me. I've never had a better hug than that one. This, in itself, is a little weird and awkward.
When both of us pulled away, she held me by the shoulders and peered at me curiously. "Are you okay, Siri? You look a little peaky." She said worriedly, staring at me with concerned hazel eyes. The same hazel eyes as James...
"No, I'm fine. I just haven't eaten in a while. Oh and what agony it is!" I moaned in an attempt to act natural. If there is anything that I know about Sirius is that he can eat any time of the day and in massive amounts too.
She smiled and ruffled my hair. "There's the Sirius I know. Well let's get you something to eat then." She said before walking to the kitchen. I heard a gasp from beside me and knew it was Sirius.
"What-" I put my hand on his mouth before he could continue what could possible ruin this entire thing. James gave me a stern glare from where he was making a sandwich. I gulped and slowly lowered my hand.
I walked over to the kitchen and quickly made a sandwich and got a glass of milk. Sirius walked past me still looking a little disgruntled and when he started making three sandwiches and took a slice of pie from the fridge, I glared at him in warning but he continued on. I sat down at the island next to James and glared at Sirius from behind my food. He is so going to get it soon.
As soon as Sirius sat down next to me, he reached up and started combing and patting his, or my, hair into place from where Mrs. Potter messed it up. I looked over at James and saw him happily munching, so I slapped Sirius' hand off and quickly tussled the hair beyond belief. What ensued was the image that a beaver had attacked my hair but I simply gave a satisfied look at the disgusted Sirius and continued eating at a rapid pace.
The rest of lunch, Sirius kept shooting glares at me while shooting tempted looks at my hair and talking to Mrs. Potter. James was staring at me weirdly because of my hair. I just smiled cheekily back.
"So, Lily, what do you like to do on your spare time?" Mrs. Potter asked Sirius who glanced at me and smirked at me.
"Well, torturing my sister, wanking, practicing with my samurai sword, trying to meditate to find myself, dressing in Goth clothing, doing my makeup in dramatic black colors, mowing my lawn consistently, wanking, swallowing four egg yolks in a row, running for two hours before collapsing from my bad shape, and reenacting my favorite parts from ritzy and kinky romance novels by myself in the pleasant darkness of my room." Sirius stopped talking and smiled cheekily at the shocked Mrs. Potter, James Potter, and the furious Sirius Black.
"Uh...that sounds...interesting." Mrs. Potter, or Sophie as she likes us to call her, muttered in shock.
I started laughing in a fake and uproarious manner. They shifted their eyes from Sirius to me and eyed me strangely. I continued to roar and four minutes later stopped laughing.
"Wow. That was an amazing joke, Lily. I don't think I've laughed that hard in a while. You are just a chunk of humor, aren't you?" I said as I continued to chuckle while patting Sirius on the back. Slowly James and Sophie came out of their stupor and started laughing too. Pretty soon the kitchen was filled with hysterical laughter.
The rest of the day was...interesting. James and Lily had an eating contest. I swear to god the amount of food Sirius is eating for me will make me one stone heavier than three days before. Currently, it's probably midnight and we're all lounging in the living room, sipping some butterbeer. It's pretty quiet and I'm glad because Sirius' uncharacteristic shouting gave me a slight headache.
"So, Lily, don't you need to get your stuff for the next three days?" I slapped myself mentally for forgetting that.
"Nah. I'll just get them in the morning. I'm too cosy. In fact..." And with that, Sirius waved my wand, and my carefully constructed outfit disappeared into a green vest and skimpy shorts. I reminded myself to warn him about that later tonight.
See, earlier today, I had passed Sirius a note that had read: One AM, pool, meet me there, we NEED to talk. He had nodded soundlessly and I had assumed he had something to say too.
James stopped staring at Sirius and yawned. "Well, I'm gonna go to bed. Lily, I'll show you you're room. Sirius, you know where you're room is." I nodded but was panicking inside.
"Where is my room?" I whispered to Sirius as I followed him and James.
"Next to James'." Sirius whispered back. I stared blankly ahead and had another question.
"Right or left?" I whispered again. Sirius looked at me weirdly but whispered left back. I nodded and we continued walking.
As we walked all over the house and up two flights of stairs I couldn't help but wonder how big this house is…Even though I spent the whole day exploring the house with Sirius and James, I still don't think I've seen everything. Hell, I don't even think James has seen everything and he freaking lives here. The place is strangely dank and eerie in the dark and I've gotten myself lost three times when I couldn't see where James and Sirius went as they turned a corner when I wasn't looking. Makes me wonder how the hell I'm gonna find the pool at one in the morning.
After a couple more minutes of continuous staring, James led us to a long hallway on the second floor. Four doors presided on each wall and I wondered how big these rooms could be with two inches in between the doors.
James eagerly stepped forward and opened the door to what would be my room, but is Sirius'. And boy was I jealous when I saw the room.
Elegant colors of green and purple exploded in this massive room. I wouldn't doubt if this room is a third the size of the Great Hall. A four poster bed with an emerald green drapes and had dozens of pillows scattered on the bed. I groaned at how comfortable it looked. Man, I wish I wasn't stuck in this body. Apparently Sirius wasn't.
Once the door opened Sirius screeched.
"AHHHH! Oh my god! Oh my god! This is amazing! AHHH!" Sirius screamed, waving his arms around the air and acting like a fourteen year old girl who's seen Taylor Lautner without a shirt on up close. I thought he actually had gone insane until he winked at me from corner of his eye before launching himself onto James who was laughing like crazy.
Throwing his arms around James, I felt the familiar creep of jealousy. This is incredibly stupid since there is a bloke hugging him.
'Whoever said love isn't stupid?' A voice questioned smugly in my head. I found myself nodding before I halted. Wait…love? Who said anything about love? I mean, I might have joked about loving James before but I don't really…do I? Well it's not like I can do anything about it this body. Sirius would kill me.
Things got a little awkward when James came out of his shock and gathered Sirius into his arms firmly. Nuzzling his head into Sirius' neck, I could see Sirius stiffen and cough in awkwardness. James paid no mind as he rocked them back in forth with a peaceful smile. I would've started laughing at the look on both their faces but I couldn't because I was instead mildly horrified and quite giddy. Would James have hugged me like that if I was in there? Since James didn't know Sirius was in there, I think he would have. As I let that happy thought run through me, I jumped up and down in my utter jubilation and shrieked a little mentally.
So much immersed in my thoughts that I didn't see the continued awkward hugging between them. Until I accidentally jumped closer to Sirius and James, still quite giddy, so close, in fact that Sirius was able to smack me upside the head from where his arms were still around James. Startled, I fell over a little before realising what Sirius was meaning by waving his hands around. 'Ohhh,' I thought.
Smiling brightly, I threw my arms around both of them screaming 'Group Hug!' in both their ears. Swaying them back and forth as we laughed, I felt this was the perfect Kodak moment. Now if only I had a camera.
For three minutes, all three of us swayed in total calm. I broke it.
"Do you guys need to tell me something?" I whispered while wiggling my eyebrows. James laughed and pushed me off, blushing an adorable deep red.
"Right well, I'll leave you here. I'm going to sleep." He said before turning back and leaving. I turned back to Sirius after staring after James leaving.
"What was that?" I asked Sirius incredulously. He jumped onto the huge bed and laid back with his arms behind his head. The bed was too tempting to resist so I hopped on next to Sirius. He looked at me sideways and shook his head a little. I copied his relaxed stance and questioned him again.
"What was up with that hugging thing?" I asked again. He rolled over and propped his head on his bended elbow and stared at me. At first, I calmly stared back but I quickly got restless when four minutes went by and all he did was stare.
I shifted uncomfortably and rolled my eyes a little. "What are looking at?" I finally asked exasperatingly. His green eyes snapped out of their daze and answered in a dreamy fashion.
"It's just...I am so...hot. I mean, I could get lost in my eyes so easily. I could just snog myself." He said leaning forward and glancing down at my lips, I was too shocked to do anything so I just watched as my own face came forward. Convinced this was just a joke, I waited until he was an inch away before whispering:
"Are you gay for yourself, Sirius?" I whispered rather seductively before shoving him away and laughing at his shocked expression. Laughing so hard, clutching my stomach, I rolled backwards and fell onto the floor with a thump.
"Oh my god! Lily, are you alright?" Sirius cried before jumping off the bed and coming to where I was laying; laughing even harder at my stupidity.
I just kept hysterically laughing and pretty soon Sirius started chuckling, which turned to guffawing, to full out laughing, and then he was in the same position as me, rolling on the floor with laughter. Another Kodak moment; they just keep coming.
"Now, come on, you didn't answer my question." I said seriously once both of us stopped laughing. He turned back to me and continued staring like before.
"Oh come on, don't start this again. Now, tell me." I inquired gently, suddenly afraid of the answer that was sure to come.
He stared a little more before sighing. "You really don't see it?" Sirius asked a little incredulously.
I shook my head miserably, certain that what I would hear would crush me. James didn't fancy me, the whole hugging this was a joke. I could already feel the tears emerge and my chest tighten in despair as my heart's beat increased with each agonizing breath.
"Hey, what's wrong?" Sirius questioned in concern as my head was bent and a single tear splashed onto my jeans. I heard instead of felt Sirius' finger tilt my chin to make me look into his eyes. Green eyes filled with concern peered into my tear filled grey eyes, and I felt even worse. Sirius was being so sweet right now when he could've just told me straight up.
"What do you mean what's wrong? James doesn't fancy me and here I was thinking and hoping that, maybe, he did, just even a little, fancy me. But no, I'm stuck in Sirius Black's body and James doesn't even fancy me and never will. And I'll be stuck in someone else's freaking body for the rest of my life and I'll have to watch him walk away into the sunset with some bimbo when that should be me. And I can't do anything about it because I'll be stuck in this body and you'd kill me if I made you out to be gay. God, my life is a mess." I wailed before finally breaking down into sobs. I felt horrible. My life finally seemed to be falling through my fingertips and I don't know how to get it back. My once perfect life has finally caught up to me.
Sirius seemed to be a little shocked before wrapping his arms around my shaking form. He whispered comforting words in my ear, rocked me slowly in his arms, and I slowly calmed down. My voice is weirdly comforting.
After a few sniffles, Sirius started talking. "Now what is this about James not fancying you?" He asked rather incredulously. I felt the tears coming again but Sirius rubbing my back calmed me down before they fully came.
"For two years he hasn't fully talked to me, and Annabelle told me that he just got a new girlfriend. And when you said 'you don't really see it?' I immediately knew by the way you said it that he doesn't fancy me anymore...Sounds crazy right?" I said with a short laugh and a heavy sigh.
Sirius stared at with obvious bewilderment. "No, just...you guys have to be the blindest people I've ever met." I narrowed my eyes and smacked him roughly.
"What do you mean?" I asked trying not to act too hopeful.
"Can't you see? He's completely nuts about you! Every minute he's either staring at you or thinking about you! It's kinda creepy. Anyway, the whole not talking to you wasn't him backing away it was Remus' idea actually. We figured that if he backed off a little and acted gentlemanly than you'd finally see who he really is. Looks like it worked...anyway, he's completely smitten with you, has been for practically four years. And I don't think he's going to give up any time soon. As for the girlfriend, no. He hasn't had one since fifth year when he finally realized that he didn't need the worthless flings, and meaningless snogs...he needed...you." He said as he tapped my nose with his finger lightly. I blushed happily and I couldn't keep the huge grin off my face.
"Really?" I asked hopefully.
"Absolutely, no doubt in my mind. As for the body thing, less than three more days and we'll be at Hogwarts. Dumbledore will tell us exactly what to do. And then this'll all be over and I'll help get you together with James." I stared down at him and threw my arms around him.
"Thank you." I whispered as I continued to hug him with fever. After we came apart, I stared longingly at bed and finally just jumped up and plopped down.
"Ugh. I'm so tired." I whined after Sirius plopped next to me. He hit me with a pillow and I took the pillow behind me and hit him back with it.
"Aw. Not so tired now are you?" Sirius bantered as we started a pillow fight. What commenced is a collection of girlish screams, bouncing on the bed, and more girlish screams.
Twenty minutes later, both of us collapsed onto the bed and giggled...which was a weird experience but we couldn't stop. After a few minutes, it stopped and I felt my eyes drop in drowsiness. From the quiet snoring beside me, Sirius had fallen asleep too. Not bothering with moving down the hall to my room, I let myself fall into a deep sleep with Sirius next to me.
The next morning, I awoke with the sun still coming out of the blinds. Great, it's probably only six, I thought drowsily before trying to get up. Trying being the operate word. Sirius had his head on my chest and had his arms firmly latched around my waist.
You know how people say people look the most peaceful when they're sleeping? Well that is not the case for one Sirius Black. His mouth was wide open and his nose was somehow scrunched up at the same time.
Wondering if I really looked like that when I sleep, (she does) I entangled Sirius' arms from my waist and made my escape to my room. Tip-toeing quietly out the door, I realized I didn't know which room James' was in the first place.
Right when I was groaning to myself mentally, James came out the door across from where I was standing. He stopped walking, looked me up and down, and narrowed his eyes in suspicion, betrayal, and anger. This time I did groan when James turned back to his room and slammed the door behind him.
I can just imagine how suspicious this must look. I, Sirius Black (wink), quietly sneaking out of Lily Evan's room wearing the same clothes as last night. If James likes me a fraction that Sirius has said, then I have royally screwed up. At least he'll really only be pissed off at Sirius. Oh my god...they'll never be as good as best friends if James thinks Sirius got off with the girl he has been pursuing for four years behind his back. Oh I am going to be in a world of hurt.
Setting aside those thoughts, I stepped over the hall and into Sirius' room or mine. An enormous yet completely trashed room greeted me when I opened the door. Clothes, chocolate frog packages, Chocolate frogs themselves, dungbombs, WizardPlay, half eaten broom handles, dog toys, prank things, confetti, anything was strewn all over the floor virtually to the point where I could barely walk around. It was disgusting and the half naked pictures of girls that hung on the wall weren't helping much. And with another disgusted thought, I set out to clean. There is no way I'm sleeping in this.
James didn't come out until 2pm during which Sirius and I discussed our predicament. I reminded him of the rules, and mentioned that no sexual comments would come out of his mouth. Other than that he just reminded me of his rules and we continued to just to talk about anything. But I couldn't shake the worry I had inside of me. Why hadn't James come out yet? Was he that upset?
When I had told Sirius what happened...he acted pretty calmly, considering. Just said that he would deal with James later and that was that. I was quite surprised since Sirius is known to be quite the immature hot-head.
When James did come out, he had red bags under his eyes and looked miserable. What's worse was he just walked past us. Didn't even acknowledge that we were sitting there. Sirius quickly got up and ran after him.
They came back and James looked noticeably better as did Sirius. My day became automatically better when James bounded up to me and gave me a brotherly hug which I eagerly returned. Although not as brotherly if the way Sirius was glaring at me meant anything...and by the way James awkwardly jittered back after the hug lasted more than two minutes and I had run my hands down his back and toward a certain body part...
The rest of the day passed famously until...I had to pee. I had tried to hold it but I just couldn't anymore so I had dragged Sirius away from the pool and whined. And begged. But all he did was say:
"Just hold and aim. That's all there is to it." After which I hissed angrily that I didn't want to hold it but he just smirked knowingly. Ugh he is so infuriating sometimes!
"Ugh, you are so infuriating sometimes!" I hissed at him.
"And don't I know it." He said with a smirk and a shrug. I glared and groaned.
"I'm really gonna have to do this, aren't I? I thought wizards could hold it in longer." I whined.
"Tough luck! Now just go, and stop whining. You're making me sound like a girl." He said as he pushed me toward the foreboding loo. I glared but eventually walked slowly.
Three minutes later, I was scrubbing my hands furiously in the sink and muttering 'I touched it. Oh my god. I touched it. Oh my god.' Afterward when I joined Sirius and James by the pool, I was still muttering, and Sirius just leaned over and whispered.
"Magnificent, isn't it? One of my favourite body parts, really." His grin only got wider when I glared and continued muttering.
The next day was filled with the same routine as the day before. Fooling around the pool, food contests, Qudditch, which I failed miserably at, Butterbeer, muggle water gun fights, dueling to the death with swords we found in this secret compartment, nothing too exciting.
As I fell asleep the next day, my only thought was:
'Hogwarts here I come...in Sirius Black's body.'
A/N: Pretty eventful, right? Well, this chapter might make it seem like Sirius and Lily will get together but I want to assure you that I don't intend for that to happen. This is purely a James and Lily fic.
Next Chapter: Finally, Hogwarts, Dumbledore, and unfair repercussions.