Sasuke is on one of those shows in which you explain all your hidden secrets for the public's entertainment.
The host asks Sasuke, "So why do you hate your brother?"
"Because he is evil and wants to take over the world," replies Sasuke.
"Where is he now?" asks the host.
"I don't know…"
"Well we have a surprise for you…Bring him out!"
And at that point Itachi walks out on stage. The audience gasps. Sasuke is surprised to say the least.
"What the beep are you doing here?!" asks Sasuke.
"Well…" starts Itachi, but then he is cut off by another person that walks onto the stage.
"Hi, Sasuke!" says Kisame.
"What the beep?!" says Sasuke.
"Well, you see Sasuke, we're married!" says Itachi.
"NOOOO!" says Sasuke.
Sasuke wakes up from this horrible nightmare. He is very relieved.
Sasuke suddenly hears something from outside his bedroom.
"Oh, Kisame…You're so rough," says Itachi.
"NOOOO!"
Sasuke wakes up again from this horrible nightmare.
"Thank God that's over…" he says to himself.
"Thank God what's over, Honey?" says Kisame, in the bed next to him.
"NOOOO!"
Author's notes: Thank goodness that dream is over... :