Excuse me! Mr. Mail-man!

Lady Nefertiti

Summary: You've got 'Male'

Last time: "You know him?" Kagome asked looking up in interest. Sango gave the others a 'side look' as everyone looked at each other-all wondering how come Kagome DIDN'T know him? Uh-oh….

Chapter 3: Realizations

-Kagome's living room- (with everyone)

Inuyasha had just said something quite odd to her-Kagome-at the moment and she hadn't caught everyone's 'look' that they gave to each other. Surely she knew Sesshomaru! had met him and seen him and spoke to him directly. Maybe she thought this guy was a look-alike? Or someone who just resembled Sesshomaru? Perhaps this whole scenario had been a dream to her? Or she'd just imagined 'the sexy Sesshomaru' at her doorstep saying hello and how do you do?

'…'

And here Inuyasha was just being rude right? Shut the door in the new mail-man's face because he was some dangerous being that might even harm her? She bit her lip as she gave everyone a confused look. "Uhmm…Well…." Kagome started. She started to feel stupid. Like she was the only one missing something important.

"It's nothing really important anyway. Just keep your distance from him. It's just called 'STRANGER-DANGER' okay?" Inuyasha ended in a (trying not to be too concerned voice) and trying not to embarrass her or make her feel uncomfortable. There was a moment of silence then…..suddenly….

DING!

And a 'light-bulb' appeared on/in Sango's head. "I've got a great idea! All guys leave right now and Kagome, Ayame, Rin and I will have a girl-talk then a sleep-over! And see you all tomorrow! We'll watch a movie or whatever." Sango said and kicked/shooed-Well told the boys to 'please get lost' in a sweet voice.

Amazing how quick the guys were to quietly and very fast obey her commands. Scary, that Sango was….

"Sangoo! my loove! Don't separate us! We belong together! I thought that we always…. Owww!" Miroku said waving his hand in panic as he was being dragged away by Kouga. The door closed as Inuyasha gave them an apologetic look, bit his lip and sighed walking into the darkness of the night, hands in pockets.

Of his brother-he wasn't really sure….Perhaps time to set him straight? About how things 'worked here'. This wasn't Sesshomaru's world.

-With the guys (Outside Kagome's home)-

Bonk!

"Don't be so loud because you're separated from 'your love'. You're disturbing the peace of the neighborhood. Kouga said in an annoyed voice. Like Miroku would never see her again. Geez! He'd see her tomorrow! When did this guy get interested in violent girls like her anyway? Who just smacked you around all the time? And Miroku STILL looked at her with those 'loving eyes' of his. Was his brain 'broke' or something?

'….'

They went on their way into the darkness. The girls would be just fine and Kouga wondered what the guys should do for the rest of the night. Nothing illegal or dangerous of course.

Their parents would never let them back in the house or never bail them out of jail. Punishment for rich kids was to 'reflect' on their bad choices….

"Sangoo!" Miroku called out into the darkness.

'…..'

-With the girls-

The door closed with a loud sound (and Kikyo who had just left as well-saying something about needing to do something else) was kind of odd? This was girl-time and she should stick around but they couldn't force her. She was always kinda strange to begin with. Not that they were saying anything bad about her.

There was a silence in the room for a while then Sango started chuckling and shook her head. "Sorry about Miroku everyone." Sango said. Geez! If the guy loved her so much then why DID he grope other woman and want to have their baby!? She didn't get him at all! He loved her enough to embarrass himself and her then….did he do it to make her jealous?

Kagome grinned as well saying the guy was just in love with her and it was a good feeling when someone loved you (well Miroku did it/expressed it in a weird and funny way) Inwardly she was having her own 'war' about what was going on and why she was having these disturbing erotic type dreams/visions?

She sure as hell could not ever tell her friends about this! They would want to pry more into it and try to figure out who he was; which guy Kagome was last in contact with? Did Kagome lock the doors at night? Leave her window open maybe? (Well they didn't think 'this guy' was going to 'fly in like Tarzan' to ravish Kagome in the moonlight but still it was worth a thought or two to be on the 'safe' side of course!)

'…'

Kagome was in deep trouble! As she wondered how she should discreetly go up to her room and hide the evidence-to which of course Kagome did not have at all! Just a guilty conscious! Ha-ha what was she worried about?

Then she looked at Sango's back. Great. What rotten luck! That indecent lingerie piece was GIVEN to Kagome by Sango! So of course Sango would recognize it and wonder how…no WHO ripped it into shreds.

(Inserting Miroku hentai-ness thoughts)

Of course it hadn't been Kagome who was/had just been busy examining it. She took two steps back (towards her staircase) about to take a mad dash towards her room and hide anything and everything. Just make an excuse that she had to use the bathroom and girls could take their time coming up and 'help yourself to anything and everything in the kitchen' etc….and took off with such speed that would make a demoness proud.

"Uhm Kagome?" Sango said aloud and turned around to see a non-existent Kagome in the living room.

(Insert missing place of person pointing an arrow at it-anime style)

"Perhaps she had to use the bath-room? Or forgot something upstairs." Ayame said from where she was sitting.

'Or wants to hide something she doesn't want us to see.' Sango thought inwardly biting her lip. Seemed like Miroku was 'rubbing off' on her little by little…..

-Sango's inner thoughts-

What would Kagome want to hide that she didn't want us to see? She was sure Kagome did NOT own anything that was worth hiding. Anything embarrassing, anything erotic, no (cough) toys to (cough) 'play' with…..wait….

GASP! She, Sango had given her indecent lingerie so Kagome could 'make good use' of them one day for her birthday a few months ago. Had she? Had she really gone and 'done the dirty' with a guy finally?!

Seemed like Miroku HAD rubbed off on Sango…..a lot.

-End Sango's inner thoughts-

"Hmm well shall we go upstairs? We should be staying up there to sleep anyway. So why don't we just go up now?" Sango said and without an answer from Ayame or Rin she just went up like she lived/owned the house.

"Uhmmm…." Ayame started and looked at Rin who just shrugged. Well Sango did know Kagome longer than they had so…..it should be okay?

On the way to Kagome's room (as they went up the stairs in the hallway) they stopped to hear Sango and Kagome's loud voices in/from her room—Sango sounding somewhat unlike herself. Really unlike herself….

(With Sango and Kagome)

"I am your best friend! I've known you since…since well we were in diapers! How can you keep something from me?! I can see it in your eyes! That guilty 'I didn't do it' look is right there!" Sango said as she crossed her arms. She wondered whether she should go on a 'Kagome room search/hunt' herself?

Crash!

Ayame and Rin popped into the room suddenly-rather running in asking what was that loud sound and then sweat-dropped as it seemed like Kagome-that guilty as hell look on her face-and she was blocking the closet? Sango was walking in well….seemed like she was cornering Kagome like a predator demanding Kagome move away so she could investigate her room and perhaps her whole home properly.

"Uhmm guys?" Ayame started slowly. Sango looked like she was about ready to 'beat' answers out of Kagome right now but those two weren't listening to her at the moment.

"Ka-go-me…." Sango started.

"Ah-heh…" Kagome said gulping looking around for a 'get-away'

Sango's eye twitched and decided to get straight to the point and not caring who was listening right now. "Kagome…where's the (cough) lingerie outfit I gave you earlier? And told you to put it to good use?"

"lin-ge-rie…out-fit…." Rin whispered/repeated very slowly and eyes wide staring at Ayame. Kagome WAS NOT the erotic type who would (cough) perform such indecent behavior…GASP! Or perhaps this was the 'dark side of Kagome' she had never seen. She was hiding her true self and it had finally come out?!

Ayame sighed having other thoughts (not hearing Rin). Her thoughts at the moment were what color Kagome's lingerie was and (cough) how much was covered before 'said guy' tore it off and was now in shreds, btw and hiding in her room now? So then she, Ayame was a true believer of this far-fetched story?!

'…'

"I…." Kagome started and fidgeted still looking around for her 'great escape'

"You…" Sango said awaiting Kagome to finish. This was going nowhere fast…

"Fine. Geez you three!" Kagome huffed (and while staring at the ground) muttered her whole 'incident' and took a deep much-needed breath and gulped. What would they say to her? She did say it was a damn dream-no matter how erotic so that made it better right?

Only in Kagome's world…

"So….then like…" Sango started looking totally bewildered at Kagome-a total loss for words. Alas then there was a very loud:

"Then please explain why in HELL's name is that lingerie shredded into a bazillion pieces?!" Sango said pointing at the poor lingerie-which was expensive btw-in this rude and exasperated voice. She didn't get it?

Ayame and Rin had no words to share as they just watched this interplay between their girl friends who were acting crazy.

"Not that I'm happy you've finally 'done the dirty' but….So who was this hot guy anyway?" Sango asked calming down like nothing happened and examining the lingerie in her hands which were torn beyond compare and could never be used again.

'Damn…. Shit…oh hell no….' Kagome's eyes said. She should've known that was what was coming next! Sango knew too much! She knew things before they even happened?! How?

"Kagome…I swear if I even hear a lie come from your mouth-and I hope to god that it wasn't Inuyasha otherwise I swear I'm going to become a nun, shave my head/hair and join some temple! Yes! That's how much I care about you!" Sango said shaking the lingerie in her hands with vigor/emphasis.

How awkward…..

'….'

"Ehh—heh. Uhh…" Kagome said shaking her head that it wasn't Inuyasha. And she did not want Sango to join a nunnery. Besides that would make Miroku very unhappy.

"Fine. Okay. Well I don't really know. I do know he had silver hair and gold eyes." Kagome said. Sango sighed and put the lingerie outfit down and 'plopped' onto Kagome's bed and then—in sudden realization-jumped up like it was on fire.

Huh?

"Kagome. Did you even change the sheets?" Sango said pointing at them from where she was standing.

Kagome turned redder than a cherry and Ayame and Rin coughed. Sango sure did know how to get down to business, that much was for sure.

"This is really bizarre Kagome. You're clothes are torn but you said it was a dream. The window was closed so you let some stranger into your house-no matter how sexy he was-into your bedroom, no less without a single thought and went 'at it' like rabbits?!" Sango said. And went on her 'mom-caring lecture' and said did she know anything else about him? Where he lived? Number?

Then a light-bulb popped into/on Kagome's head saying she did remember that they had a new mail-man who had stopped to introduce himself earlier-called himself Sesshomaru Taisho-and he looked just like the guy from her dreams!

Sango stopped speaking and stared at Ayame and Rin who had the same expression as hers. "I'm going to have a word with that guy." Sango said and punched one hand into the other with an evil grin. Sesshomaru was about to experience some pain. How dare he…..Always thought the world was his and that women were at his disposal…..

Kagome wasn't just any girl he could use and throw away.

"Uhmm…I'm not sure I agree with Sango's look right now." Rin said. Lucky for Sango that she knew the Taisho family since she was young, both being from aristocratic families and all, so Sango wasn't the least bit afraid of Inuyasha or Sesshomaru. Those two always were at each other's throats, being half-brothers and never got along. Seemed more like barking at each other like dogs…..

'….'

"Hnn…we'll see the guys tomorrow. And hopefully Sesshomaru will join us." Sango said nodding (coming back from her evil thoughts).

-Back to the guys- (with Inuyasha)

They were all bored as they passed by the park and then Inuyasha said, "I'm just going home." and grumbled saying that he'd see them tomorrow. It was always better with the girls around anyway. Besides even his girl-friend Kikyo hadn't come along with them and she hadn't stayed with the girls either.

He'd be damned if she was plotting hell for Kagome. He'd made it sure that if that did happen she, Kikyo would never see the sun again, or be sent to a remote island or die a very early and very painful death and no one would ever find out. Her very existence would disappear.

Weren't the Taisho's such kind and lovely people…..

-Taisho Mansion-

Inuyasha walked through the front doors and into the foyer only to see the person he LEAST wanted to see at the moment. GAH! Why was life so bad to him? "You bastard! Go back to whatever country you came from! You only cause trouble!" Inuyasha said pointing rudely.

"Indeed. It is good to see you as well little brother." Sesshomaru said with a smirk. Looked like he was home after all…..

"KEH!" Inuyasha said grumbling something about being an a** and went into the kitchen to see if he could get a bite to eat before bed.

Sesshomaru followed him with a smirk. No….he wasn't going to attack him. It wasn't right to attack a man who had his back turned. Besides this was the only way up the stairs to his bedroom. Inuyasha turned around suddenly and raised an eyebrow. Sesshomaru stopped and something went 'flying' towards him.

CRASH!

…..as Sesshomaru narrowly missed it by a few feet.

"Da' Hell you bastard! Why do you smell like Kagome!" Inuyasha said and stalked closer to him to hit him with any other 'weapon' that was close by. Be it a glass or plate. Even a fork would work. It was sharp after all.

"Little brother. Do you know how antique and expensive that vase is that you just broke? It belonged to father's grandfather from the feudal era." he said calmly looking at the broken vase by his feet.

"Antique my a***!" Inuyasha said about to attack him again and this time he had a glass in his hand.

'…'

"Hnnn..." Sesshomaru said wondering how to stop Inuyasha's little temper-tantrum rampage. Whatever he said only made Inuyasha more riled up since he took it the wrong way. Wait…what a great idea…

"You're wondering why I smell like your Kagome? Oh I'm sorry. She's not yours is she? That would make her your mate? Since she is single what's the big deal if another male wants her as his? Unless they have to go through you and have your approval? That's hardly fair little brother. Unless of course she's already been with someone already? She could always lie to you. Like she'd want to explain her love-life to you of all people." Sesshomaru said.

He went on to say that since he was their new mail-man he'd be seeing her everyday anyway.

"The hell you are! I'll get you're a** fired right away just you wait!" Inuyasha yelled to the whole mansion and then a china plate went flying…..

CRASH!

Good thing father and mother weren't home to witness this otherwise Inuyasha would have hell to pay. Sesshomaru sighed and stepped over the broken plate and went up to his room saying that he'd be getting his uniform tomorrow.

"The hell you are! I'll…..I'll find that outfit and burn it mu-hah-hah-hah!" Inuyasha said from below and raised a fist then made a rude gesture with his finger. Kind of creepy behavior on Inuyasha's part…..

-Night time- (Kagome's room)

Kagome was hardly asleep as she saw the rest sleeping peacefully. After that whole 'fiasco' how could anyone sleep? Sango had told her mail-man was none other than Sesshomaru Taisho, Inuyasha's older brother who also happened to be the mail-man-and the mystery man from her dreams!

How mortifying! So when she'd waltzed up to him (opened the door) in her wet towel that was for REAL?! Gah! This was the worst! What was going on? She shook her head and went downstairs wondering if she should be embarrassed or ashamed of her (cough) actions.

The girls knew now too! This 'thing' hadn't been a dream then? GASP! She….wasn't a virgin then. She didn't feel any different since…then….then she HAD let Sesshomaru-who (again pointing out) happened to be Inuyasha's half-brother-ravish her in the dark of the night? How would she ever face him again in life? What would his expression be like once he saw her? Amused? Mocking? That trademark smirk of his?

She had to go live in a forest or in a cave now where no one knew her! wait….hold on, that wasn't important right now…..

GASP! Was she pregnant?! She was too young to have a baby! Oh dear god! Save her and her sanity please! She sighed and stared out the window which showed her the well-house from below. Biting her lip she leaned against the wall of her bed and stared at the ceiling. No way was she getting any sleep in tonight.

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